DON’T let Alec Baldwin have sex with Renee Zellweger — he’d probably kill her!
The 30 Rock star says he thinks thinks Hollywood women are too thin — and if he had to do a love scene with the Bridget Jones’s Diary actress, he’d probably end up crushing the poor girl to death.
“Women today are so skinny,” he said. “If I did a love scene with them, I would crush them. If I did a love scene with Renee, I would kill her.”
Baldwin recently revealed his plan to help Hollywood beat the global economic downturn — make Tom Cruise take a pay cut.
“I believe we can balance the scales if Tom Cruise would lower his quote by a mere $29 million,” he told E! News. “I realize this may be a bit unfair since he’s not here to defend himself and I really don’t want to put this all on one man, but if I had to, that man would be Tom Cruise…
“I assure you my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom’s movies.”
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