Posted by Adam

Sunday April 12, 2009

Enrique Iglesias will never pose naked — because his “balls hang too low.”

The Hero hitmaker says he doesn’t look good in the nude.

“Hell, no!” Iglesias told the Daily Mirror newspaper when asked about baring all. “I don’t look good naked. I’ve got chicken legs and my balls hang too low. I hear they get lower and saggier as you get older, and that’s f**ked up. I’ll have to tuck mine into my socks.”

The hunky star has also lost his six pack. “That’s the first thing to go when you hit 30,” he said. “I’m getting a bit of a belly, so I should be eating healthier, but I like greasy food.”

And the size of his penis? “Well, what guy with a small penis actually jokes about that?” he added. “Having said that, it’s a good thing if I say I have a small one, because then you’ve got the element of surprise.

“When people see it they’ll go, ‘Wow, it’s not as small as I thought it was going to be!’ The best thing to do is start dating a girl with small hands…”

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