Monday November 23, 2009

SINGER Michael Bublé insists he’ll lash out at the next critic who calls him a “cheesy crooner”.

The Home hitmaker says despite his reputation as the nice guy of music, he can turn nasty when he has to.

“I think I’m a nice person but it’ll only be a matter of time until someone tries to take away my dignity on film or on a radio station and I’ll knock ‘em out and then people won’t think I’m the nicest guy in music anymore,” the star told news.com.au. “I absolutely will knock ‘em out. It’s just a matter of time my dear, it’s just a matter of time.”

“F*** them, what else can I say?” the star said, referring to a journalist who recently described his music as being “as cheesy as a quesadilla. “Why doesn’t that little b**** that wrote that try and write a song – which they wont be able to do and that’s why they’re sitting behind their little computer, eating their little chips and writing that hateful s*** – why don’t they write their own song and see what they can come up with?

“I’m a Canadian boy, a hockey player and I’ll be nice to you, I’ll kiss your bum until you poop on my face and once you do that, I will knock you out. I’m not that big, but I think I’m tasty enough.

“It’s something I don’t want and it hasn’t happened in seven years, but it’s bound to happen at some point.”

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