Paris Hilton wants to re-decorate the White House.
The socialite has appeared in a series of tongue-in-cheek Presidential campaigns.
And in her latest, in which she poses for Harper’s Bazaar magazine in her underwear, Paris says one of her first tasks as Commander in Chief would be to give the President’s workplace a lick of paint.
She said, “In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.”
Paris also vowed to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers Calvin Klein and Donna Karan.
She said, “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year.
“Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.”
She adds, “I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control.
“I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.”
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