Lindsay Lohan: "Lost Dog - have you seen her?"
A poster for a lost dog, which is allegedly supposed to be Lindsay Lohan, has been posted on the gate to Paris Hilton's home. The poster features a mug shot of Lindsay Lohan and reads:
LOST DOG "HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: anorexic
Eyes: dilated
Coat: spotted/freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied c**** Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of 24 July 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her "doggy bags" and her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call ---- or go to ----
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.
Lohan was recently released from rehab, after being arrested for her second DUI in two months.
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