Victoria Beckham plays fat slag in Ugly Betty

So, finally, we Brits (and you Yanks) know who the 'loathed and false' Victoria Beckham is playing in hit US comedy, Ugly Betty.

According to reports, the super-thin size zero Spice Girls is playing a fat version of herself, who since arriving in America, has binged on treats. She will shock viewers as she appears in the on-screen wedding in a fat suit.

The singer, who thinks this is going to "really funny", is apparently cracking America and is "really major", according to herself. She's living a lie!

An insider at the ABC network said: "Everybody at the wedding will be expecting skinny beautiful Posh to show up.

"But they'll be horrified to see she's piled on the pounds because of major comfort eating and American junk food."