Sir James C. Ronning sent an email from his Mansion in Cabo from his current lover the lovely Christina Angelidou who has been in several productions as a dancer for Lady Gaga. Christina says the whole story about the missing pink pubic hair came from a story that was told by a disgruntled maid when Lady Gaga stayed two weeks at Sir Dr. James C. Ronning’s mansion over looking the Pacific Ocean. Sir James is writing several songs and arraingements for Lady Gaga and their nights out on the town at various clubs and private parties at Molley Cyrus’ adjacent mansion started rumors by the “press” in Cabo San Lucas that “a thing was brewing hot and heavy” between the Knight and Lady Gaga. Someone asked Sir James the writer and Doctor if there were any rumors he would like to help spread about Cyrus or Gaga. Sir James being his usual self reported by whispering in a waiting ear that Lady Gaga had pink pubic hair, but it was not real. He told the “reporter” that Lady Gaga had for got to take it off his yahct Valhala after he took Gaga to learn the feel of a Marlon on the line of a deep sea fishing rig. This JOKE was over heard by several people and the laughter was the loudest I think I have ever heard. Sir Dr. Ronning wishes to apoligize to his Lady Gaga and wishes her the best and has accepted her invitation to her next concert if he can get to feeling better from a medical condition. Thankyou, with apologies to Lady Gaga. Christina

Christina if somehow you get this I am in Haiti and we are staying to help with the medical team already there. We ran in to some fire fights and repelled some attacks from the ocean. But the idiots who attacked us couldn’t hit a target at three feet. God only knows how many attacked just a few old men. But soon they were running and we made it safely by hitching on with a group of people who are supported by Abilene Christin University and were relieving and/or supporting many who were already there helping build houses, hospitals, and schools in Haiti. These are good people and seemed to have some connections that could lead us to President Clinton whom we were to be working more directly with. When we got there my heart sank and so did my comrads. Clinton is overlooking the entire situation and help raising money. He has one of the best minds I have ever seen. But I cast my lot with the ACU people and help in the hospitals and teach basic skills to chldren in english. Don’t worry about Lady she is hidden safely in the water and well guarded. I may choose to stay here for awhile to help these people. It is a constant struggle to stay safe and few of them are well trained if the thugs come in and decide not to take the amount of bribes they are already given. I don’t have time to give daily reports or send pictures. What good for these people would that do. We choose to stay under the radar. If you know what I mean. I did have a nice one on one chat with Bill Clinton and he seems so optomistic about Haiti some day being safe and free from tyrants. I sit in on an interview with a man from Esquire Magazine and he and I became good friends. Maybe I can put in a good word for Ed Smith about accepting a short story or essay. I am writing nightly and my words are coming back. Of course it is based on this trip that started out to be a trip around the world. I like the ministry of the group from ACU. They convert to Jesus only by the example of doing what Christ said was the greatest commandment (thru Paul). They know you can’t convert a person who is starving. I feel sometmes that there is definitely a spirit working in me and you can call it the Holey Spirit if you choose to. I am working mostly with helping community leaders carry out Bill Clinton’s major plans to bring this country back again. I got one problem and it involves a special med. that I may run out of. We have sources and hope this want be a problem. Our main worry now is what if the authorities find out about our brief gun battles where some of our attackers were killed. We blew one boat clear our of the water. This was in no way fun. But will it be considered self defense or criminal. Bill knows and will be out representative if anything comes to light. I understand my wife closed down my Facebook site so my old friends probably think I dropped them. But I can barely comprehend the destruction and pain of these children and their Mothers (mostly) much less bother trying to document what is happening here. Many reporters are doing this. We are not here for attention or to show Facebook that we are really in Haiti. There are those that will believe and those that want. I don’t really care. Some were doubting me anyway and doing and paying money to have my public records exposed. But I am smarter then they are so let them continue to try and come to any conclusions they so desire. I have past those 30s and 40s where there is always some need to impress. That statement of me being smarter then the public records people and the snoops is not bragging, but fact. One even reported that I had two houses in the Marble Falls area to the tax people. Facebook Friends ? I sold one already and the main house is not there any more anyway. I don’t remember if this happened before I left. If you ever get this by googling your name say hi to ED SMITH and WINSTON HAMBY. By the time you find this if you ever do, The Lady will probably be sailing around the tip of South America and on to Africa. WE will probably skip Australia. I have been there so many times already. I guess it would be futile to try to keep a latern burning, never knowing………….