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Ke$ha Has a Fetish For Fatties!

Posted by Adam

Ke$haKE$HA loves fat men.

The Blah Blah Blah singer — who is currently single — admits she has a less-than-traditional taste in men and can’t stand the thought of dating someone too well-groomed.

“My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men,” she said. “I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though.

Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”

The outspoken 23-year-old star also admitted her biggest turn off would be to date someone who spends longer in the bathroom than she does.

“I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don’t want someone who’s going to steal my moisturizer,” she said.

Though she has a lengthy list of specifications for a partner, the star insists she isn’t ready to settle down just yet.

“I’m far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don’t want to settle down yet,” she said. “Gross!”

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  • John

    What… The.. Fuck…

  • shawn

    Haha. Sounds like I’m perfect for her

  • Teri

    Again, that’s totally cool! Whoever made up the word, “METRO-SEXUAL” must have wanted to just stay in the closet longer.
    Guys should be guys! And please guys, do not shave below the neck.

  • cwm

    I only shave my neck but I am not very fat?

  • MULLET MULLET MULLET MMUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTE!!!!!

    YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • inohoour

    A HAS-BEEN WITHOUT EVER GETTING THERE !!!