Posted by Adam

Wednesday July 14, 2010

RUSSELL Brand wants a lesbian lap dance from Lady GaGa and Taylor Swift on his stag night.

The 34-year-old comic star — who is set to marry Katy Perry in the autumn — says watching the pair of singers gyrate erotically for him would be the perfect end to bachelorhood.

“I’m gonna get Lady GaGa and Taylor Swift to perform a lesbian show on my lap,” he said.

“I’m gonna shrink them down till they’re the size of dollies.”

The Get Him to the Greek star — who proposed to Katy in December after a three-month whirlwind romance — recently revealed the party will have a Robin Hood-theme.

He wants to play the lead role with his best pals being the “merry men” at the bash.

“I’ll do adventurous things and activities. My friend who is my best man says we’re going to go white-water rafting and shoot arrows,” he said.

“We’ll be like merry men. Perhaps we’ll become outlaws, bandits for a while.”

The former lothario also insisted he isn’t worried about the best man speech his manager Nick Linnen will deliver on the big day.

“I’m not worried about the best man speech — that’s for Nick to worry about. He’s got to do it,” Brand said.

“Nick has stopped me from doing some seriously stupid things in my life, which could have made it a lot worse. I trust him completely. There isn’t much more he can say that people don’t know about. I took drugs and I slept with prostitutes.”

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