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TIGER WOODS BANNED FROM INTRODUCING HIS SLUTS TO HIS CHILDREN!

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Tiger WoodsTIGER Woods has been banned from introducing his future girlfriends to his kids.

The shamed golfer has reportedly been ordered to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

As part of his divorce agreement with wife Elin Nordegren, Woods will only bring a new woman into the kids’ lives if he is married to her. In return, the former Swedish model can never publicly speak out over Tiger’s indiscretions.

“Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father,” a source told British newspaper The Sun.

“Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter.”

Elin’s lawyers apparently discovered Tiger was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

“Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets,” said the insider.

It’s believed she’ll receive a $500m chunk of the sportsman’s fortune.

“The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot,” said the source.

“Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.

“Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

“She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle.”

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  • Ade

    Good for you girl. Hope that you also know that what is ‘sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander’. Hope it is ‘vice versa’ and you do not introduce the new men in your life to the kids. Personally I think that this was silly on his soon to be X- wife as she is the one who is going to fall foul of this rule sooner rather than later. All that Tiger’s soon to be X- wife, California lawyer has done is to create another, Anna Nicole Smith.

    • dj

      Ade – Just shut your Racist mouth! Tiger is a PIG regardless of his color and Elin deserves every penny she gets from him for the embarrassment he has caused her and her children! Not to mention, she is probably getting regularly checked for diseases that he may have given her from screwing all those skanky whores.

      • Ade

        dj

        The truth is. No white man on God’s earth would pay her that money.

      • dj

        Ade – Your reply just further confirms what I thought in the first place – you are truly an IDIOT!

      • Ade

        You could think or not think what you like. I’ve said it. No whiteman on God’s earth would give her that money. You IDIOT

    • Schmeraldo

      Sorry Ade but that is quite possibly the dumbest comment I have yet to read on Showbiz Spy. Makes no sense. Zero. Zip.

      • Ade

        You are rather DUMB if you cannot work it out

      • Pierre St. Martine, PhD., M.A.Ed.

        Ade says:
        July 1, 2010 at 12:02 am

        Good for you girl. Hope that you also know that what is ’sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander’. Hope it is ‘vice versa’ and you do not introduce the new men in your life to the kids. Personally I think that this was silly on his soon to be X- wife as she is the one who is going to fall foul of this rule sooner rather than later. All that Tiger’s soon to be X- wife, California lawyer has done is to create another, Anna Nicole Smith.

        Ade, there is no working it out. Stating that Elin will be first to cause an infraction of the rule makes no sense because there is no rule. You just made that up in your mind. The only rule is that Tiger may not bring women around his children and not the other way around. She has never been accused of being a cheater. Only Tiger with his over 120 sluts. So Elin’s ability to judge the character of a potential mate isn’t being scrutinized. However Tiger’s abilities to judge one’s character is severely flawed. And to state that all the attorney in the case has managed to accomplish is the creation of another Anna Nicole Smith is ludicrous. Just foolishness. Elin hasn’t any drug or alcohol issues. She does have a great deal of money in a settlement but Elin shuns the public spotlight. She loves her children and puts them first and protects them from exposure to the tabloids. Help me work it out. It doesn’t make any sense. Rather DUMB? I think not.

      • Pierre St. Martine, PhD., M.A.Ed.

        Mr. Schmeraldo, I understand what your opinion is on the matter and so have posed questions on your behalf to Mrs. Ade. Hope you don’t take offense at my initiative. Your truly. Dr. St. Martine, Montreal, Canada

      • Ade

        Pierre St. Martine (PhD – PIZZA HOME DELIVERY)

        I would not even bother to respond to you. Do you see anyone here using their Academic Qualification to state a point. Your P (izza) h (ome) D (elivery) shows what a pompous ignoramus you are. Why do you have to use your academic qualification to validate what you say in this gossip rag?

        I have no time for conceited people.

        Elin has her one hundred million which I think is fair and just. It is over . Get over it, Mr Pizza home Delivery. We are not in Academia here. This is gossip. This STREET
        You cannot ruffle me with academic qualification.

      • Pierre

        Again, Mrs. Ade, you have not answered the question. You are avoiding answering and that usually means that you don’t have an answer. That’s okay dear, I will deliver you a pizza for free!!!! What toppings do you like? Would you like a soft drink with that?

  • Ade

    Girl-friend you are a real control freak. That is exactly what got you in the position your are in today. YOU HAVE THE MONEY BUT YOU AIN’T GOT THE MAN.
    Did your mother when she divorced your father put such a ban on him.
    I am now understanding why Tiger had to take flight from you into tha arms of other women.

    By the way, you left out an important DON’T

    Did you stipulate that Tiger should not marry again and that he should not have other children.

    Your lawyer has really done you a disservice, if those things are true. He has tripped you up to gain as much money as possible from Tiger. We are going to milk that blackman. All that he has done is to make you another Anna Nicole Smith. That is what Tiger was trying desperately to prevent you becoming, but since you are motivated by greed and revenge you are unable to see the path your lawyer has taken you. You and you Lawyer enjoy Tiger’s hard earn millions.

    • and3

      Got the money but ain’t got the man?? Who wants a man like that…one lacking complete self control? Maybe it’s not a problem for YOU if your man humps every available ho…as long as he brings home $$?

    • http://yahoo anna

      ARE YOU KIDDING YOURSELF. HE IS A SCUMBAG.

  • Yes

    Elin has done the right thing for herself and their children. She knows what Tiger is capable of and she is not risking the kids being involved with women who mean nothing to Tiger especially if he continues a lifestyle of many different women and porn actresses that Tiger uses for sexual exercise. Tiger has no problem with the agreement or he would not sign. Tiger did not want to get divorce. Remember Tiger wants to prove himself not only to Elin, but to himself and any woman who wants a monogamous relationship.

    Tiger could not handled trust. Elin knows that she and the kids can not travel always with Tiger. Elin did not want to live a life where you cannot trust your husband.
    Elin told Tiger she is not a porn star and has no desire to be one or treated like one. Elin will be just fine and when she is ready, she will pursue other relationship with someone, especially when Tiger has the kids.

  • Ade

    Tiger’s estranged wife said, as noted above, ‘despite everything. Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad’ Then why in God’s name did she put a ban on him and his women. She should realise from what she said that Tiger is not going to have women around his children. I do hope that she will not have her men around the children. The men that she will attract with all that money will all want to be photographed with Tiger’s children or will be photographing Tiger’s children. Look at Anna Nicole Smith and her lawyer turn lover, turn husband, turn destroyer of her. Tiger’s soon to be X-wife has really dug a deep hole for herself.

    • and3

      She didn’t put a ban on him dimwit. She kept him from parading an endless series of hos in front of his kids. How many women did he cheat with afterall??? Do YOU think it’s a good lesson for either of his kids to see papa parade around an endless supply of cheap hos?

    • Pierre St. Martine, PhD., M.A.Ed.

      I agree with and3. You are eminently a dimwit. If you are unable to recognize that Tiger is a man with NO self control and a man that has a huge problem with his ability to make judge situations and make decisions based on those judgments than you are even lower than a dimwit. And you keep equating Elin to Anna Nicole Smith which shows that your ability to judge is completely clouded as well.

      • Pierre St. Martine, PhD., M.A.Ed.

        ………ability to judge situations….

  • soup

    $500 million is a friggin joke. He should have had someone threaten her, tell her she’ll get $25 million and if she opens her mouth, she’ll be killed. $500 million – disgrace for pushing a couple of offspring out of her chooch.

    • Schmeraldo

      Just can’t believe how dumb the comments are today. Must be something in the air. Or you haven’t taken your psychiatric meds yet today.

  • Eose

    soup you r a motherfucker…rot in hell you asshole and get your own pussy to be siring with if you think its easy

  • Ade

    CARMEN, sorry to see that you have been reduced to a three letter word YES

  • Angela

    I am sorry for you Tiger. Those without sin cast the first stone. I do not believe that Tiger’s wife is as faithful as she is saying. If you had really love Tiger from the beginning, why are you trying to hurt him so much. What more do you need? I am of the opinion that you wanted money and there was never any love between the two of you. Grow up woman. Are you going to ever get marry again? Why condemned your ex-husband for starting his life over. Please do not hurt your children future for your selfishness.Children should the benefit of both parents in their life whether they both get marry again.

    • and3

      What on earth are you talking about. I think Elin knows a little more about her personal situation than you do? Frankly, Tiger has shown an extreme lack of judgement and selfishnish. He’s allowed to see his kids, just not bring along that endless supply of hos he seems to need to schtup.

      • Pierre St. Martine, PhD., M.A.Ed.

        It is frightening that these people are allowed to be set loose on our society. And we wonder why our society is on the verge of extinction. It is people like this that are voting and electing many of the vermin in public office. These type of people should be made to take a test before they are allowed to vote. A basic comprehension test to identify their ability to discern and understand moral and ethical behaviors or lack thereof.

  • Beentheredonethat

    What am I missing? HE cheated on HER with a bunch of women, and now everyone is bashing her? 500 million out of OVER 1 billion dollars worth of assets and money? IF she did cheat on Tiger she had the respect to keep it covered. Not him…Oh hell no!!! I wish her and the kids all the best. And I also hope that Tiger gets an incurable disease to teach him a lesson about sleazy women…

    • dj

      Well said! These other blog posters are IDIOTS and as such, they deserve shitbag men just like Tiger. Remember ladies, you teach “men” how to treat you and if you let them get away with screwing around and treating you poorly, then that is what you deserve!

      • Schmeraldo

        BRAVO!!! Well said you two!!

    • michiganman

      Women should not have to teach men anything. A decent man will know how to treat woman with respect. Millions of men and women cheat everyday. Tiger is a very public athelete thats the only difference. Once the divorce is done he will roam about again only this time he won’t have to hide it.

      • Yoda68904544gmc

        Maybe this time he can have 659 different woman and string along ohhhh maybe 7 of those and lie to them and make them feel like he is going to marry each one of those seven all the while having sex with almost 700 women and of course telling each of them that he doesn’t have sex with any other women so it’s just fine that he doesn’t use a condom. Men do need to be taught how to treat women and women need to be taught how to treat men. Now who does the teaching is the question. The parents? Friends? Teachers? Counselors? Prison Guards? Clergy? That is the question of the day.

  • http://none jvbineugene

    With Tiger’s admitted problem, no self respecting woman will ever want a relationship with or ever trust him. So, the caption is right, only the sluts will want him. But after the divorce he can have all the sluts he wants. Obviously he likes it that way. And they are out there waiting for him. I can’t wait to hear stories about Tiger the degenerate whore and his accommodating sluts. After golf, he and his sluts can make porn flicks and live happily ever after.

  • Ade

    No 10. You are really living in cloud cuckoo land. Women from high and low would be running after Tiger regardless. Why do you think his wife put the ban on him. She knows she did exactly that. Remember she is the one who went between him and his girl friend Joanna Jagoda. I suppose it might be better to be a ‘slut’ than to be sitting at home with 750 million and a ‘banana’ or ‘courgette’ for comfort. No 10. you really have a problem with the word ‘slut’ You sound as though you could do with a night with him putting ‘some Tiger in your tank’. Join his ‘harem of sluts’ it would do you some good and help you to unwind from the bitter, twisted life you project of your self.

    • dj

      Ade – Sounds like you would love to be part of the Tiger “Train”(?) I doubt Elin will be reduced to seeking comfort from a “banana or courgette”. You really are a disgusting excuse for a woman – presuming you are a woman??

      • Ade

        dj

        If you can’t stand the heat , get out of the kitchen. You are so pathetic you call every one an idiot. Look in the mirror

      • dj

        Hey Ade – I just call it as I see it!

      • Ade

        dj

        I do too

      • dj

        So original. Ade, put the crack pipe down – it is “addling” your brain.

    • and3

      Unfortunately I agree with Ada. The world is full of women dillusional women, with very little self respect….who think they can either 1. change him, or 2. cash in with a very hefty monetary prize. Tiger needs to watch his back however. Do you think he can trust any of these women who enter his life? He’ll be forever paying them off so they don’t write tell all books about him.

  • Ade

    dj

    you are sounding rediculous now. I am tired of your infantile comments. What is your point?
    Argue/debate/discuss the topic. just do not write rubbish.

    • dj

      Practice what you preach. Have a good evening!

  • jesina

    Ade, bravo to you. This girl went about this fiasco of a marriage for one thing only, da money. Don cha know she was happy the babies were not too dark. Come on now, she knew what was up a long time before November. She played her cards with the help of her sister, the lawyer expertly. Tiger was too full of himself to see the writing on the wall. Now, he has to rebuild his life. Now,she can go back to her fork lift boyfriend that she dumped for Tiger,s millions. I wish them the best.

    • and3

      I’m amazed that you know Elin’s intentions in the marriage. I could say that Tiger was just looking for a trophy wife. I imagine that like the rest of us, Elin believed the image of the Tiger Brand, and thought she was getting a seriously good guy, who could also be a good provider to her children.

      • Yoda68904544gmc

        LMAO. That is who is backing Ade…like it said up above…we need to test these people….

  • CommonSense

    Elin could tell the world my every sordid detail…I would not care …Golddigger!!…no way Elin takes the high road here. She didn’t deserve what happened, that’s true, and Tiger has to shoulder his share of the blame for getting married in the first place…But there is no way in hell she’d get more than 25 million from me…

    • God’s Enforcer

      For someone proclaiming commonsense, you appear to lack it. You don’t get to make that decision. If the judge orders you to pay 800 million dollars of your fortune, you pay it. Period. LMAO. What do you think this is, Let’s Make A Deal? You pay or the court takes the money away and then on top of that you get to go be Bubba’s bitch in prison for contempt of court and failure to pay alimony/child support.

  • God’s Enforcer

    Ahhhhhh the beauty of karma. So beautiful I can hardly contain my giddy laughter. I am drunk on how great God is for exacting his revenge on horrible people. I posted on here and many other sites a few months back after the Tiger story broke. One of my main points was to illustrate the unavoidable manner of karma. Tiger’s golf game is horrid compared to what he once was and will fall further. He now must pay out 780-820 MILLION dollars. I am rolling on the ground and my body is in spasms from laughter. I warned Tiger back then, just apologize and mean it Tiger. Did he follow the advice? No. Will he now finally break down and publicly apologize to all of us fans that used to love him and MEAN it this time? No. And that is precisely why he will continue to have horrible things happen to him.

    The one aspect of this sad, tragic saga that deeply bothers me is the suffering of the little cute children and of course Elin. Elin at least has over 3/4 of a BILLION dollars to work out her problems. The fools that are painting her responsible for Tiger going out and cheating with over ONE HUNDRED DIFFERENT sluts for YEARS on end are just that…..fools. But can you imagine if you had to grow up being Tiger Wood’s child? I can’t imagine the pain associated with that name and having to admit that yeah he’s my father. My father the despicable cheating pig. Yet another family is now torn apart and the poor kids have to grow up without a full time father and even if Elin remarries, it hardly ever is the same as having your biological father in the picture. Now I realize that there are many many many fantastic step dads and God bless you dads for being so wonderful. I am not sure if the pain of not having your biological father raising you at least half the time is ever completely erased.

  • ohio614

    The bottom line here is why is everyone getting so excited about Tiger and Elin’s problems???? Elin is and always be a nanny that came up off of the hard earned millions of a black man. Yes, Tiger was dead wrong for what he done. It was immmoral and wrong. But…Elin is just as wrong. How can you tell a man you want nothing else to do with him and in the same breath tell him who he can and cannot have around his own children??????? Elin, grow up and go out and get your Swedish ass a job like everyone else. I am not saying you don’t deserve a decent settlement from your husband in this divorce, but your greed is really unattractive. But I am sure I speak for Tiger as well when I say what goes around comes around. I really cannot see you living happily ever after, even after milking a man for millions. You will be sitting up nights and your conscience will beat your ass. Two wrongs don’t make a right and you are dead wrong Elin…you will see in the long run.

  • ohio614

    Oh… a note to “God’s Enforcer.” How can you use God’s name is such a negative way. Do you not fear the lord???? If you had any clue about religion, you would know that God does not find pleasure in anyone’s misfortune. You went on and on about how happy you are about Tiger falling off in the golf scene. Try this…get down on your knees tonight and pray for Tiger. I know you may think I am crazy, but you will be blown away by the blessings you receive if you are sincere about your pray. Never find joy in another man’s pain. Believe me, it is the hardest thing in the world to do but if you can manage to do it God will bless you. Read your bible, it’s in there. God Bless You.

    KARMA spelled backwards;
    A Man Running Against Knowledge

    • God’s Enforcer

      You are right. And I do apologize for seeming like I was laughing at his misery and I was. I did pray for forgiveness. It is wrong to laugh at anyone’s misery. I was filled with hate toward him for letting me down (huge fan) but thank you for pointing that out Ohio614. God bless you.

  • Ade

    The payout is OBSCENE, WRONG and a VIOLATION of HUMAN RIGHTS

    I now understand why in Sweden and other parts of Scandinavia divorced women have to go out to make a living for themselves.

    This case needs to be taken to the European Court of Justice.

    It is an UNJUST PAYOUT even though Tiger seems to be OK with it.

    I can see Tiger’s lawyer without employment now. Who will ever engage him to fight their case. I suppose the money both sides of lawyers would receive would set them up for life. It has been a ‘Tiger Bonanza’ for them as both sets of Lawyers write themselves in the ‘BOOK of HISTORY’ by having the largest payout in History.

    TIGER ‘U WAS ROBBED’ but I suppose it is like slavery ‘we just can’t do a thing about it’. We just have to sit back and wait until they IMPLODE. and IMPLODE THEY WILL. One by one.

    • Ernie Douglas

      talk about making a big fuss? sheesh…..

  • http://yahoo Elvira Bothma

    Please people ! Do not judge. Any human being can make a mistake and who are we to cast the first stone ???? Come on, I am really sorry they are getting a divorce. They are a beautiful couple. I just hope they will still be good friends in future for their childrens’ sake. God bless them both. I like Tiger and will not judge him in any way. Anybody can make a mistake. Who of us have never made mistakes ??????

  • Cheshire rogers Antong

    He made a “mistake” with over 100 different women and he did so for YEARS. It wasn’t like a one night stand or he had an affair with one woman. He had HUNDREDS of women and was with many of them for years on end. That places him in a special category. He is truly a very sick individual and he needs counseling big time.

  • RyRy

    The reported $750,000,000 settlement is based NOT on greed, but rather is a function of Tiger’s net worth. A “sliding scale” approach is always taken, as in this case.

    Bottom line is he will pay for his indescretions, and it will cost him relative to his accrued wealth.

  • Ade

    RyRy
    TIGER WAS ROBBED

    He was robbed. Then how come this is the biggest pay out in history if your foolish ‘sliding scale’ has been used all the time. Donald Trump paid his wife twenty five million. The second wife ‘Marla’ I think got even less.

  • Ade

    ‘Sliding Scale’ my behind. Donald Trump was worth 2.5 Billion and Ivana got 25 (Twenty five) Million just as the Pre-nup she signed. Ivana sued Donald for two billion and she was taken to the cleaners. Donald Trump’s second wife (he cheated with her on Ivana) got even less. She received the two million Prenup she signed. She also took ‘The Donald ‘ to court but Donald was well prepared for her as he had experience with his first wife. She later dropped her quest for more money and settled for the prenup of two million. [I thought that this was a rather meagre sum though] considering he was worth over two billion.

    How Tiger’s estranged wife is getting away with this I do not know. Tiger’s lawyer has done him an injustice. Tiger’s divorce is the biggest ‘Lawyers Bonanza’ in history.

    How is his X-wife going to live in that house knowing that she almost killed Tiger there with one swing of the golf club to his face while he was sleeping. Luckily Tiger had the presence of mind to rush outside, barefooted.

    Just visualising her lashing Tiger on his face with that golf club is so inhumane, so cruel regardless of him sleeping around (Tiger is about love, his X-wife is about brutality)

    And to think that she was encouraged by her former employer, the golfer Jesper, to finish him off with a ‘drive’ (‘an in joke he claims). Well Jesper Tiger’s wife may soon be employing your ‘missus’ as her ‘nanny’. She has the last laugh on you and all those pro-golfers who ‘laid’ her and left her.

    I hope that she is checked out by the health authorities. As far as I am concerned her children are really at risk from physical abuse in the home. No wonder she is going to study that funny sounding subject. ‘Me thinks a screw is slack somewhere’!!!

    I should really be celebrating ‘WOMEN’S POWER’ at her divorce outcome but some how I can’t as it is bare face robbery and an injustice on the part of her lawyers ( and Tiger’s lawyer too). The outcome is a TRAVESTY of JUSTICE

  • Carmen

    It is very wise of Elin to demand that Tiger never expose their children to any future female companions ”unless he is married to said person.” I commend Elin for being a caring and loving mother and for having her priorities right. Her children need her most and depend on her for their protection, safety and wellbeing. Elin is the parent that has been there for these children all along since Tiger has been basically an absentee father. There seems to be very little evidence of Tiger’s involvement with the children’s day to day activities when he was home. Even when he was home, Tiger appears to spend a lot of his free time going to bars with his friends to pick up bimbos for sex. Soooo, let’s see how would Tiger do, this time, as a father! Too bad that Elin is not requiring Tiger to go to parenting classes! If Tiger fails to comply with this demand, or to care for the children’s wellbeing, Elin can always go back to Court and keep the children away from him!

  • Ade

    SHUT UP CARMEN

    Elin has got one hundred million and I am happy with that

    It is a fair and just payout

    My only concern all along was that Tiger should not be taken advantage of. One hundred million is fair for the money he has.

    Why would Elin want to go back to court, Carmen? They are going to be friends again once the healing process takes its course and WE (nosey parkers) get out of their lives. Tiger is going to be great with his children.

    I am happy that the outcome is fair and just. I can now get back to my HAPPY LIFE .

    I am glad that it is over as I was getting tired of ‘DISSING’ and ‘CUSSING’ for Tiger

    Tiger, ‘kick some ass’ on the golf course today

    Carmen, HUSH go lick your wounds. It is over.

    KICK ASS on the golf course today, Tiger.

    ONE LOVE

    • chuck

      Oops, better make that $700 million!

      • stop making excuses

        Ade,
        the world would be a better place if people like you would had never been born. God made a mistake in allowing your mother and father to reproduce.

    • Chip Douglas

      Ade you are an embarrassing creature. Just shameful. Tiger’s golf game is going down the toilet along with his marriage and his role as a father. His children are going to grow up with the unimaginable pain of being the child of a man who cheated on their mother with over 120 different women. And people like you are enabling his sick, perverted, twisted, immoral, depraved, grotesque, monstrous ways. Maybe he is close to getting better but with people like you not shutting your pie holes and screaming about how great Tiger is and that he shouldn’t have to pay to keep his ex-wife and children in the lifestyle that he kept them in all the while lying and cheating behind their backs maybe he will slip and fall back into the horrendous lifestyle with you as his head cheerleader. Congrats on ruining yet another person’s family and life.

      • Ade

        Chip Douglas

        Elin’s own mother divorced twice. Elin’s parents divorced when she was six years old. Her father worked in Washington, D.C while her mother lived in Sweden working as a politician. Work out how often Elin’s dad was seeing her. She even said her father slighted her. (I don’t know if he remarried and had children).

        Why are you making this big fuss about Tiger’s marriage breakdown. Elin came from a divorced home. I don’t know what her father or mother did to cause the break up.

        Anyway I do not want to rehash these things that we have been dicussing for weeks. You have now discovered us – Christopher Columbus

        We have been at these points for yunks.

        It is over now – Elin’s payout is fair and just
        Allow Tiger and Elin to heal. Tiger will be a great dad to his children.

        Where I am from – When a man or woman is down, we do not beat them down with a stick (or golf club for that matter!!) we give a helping hand and assist that person to mend his or her ways. You are entitled to say what you like but I will NEVER desert Tiger.

      • Ernie Douglas

        I give up trying to reason with you. There is no hope for you. You are exactly the type of person that has no ability intellectually to understand certain situations, variables, facts, circumstances, blah blah etc etc. I just don’t have it in me today to try to educate you on these matters so go in peace and love and support Tiger all you want. That is your right. Stand proud and shout it from the mountain top. Good for you. Yippee Kiy Yay.

        I have to address a few issues you brought up though. What in the name of God does Elin’s mother being divorced twice have to do with anything relating to Tiger Woods’ behavior? There are a MILLION different scenarios that have occurred to EVERY single person that is married or single that have no bearing on their relationships. Or maybe they have been influenced by it….so what? That is common knowledge. Maybe my next door neighbor has been married 5 times and maybe his parents were married for 70 years to each other. Maybe my other next door neighbor was married 4 times but his parents were divorced 3 times each. Are you able to at least grasp that concept that what your parents have done may influence you and it may not influence you. But we certainly do not need to know about her parents and what they did in their marriage. This isn’t about Tiger’s parents or Elin’s parents. This is about Tiger and Elin and their failed marriage.

        And you ask why am I making a big fuss about Tiger’s marriage breakdown. Aren’t you doing the exact same thing? Aren’t you here typing away on a gossip board? Oh dear….{whispering the Lord’s Prayer}…let’s not bounce into the realm of HYPOCRISY…..

  • Ade

    Stop making excuse:

    It is over. Elin has got one hundred million. It is fair and just. Give it a rest. I am happy at the outcome.

    SERENA WILLIAMS HAS WON HER 4TH WIMBLEDON

    Come on TIGER . Emulate Serena with your golf.

    You sound twisted and Bitter – ‘stop making excuses’. I am very happy person today

    Serena has Won and Tiger is free. What more could a fan want?

    ALL THE BEST TIGER

  • Ade

    EMULATE TIGER

    World Cup Football

    Germany 3 Argentina 0

    Come on Tiger . Make it your day

  • C.C.

    I would say ‘He’s finished’, but there is a ‘caveat’ to that statement:

    Tiger’s ‘reputation’ – on or off the field, is only as good as the reputation of the fans that support him. In other words, if his morals are loose, and his fan-base’ morals are loose also, then there is honor among them.

    If however, those who otherwise thought he was ‘clean’, reject his re-emergence onto the ‘scene’, then his reputation may require a healthy measure of additional ‘penance’ before he is able to again bask in the limelight.

    In fact, I would suggest that the ‘limelight’ will forever be tainted for Mr. Woods.

    Now then, I also think that there is still something terribly Wrong with our system – in that his soon-to-be ex-wife is ‘Entitled’ to the amount of $$$ she will inherit as a result of this dissolution.

    If anyone out there is still screaming about ‘glass-ceilings’ for women, I think you might want to ‘button-it’. Not only do glass ceilings no longer exist – and haven’t existed in the realm of divorce settlements for decades, they are now entirely Lopsided.

    In other words: Stop Whining…

  • firefly

    MORE KIDS being raised WITHOUT a FATHER in the HOME! Millions OR Billions CANNOT REPLACE A FATHER IN THE HOME! I think they should do as the ‘ROSES’, but live in SEPARATE parts of their MANSIONS BEDROOMS! Those Master Bedrooms are large enough to sleep ANYWHERE THEY WANT, SO DO IT! AND KEEP THE FAMILY INTACT! (so to speak) At least their children will wake up with their PARENTS STILL TOGETHER IN THE SAME BEDROOM IN THE SAME HOUSE! This is very important to children, and their well-being. They should put aside their SELFISHNESS, (especially Tiger) and think of their CHILREN’S HAPPINESS!

  • jenny

    In as much as i dont support Promiscuity in relationships(married or dating), i think the settled amount is outrageous!! i thought ppl said hes stingy, now hes ready to pay this much for her to remain quiet…he must have really done a lot that he doesnt want the world to know. All the same, the settlement is a Highway robbery…any man who would want to come into her life will be doing it for the money, boys will always be boys!!

    • Just sayin’

      Obviously the reason the settlement is so high is because Elin is never going to reveal what a dirty, perverted deviant Tiger Woods is. She could make tens of millions or more with a tell-all book but she has agreed to keep the secrets just that….a secret. And she will now be paid and paid happily I’m sure by Tiger. Tiger made his bed, now he must lie in it. And he is man enough to understand that. He is man enough to know that he has to pay for his poor choices. He is man enough now to show that he is making positive changes even though that is a very difficult task to undertake….paying all that money that he earned. But again he is man enough to recognize that Elin is suffering incredibly as a direct result of what Tiger did. He chose to behave like he did. He chose to lie. He chose to cheat. He chose to deceive. He chose to commit adultery. He chose to live as a slut. He chose to act like he was a faithful married man. He chose to act like a committed husband and father. He chose to piss on those roles and chose to be in the role a cheating, lying, disgrace to his family and friends. Now Elin must endure all the pigs on this site and worldwide that don’t have the intellect to understand that she must now live a life where people like the turds on this board will forever be pointing their greasy dirty fingers at her insinuating that it was her fault that he cheated with over 120 different women.

  • Krysia

    Ok. I never post comments but I read all of them and I have to say something here.

    1. How is that anybody’s business how much Tiger and Elin settled for? Really, who are you people to even comment? Obviously, he agreed- it was a mutually agreed settlement between Tiger and Elin. The judge was not involved. Apparently, he wanted to settle for that amount also. Only he knows what kind of wife Elin was and apparently he felt she deserves this.

    2. All the people making racist remarks is sickening.

    3. All the people defending Tiger are sickening and those are the same ones making racist remarks.

    4. People from my 2nd and 3rd point are the ones speaking in slang and using improper grammar “you was” and “don cha”, get alive- Tiger wouldn’t even look at you, you’re beneath him- you’re embarrassing. He’s a black man but not like you! You’re not in his class. Unless, you would be one of his “hos” as it has been said, and if that’s the case, I’m glad Elin has prevented him from exposing their kids to such women. What kind of an example would such women be?

    • Pierre St. Martine, PhD., M.A.Ed.

      I like what you say in some of your points. Those black men that speak with that slang are such an embarrassment and I don’t think they even realize it. I think that they are so uneducated or lacking the brain power or intellect that they don’t even have a sliver of awareness regarding how silly and downright embarrassing they sound with that “lingo” and slang terminology being used. They probably think that when they hear and see people laughing or paying attention to them when they speak that way that it is those people admiring them when in reality it is those people laughing at them. Laughing at how stupid they sound. Tiger Woods is deplorable, a disgusting pig of a human yet he is highly intelligent and speaks elegantly. He sounds like an educated important leader simply because of the way he chooses to speak. Now if you people that speak with that improper grammar and dialect would just speak like Tiger does you would be so admired and respected and people would be in awe of you. Make no mistake, those that you think are on your side and smiling and laughing at your ghetto speak are hoping and praying for your failure, waiting for you to fall so they can point at you and dance and revel in your sorrow.

      • Ade

        Pierre St. Martine

        Pierre Trudeau and Rene Levesque would be turning in their graves at your ‘racist’ comments.

        And you call yourself an educator. You ought to be ashamed of your comments.

        The French spoken in New Orleans and for that matter Quebec vary from the French spoken in France.

        At least those blackmen speaking ‘slang’ keep the English language alive in many parts of the world and many of those same ‘slang’ words spoken by ‘blackmen’ have become an integral part of standard English today. eg ‘OK’ an expression brought to the New World by African slaves but is used by English speakers all over the world.

        What you should be concerned about (with the name that you have) is the dwindling numbers of French speakers today.

  • Just A Friend

    Well it has been said she’s only getting $100 million plus child support I don’t condone that he cheated but maybe people with money will finally start marrying people with nothing you marry a person who has nothing and you’ll end up with nothing especially if you have kids together.Hopefully this is a lesson learned for both parties I know it is for her.

    • Just A Friend

      I mean start marrying people with money.If you marry a person with nothing you’ll end up with nothing also.

  • moses737

    Poor Tiger!! Earl is probably rolling around in his grave and is saying, “Didn’t you learn anything from me boy!? I thought I taught you better than that. Didn’t I tell you that she was a beautiful gold-digger and would take you for everything that you had? But you wouldn’t listen to me and now she is a real rich blank (curse words)that has caught you and now will skin you for a trophy!!

  • moses737

    Tiger will never bring these sluts around his children. And now he is having the worst golf tournament of his life. He can’t concentrate; as he is thinking about losing 750 million dollars to a woman that probably didn’t even satisfy his sexual needs. Actually; I believe that very few while woman can truly satisfy a black man; especially a black athlete who is greater in sexual prowess. And it took Tiger to have sex with 15 white women; when 1 black woman would have turned the tables on him and wore him out.

    I believe that Tiger doesnt’ date black women because when he was in college; he dated a young black woman whom he had sex with; and because she was his physical equal; she wore him out and then said, “What!? It has only been 45 minutes and you are tired already? Get back in here boy and lets take another 2 or 3 hours!!”" And Tiger probably crawled away with his feelings hurt and his manhood challenged and ruined!!

  • Froggy Beanster

    yes, i agree. very few while women are a strange unknown bunch.

  • Smelly Chunky Buttstuff

    And then Moses spoke to his masses, and everyone felt the depression set in so they decided collectively to drink the Kool Aid and commit group suicide.

  • VanessaR

    This stipulation (if it’s even true) to keep their children from meeting potential girlfriends is very short-sighted (and totally inappropriate). Every book written on children of divorce cautions against introducing children too soon to romantic partners, and this is very good advice, but to wait until a marriage has occurred goes way too far and is ultimately very bad for the kids.

    If this is enforced, their kids will most likely, at some point in time, be deprived of being part of their father’s personal life, and will, in effect, potentially be introduced to a stepmother before having developed any relationship with her. This ruling would partition the kids from their dad in a very unhealthy way.

    If this is true, it seems nothing short of punitive, but when things become punitive in a divorce with children involved, it typically hurts the children very deeply, and I have little respect for parents who do this to their kids. It’s as if they want the children to “be on their side” in a war against their child’s parent. It is damaging and it is wrong.

    Even though Mr. Woods has behaved abominably in his marriage, those kids are still his children and they still need their father’s love. This stipulation gets in the way of that in a very unhealthy way by marginalizing their father’s life. I believe if he is demonstrating good will and good behavior, and keeping up with treatments, he should have a full relationship with his kis, because they deserve a full relationship with their dad and to be a part of his life.

    This ruling, which seems nothing more than a transparent shaming, will not encourage Mr. Woods to live life in a healthy manner. Is it really a good idea to wait to introduce your children to a stepmother when she is already their stepmother? Ms. Nordegren is not being a good mother by setting her children up for failure in this way.

  • VanessaR

    I just re-read this: “Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father,” a source told British newspaper The Sun…” It comes across as very false. If Ms. Nordegren is desperate to protect her children from the womanizing side of their father, that makes sense. Still, since she will no longer be married to Mr. Woods, she will have little control over that issue. This supposed stipulation regarding not allowing the children to meet any woman in Mr. Woods’ life, actually encourages womanizing by marginalizing Mr. Woods’ personal life from his children. Therefore, I do not believe what this quote asserts Ms. Nordegren’s goals to be. I believe that punishment and shame and humiliation is the goal, and this does not help her children even one little bit. Mr. Woods has paid the price for his horrid and depraved choices with this divorce. To work to further damage his relationship with his children is not helpful to anyone. It’s a set-up for future failure. Sad.

  • http://twitter.com/Scrapper1 DC

    I dont think it is a race issue at all…its not about black or white,its about wrong and right.Can you imagine being in a highly publicized,seemingly happy marriage,then it is revealed that,not only has he cheated on you but cheated with 13 or more women…that are porn stars and etc.Its embarrassment at the highest level.Some of the affairs were years long..what is she supposed to do,stay?If you are cheated on,thats reason enough for divorce.

    But,on another note,the court system is horrible and the way women basically have their way in them is nuts. Marriage is no longer about love,its a business now. Some people get married with a “well,if we get divorced,i will be taken care of for the rest of my life” mentality.How can women be with such high profile,successful,business savvy men and not learn any business acumen whatsoever?They look forward to collecting the mans income that they had no hand in earning..

  • http://yahoo HarleyBabe

    Let’s just say, when Mr. Woods decides the grass isn’t greener on the other side, and he decides to settle down and be true to a woman, would’nt you want to have your children give their approval of your choice, and also make sure she got along with them and treated them as a Step-Mom should.
    Seems a little dumb to me that Elin would even ask that of him.. she is cushioned for life.. And he will always be their father, no matter what happens.

  • http://yahoo bev.

    Some of you guys are really fired up. I think they are equal, he cheats , she stole all his money, and is no better. Two peas in a pod.

    • Remington Steele

      she didn’t steal anything. he broke his VOWS to protect her, not cheat, not expose her to the kunt scuz of 150 sluts, not to break up his family because of her deviant perversions, blah blah blah etc etc etc

      • http://yahoo mike

        Why, do you talk in circles? You sound very mixed up, just askin.

  • Remington Steele

    HIS deviant perversions make that.

  • Remington Steele

    Freudian slip?

  • bob

    well atleast the soap opera is done…maybe he will regret not being a father to his kids, because you are right, he will miss them…but his life style will make it long between, and I am sure she will get married again, but the money she gets….all she needs is a part time boy friend…….she will live good along with her kids for the rest of her life…..

  • http://yahoo.com ankober

    i think tiger is role model for the rest popular millionar as he put this much dollar for divorce
    this is emerica he can afford it!!!

  • CC

    I think ADE is most likely someone who has not even graduated from High School, and in reading that line are you getting mad at me? the truth? Really, who (anyone over 21) uses the words ignoramus and kick-ass anymore? Elin is laughing all the way to the bank she is a classy lady who proves she doesn’t need all the money he has to move forward. Tiger in golf…old news just as his golf skills are. There are too many up and coming golfers with class and control, something this golfer will never have again. You will see as the golf tournaments he continues to lose, add up. Poor, Poor (in many ways now) TIGER…. Maybe you could start sending him letters and emails, at least someone will care about your opinion. : )

    • Ade

      C.C.

      SOUR GRAPES. Tiger’s talent is really making you bitter. Of course the younger generation will do well. But at their age Tiger was already in a class of his own. So they have a long way to go. I wish all the young, up and coming golfers well but as yet they are not in Tiger’s league. Surely even you in your twisted, jealous, bitter state of mind realise that.

  • johnny

    a Tiger cannot change it’s stripes. EVER. He might win on the golf course from time to time (or often) but he’s lost big time in life and that means one thing: loser.

  • ALTA

    I completely agree with and completely understand why Elin would want to keep her daughter away from Tiger’s future 100 girlfriends. it’s hard to bring up a girl well these days and I would not want my daughter around 1000 hoochie type women, being influenced by them, maybe wanting to dress like them or whatever. that would drive me nuts. I know there’s TV and internet and all but I would still want to control the influences in my kids’ lives. But maybe if Tiger becomes serious about someone and settles down then she’ll repeal the ban. Some folks are upset that she made off with a lot of money. but that’s what happens in all these high-profile divorces. so why should hers be any different?

  • Gift

    What is the money all about, with little time she can blow it if care is not taken and money is not everything but the absence of fatherly role in the life of these little children, remember when two elephants are fighting, it’s the grass that suffer most, instead of Tiger to go for concelling on how he can do away with some usless women who ruining his family and almost his career, i don’t think men think at all, if he continue this way, i doubt, some responsible people are no longer give him that respect and even with short time a lot of people will never look back to his careeranymore.