Celebrity Watch - Britney in July

What a month it has been for the celebrities in our environmentally troubled world. I thought they were supposed to be leading by example! Well, this month, it has been the complete opposite.

This new monthly report will review, in brief, all the celebrity gossip and reactions about the most talked about celebrity, so, hold on tight, as Showbiz Spy presents the whole month, tightly fitted into one easily digestible article, our editor, however, likes to fit a whole cake, tightly fitted into an easily digestible mouth, but we won't talk about that...

Oh, Britney Spears, Oops She Did It Again! Well, she did it again and again and again this month. She successfully went into self destruction, and it got worse as the month progressed.

Firstly, she apologized for the attack on a photographer's car, and instead of leading to a fresh break, it led to a brand new story, involving her bodyguard beating up a photographer, and Britney threatening to kill him.

Then, to add to her troubles, her so-called boyfriend branded her an 'ALCOHOLIC'. How nice? Bitch fighting with her mother followed, not always a nice road to go on.

Possibly the biggest article of the month came when she publicly admitted she was pregnant. However, she also claimed she didn't know who the father was.

And, after all her shenanigans, she vouched to "set the record straight" with an exclusive and unmissable interview with OK! magazine. After letting out "all" of her so-called troubles and past secrets, Britney was hoping to get back to work, and the month was nearly finished, but the worst was yet to come for the pop princess!

Rumors spread about her former assistants selling stories, which obviously worried Britney, who shortly after, sacked another one, yes, another one bites the dust!

Finally, her divorce was finalized, giving her some breathing space surely, but not so, more of her mothering shames were rumored, so, it has been a terrible month for Britney, and because of that, it has been a brilliant month for us!