Britney Spears Reveals Her Presidential Pledges
Posted by Adam
Ever wondered what America would be like if Britney Spears was in charge?
The pop star, wearing just a black bikini and a red flower in her hair, outlined her presidential plan during a pre-recorded piece on David Letterman‘s Late Show.
Spears said would provide “free pie for everybody” if she were the American President.
“Free pie for everybody,” she declared.
Britney’s 10 presidential pledges:
1. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
2. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
3. Free pie for everybody!
4. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
5. I’d lure Osama Bin Laden out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.
6. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
7. If I was president America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
8. I would challenge US to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
9. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
10. Finally the media would pay some attention to me!
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