Posted by Adam

Thursday September 17, 2009

I can’t believe I’m writing this!

Kermit The Frog has shot down claims he’s dating Lady Gaga — insisting Miss Piggy is the only woman for him.

Kermit says he and GaGa just shared a ride to Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards.

“I just gave Lady Gaga a ride to the VMAs, and when Lady Gaga left her credentials in the limo, I had to bring them to her. (On the off-chance security didn’t recognize her. Hey, it could happen.)” the Muppet told People magazine. “Of course, after Lady Gaga and I were seen on the red carpet together, well … Miss Piggy got a little jealous. But I definitely did get a ride home — in the trunk!”

“Lady Gaga is a wonderful person,” Kermit added. “In private, she is very down to earth … which is where I spend most of my time. As far as kissing Lady Gaga goes: she is a very good kisser, but it was not a romantic kiss. It was a kiss for good luck. Kissing a frog is good luck for the person giving the kiss — but bad luck for the frog if his pig finds out.”

The frog insists he and Miss Piggy are still going strong — as friends. “Miss Piggy and I have not called it quits, and that’s because we do not have that kind of relationship. We are colleagues and close friends. Sometimes too close,” he said.

“Waaaay too close. We still work together all the time. In fact, in early December, you can catch us together singing with Andrea Bocelli on the Andrea Bocelli & David Foster: My Christmas, a new holiday special for PBS. Piggy was jealous I was going to sing with Andrea … until she found out Andrea is a guy. And a handsome guy at that. Then, I got jealous!”
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