Lindsay Lohan needs Jesus, according to the Christians

Christian pop culture critic Mark Dice insists he knows the cure for Lindsay Lohan's problems. Jesus.

Dice credits himself for making Paris Hilton find 'God' in jail, and is now focusing his prayers on Lindsay Lohan.

"What Lindsay really needs is Jesus. She needs to read the Bible and find out who she is and why she is here. There is a vast black hole in her soul which nothing else can fill. No expensive rehab facility. No jail sentence. No family or friends. Only Jesus can fix what's wrong" Dice explains.

"I am asking her friends and family to contact me and coordinate a time when Lindsay can go to Church with me and we can both sit down afterwards and talk about what's really happening with her. I can give her answers and solutions that few in her circle of influence can" Dice insists.

Dice is a Christian author and pop culture critic focusing on morality and social trends in relation to celebrities. He has recently made news around the world for slamming rapper 50 Cent and actor Tom Cruise as Satanists, and for organizing a "Pray for Paris Party" at the Beverly Hilton Hotel after Paris Hilton turned herself in to complete her jail sentence.