Peter Andre claims his willy is the size of a remote control

Australian singer Peter Andre has claimed that he's blessed in the bedroom department, and is "proud" that he can compare the size of his penis to a large household device.

Andre, who's married to British glamor model Jordan, told the British version of OK! magazine: "I'm proud of it! It's the size of the Sky remote control - I've measured it."

Jordan, whose real name is Katie Price, added: "It's the size of the Sky+ remote - the one with the grey bits on - that's bigger than the normal remote."

Jordan recently gave birth to the couple's third child, Princess Tiaamii, and says she is now ready to start shagging again.

She said: "We can have sex now but we have to take it easy, I don't want a ripped-out uterus thank you! But I need a good skrew!"

The blond model also revealed that she isn't breastfeeding her new baby Princess Tiaamii - because she believes only Pete should be touching her boobs. She added: "I don't want a baby drinking from me - the thought of it makes me feel really funny. I think there's only a certain person could handle my knockers!"

To be honest, he'd have to have a pretty big cock, otherwise Jordan probably wouldn't feel anything. The phrase 'Ripped out fireplace' certainly springs to mind when Jordan's vagina comes into the equation. Excuse the pun.