Parton's dissatisfied with her "lack of" success

Dolly Parton craves greater career success, despite 26 number one songs, seven Grammys and 100 million record sales around the globe.

The 61-year-old is desperate to become the biggest artist the world has ever seen, as well as a successful businesswoman and screen star, this however is very unlikely to happen due to the fact that: A. She's Crap & B. She looks like a retarded version of Michael Jackson ON ACID.

Ambitious Parton says: "There's a whole lot of things. I wake up with new dreams every day. I want to have my own line of cosmetics and I'd like to have a weekly children's TV show one day - and I'd love to do some more movies.

"I've never been the big recording star I'd love to be some day. I've had lots of hits off and on through the years but I've never had the success of other artists - one hit after another back-to-back-to-back and big hits, where every song is going to be number one.

"I'm not greedy or nothing. I just want everything. Is there something wrong with that?"  UH?