Gordon Ramsay freezes his willy

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay got so cold during his recent trip to Norway, that his testicles froze.
The foul-mouthed michelin starred chef went diving for Giant King Crabs as part of his TV show 'The F Word' and the cold water had a chilling effect on his genitals.
He told English magazine "Closer" "I was in Norway recently diving for Giant King Crabs for the show. It was minus 25 degrees. We came back and I was freezing my nuts off - I swear to God there were ice cubes in my ball bag.
"I won't be opening a restaurant in Norway - it took tree days for my balls to defrost."
Ramsay is currently searching Britain to find the new "Fanny Craddock".
Gordon's on the lookout for a female culinary genius to rival the legendary chef.
Gordon said: "We've got an amazing project coming up. We are searching the country for a new Fanny."