Kristen Stewart Fears Assassination Attempt!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Kristen StewartKRISTEN Stewart is worried that she might be ASSASSINATED on the red carpet.

The grumpy Twilight star told the UK’s Hello magazine that she fears the crush of fans and paparazzi could someday rise up and kill her.

“I don’t feel very comfortable on the red carpet,” she said. “I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me.

“No security could protect me. Ostensibly they’re fans, but I think about them turning on me.”

Kristen, 20, recently insisted she isn’t planning to become the next Angelina Jolie.

“I don’t want to be Angelina Jolie,” she said.

“Not that Angelina Jolie is not the most talented, beautiful, successful, amazing, admirable person who does good things for the world, but I don’t want to be a movie star like that.

“I don’t think there’s anything about being a celebrity that is desirable.

“I understand that everybody’s going to know who you are and what you look like, but why be so obsessive?”


  • saywhat

    Someone should tell Ms. Stewart that assassinations are usually reserved for political or religious figures. For the rest of us (and that includes her), it’s just plain ol’ murder.

    • KayliNerdTurdTard

      You said just what I did, but for some reason it posted after a delay LOL

      • saywhat

        Reading this nonsense from her, I just had to type something in response. Her heightened self-awareness and self-importance is annoying.

    • open book!

      Hi! saywhat,


      ITA: However, it would require K to further her education to grasp that concept!

      • saywhat

        I think anything she’s ever learned probably came from scripts of movies that no one ever saw.

    • Mickey Garlock

      ZTell that to Rebecca Schaeffer

    • http://- Chance

      I wonder why someone who comes across as strong and bossy onscreen would say things that make her seem weak and something of a scaredycat. It’s contradictory. It makes me think that Kristen is fast learning the art of, as I call it, image manipulation. Most stars use this “technique” partly to confuse people, esp. the media, and partly to distance themselves from the roles they play, to give themselves a separate personality. If this is the case with Kristen, then I say keep it up, girl! Confuse the heck out of everyone!

  • D-nerd

    LMAO- So very true, saywhat! Guess this goes hand in hand with her delusion of her Demi God stature.
    I’ve yet to hear of a blue sharpie penetrating the skin, anyway. Just leaves a nasty scar. :cool:

    • saywhat

      Oh yes, the demigod remark. Where does she come up with this stuff.

      • D-nerd

        Your guess is as good as mine on that one! :roll:

  • KayliNerdTurdTard

    Don’t you have to be important to be assasinated? (by important I mean like a monarch, a president/prime minister or the pope) – not as a dig, as even I will agree Kristen is important to people for example her parents (they need her to star in their movies, or her drug seller, wouldn’t want him on the unemployment line).

    If you’re just a film star – I think you just get the bog standard ‘murdered’ attached to your name.

    Besides – she is completely safe. It’s her fans that hate non-fans who are at risk of killing people. And unfortunately for us we’re the ones they want to kill.

    • open book!

      Hi D & Kayli,

      How are u today!

    • saywhat

      I hope I have at least tried to like KS, but I fail miserably. You know that kid that came out of nowhere, Greyson Chance? He’s 13, newly famous, and even he can ascertain how to comport himself in the media. She needs to learn how to deal with the jitters or whatever the hell she calls them. bah

  • KayliNerdTurdTard

    Kristen Stewart:

    “I don’t think there’s anything about being a celebrity that is desirable.”

    Well you know the answer to that don’t you. Amanda Bynes got it right when she didn’t like it anymore. It’s called Q.U.I.T.T.I.N.G. It could be therapeutic for the soul (assuming one has one).

    • saywhat

      I really like Amanda Bynes. Figures, she leaves and we’re stuck with Bella-cose. KS wishes she had some of her talent.

    • I not speek english

      Quitting would be the best option (especially for the people who have to see her acting) to avoid the negative aspects but what would she do? What could she do if looking miserable and showing fingers in front of a camera?

    • D-nerd

      LMAO KayliNerd! :shock:

  • I not speek english

    How many bodyguards does she have?
    But I have to say I am a bit shocked, because it’s the first time she actually used a word you can’t find in a book “English for starters” or “Basic words for english in primary school english”

    • I not speek english

      Sorry. Typos. I meant “Basic vocabulary for primary school englisch”. Heat is getting to my head.

    • KayliNerdTurdTard

      I don’t know how many bodyguards she has, but I would hazard a guess she has at least two, so with this comment she:

      Insults her fans by saying they will turn on her


      Insults the very people hired to protect her, you know the ones that get paid to put THEMselves in harms way if said nutter does appear.

      • D-nerd

        Not only that – she states she has no confidence that they could effectively do the job they’ve been hired to do.

      • I not speek english

        I didn’t even come up with your first argument. But your right, it’s really disrespectful towards her fans, but sadly that isn’t a first for her.

    • D-nerd

      Which word would that be? Assassinate? That’s just because it has the word ‘ass’ in it! :lol:

      Nah, really. I know the whole ‘Ostensibly’ threw me for a loop too. Somehow, I just can’t wrap my head around that coming out of her mouth without the umms before and after.

      • I not speek english

        Oh, I am pretty sure she knows all the words that contain some kind of curse. But ‘ostensibly’? Did someone give her a word of the day calender she actually uses?

      • KayliNerdTurdTard

        I think she just started reading the twilight books, isn’t that the word used to describe Rosalie’s BMW :lol:

      • I not speek english

        I think in the book it was ostentatious.
        But do you really think she finally managed to go into a bookstore and by one of the books that made her famous?

      • KayliNerdTurdTard

        I’m sure they hand them out for free to the stars anyway. And you’re right I was thinking of the wrong word :lol: Never mind, we all make little errors in life, or so I’ve been told LOL

      • I not speek english

        For free? You mean she actually owes books?

      • D-nerd

        Maybe she tore out one of the pages to roll a blunt and you know, accidently read something? *shrugs*

      • KayliNerdTurdTard

        I not speek english – Just because she’s given them doesn’t mean she uses them. She probably uses them to prop open doors or fix her wonky tables!

      • I not speek english

        That would at least mean that they are not only lying around collecting dust. No book deserves that.
        Maybe it’s better she uses them to keep the doors shut (and her locked inside). Than no one can hurt her.

      • Shadow of a Nerd

        ROFL at word of the day…..hey gals just wanted to say a quick heyas! off to see the last airbender with the son…i’ll let yas know how it was! :) bbl

  • saywhat

    The backhanded slap to the fans is another killer statement by Kristen (pun intended). They’re fans, but they could turn! Oy, oy, oy.

    “Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

    • D-nerd

      Yeah, kinda WAY too late for that. That fool ship sailed Loooong ago.

  • http://showbizspy Vampire Nerd Girl

    The only time the fans will turn on her is when the sheep finally accept that Robsten isn’t true. But because they are blind to the truth, she should be safe!

  • open book!

    Kayli & D,

    I’m headed over to the R boards to catch up.

    • KayliNerdTurdTard

      Well before you do Open Book you may need a new name. You’ll see :lol:

  • D-nerd

    Sorry ladies. That pesky work thing called and I had to attend a meeting. ;) What’s a girl to do?

    • KayliNerdTurdTard

      Take your phone in with you and claim your checking your diary online. That’s what I do ;-)

      • D-nerd

        Awesome in theory, Kayli. However, you would need to meet my Supervisor first. Quite intimidating, to put it mildly. I’m too busy kissing a$$ to be checking my phone. LOL – Only slightly kidding. ;)

  • Patty

    This girl needs some counsiling. She needs to learn life does not revolve around her.

  • CheesecakeNerd

    Greetings fellow members of the Nerd Herd!! Have we got our logo / symbol yet?
    KS is coming across as more and more paranoid in each article I read, she clearly does not like the show business!

  • Shadow of a Nerd

    hey revenge of the nerds was one of my fav movies! i’m out and proud baby! :)

  • D-nerd

    Hey your nerds!!
    LOL Cheesecake nerd we just had someone on the other thread call US paranoid! Hold on – Did anyone else hear that?? ;)
    Yep – she lives in fear of becoming an assassinated Demi God. :roll: but, in all reality, who wants to become just another statistic?

    Shadow of a nerd! *hugs* to ya!

    Open Book – any thoughts on our nerd herd?

  • Katie-#1 Nerd

    This is getting down right pathetic.What are the papz going to camera flash her to death.The only people who are going to have to worry is entertainment media by being bored to death when the shrew talks.What is she going to trip over her own feet.If she is that worried someone should pull her in in one of those red kiddie wagons. Then she won’t have to worry one bit.

    • RE:

      First she called them rapists now she calls them and her fans assinssins.
      But she got it wrong, her fans threaten everyone who critisizes her or even doesn’t care about their idol.

  • pewart

    Just think, if Kristen quit acting, who would you persicute daily with your evil hatred?

    • Kaylinerdturdtard

      Just think if Kristen quit acting she’d have what she wanted, privacy, freedom to do as she pleases, and a lot less people upset with her for all the stupid comments she makes.

      Do you even know the meaning of persEcution, and evil hatred? Evil hatred is not forming an opinion on someone which is not good, however, wishing harm or death to someone for their belief’s is. Now who does that remind you of? Oops Kristen fans strike again!

  • Katie-#1 Nerd

    Before you know it she’ll be saying her garbage man or mailman is out to get her.Even better before you know it she’ll say that the boogie monster is living under her bed and he’s trying to get her.

  • Beverly

    Maybe the word “assassinate” wasn’t the best choice of words , but I fear for her life sometimes too. Some of you weirdos out there , well you just never know. I love Kristen and the rest of the “Twilight” gang and I wish you people who only have negative things to say about Kristen would leave her alone. I think she will be the best actress of this generation!!!!

    • givemeabreak

      I guess as long as they keep casting her as Bella. I saw KS on Oprah, and guess what? She was just like Bella, maybe she just plays herself.

    • UKayli/RapidoNerd

      So she ‘maybe’ used the wrong word, happens a lot doesn’t it? :lol:

      As for the rest of your comments are you seriously saying that it’s the people on here that are a risk to her? I mean you do say “Some of you weirdos out there , well you just never know” and “and I wish you people who only have negative things to say about Kristen would leave her alone”

      Kristen has NOTHING to worry about from us on here. Yes we don’t really like her. To be honest a lot of people don’t really like Rob much anymore after his recent actions. But it’s not so much the PERSON that we dislike, it’s what they portray themselves to be (egotistical – and getting worse with each twilight film), what they stand for (swearing and encouraging impressionable people to act the same way) and how they act (sullen, finger throwing, comments that can be miscunstrued, hypocritical-acting one way, doing the opposite). You don’t have to be a celebrity to be judged on those things – it happens in real life. The difference is that a normal person is held to account in the form of losing their job, losing their friends etc. For a celebrity they are justified by those that don’t see any wrong in those actions (ie the hero-worshipping).

      BUT, it is the hero-worshippers that are the ones using threatening behaviour. Go through all of these board, over the last few days alone, there has even been a delusional fan claiming to place a curse to cause harm because we criticised the clothes and shoes Kristen wore to the LA premiere. Where was the apology when Kristen was then quoted HERSELF that she found them uncomfortable.

      I re-iterate the only people at risk here are those that speak against Kristen. She is perfectly safe from her fans.

  • Ah’m Ohld Grehhhhgg!

    “I don’t feel very comfortable on the red carpet,” she said. “I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and if they jostle me too hard, my brain cell might fall out of my ear.”

    Like the final comment, though:
    “I understand that everybody’s going to know who you are and what you look like, but why be so obsessive?”

    Is she ostensibly talking about Jolie, but really having a sly dig at Twilight fans?

  • Vicki

    Well, it sounds a little over the top. But, stars have been murdered, by stalkers, and maybe some deranged fan that likes Robert, and is jealous. Could be someone sent her a letter or something. It is amazing ahow much crappy stuff goes on in this world. She is in the public eye a lot. And there are always fans and always haters, and she understands that. She is not stupid, and I think I might be afraid if I were in here shoes too.

  • Vicki

    Second comment: Also Kristen mentions so many fans and being trampled, that is a real possibility also. People do crazy things in a moment, especially large groups of people. She is just being careful. Good for her. Her fears may be unfounded, but maybe not. I hope all the best for her. And I hope she learns to deal with her fears, she shouldn’t have to be afraid. Life is too precious to go around being afraid. Good luck Kristen.