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SHERYL CROW WANTS A GLOWING VAGINA — IF IT HELPS HER RECORD SALES!

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Sheryl CrowSEXY Sheryl Crow has joked she wants a “glowing vagina” — as long as it helps her record sales!

In an interview with America’s Vanity Fair magazine, the singer was told that “the big thing now for female singers is glowing vaginas. Christina Aguilera performed a song on the [MTV Movie Awards], and at the end the camera zoomed in on her crotch, and it was a flashing neon heart.”

“Wow,” Crow responded. “I don’t even know what to say. How do I miss out on some of this stuff?

“I had no idea you could have a glowing vagina. Is it too late for me to get one of those? And would it help my record sales?

“As soon as we hang up, I’m going to check it out and see where I can get a glowing vagina. I have a record coming out, I don’t want people to think my vagina isn’t glowing.”

Meanwhile, Sheryl — who adopted son Wyatt in 2007 and brother Levi last month — has denied claims she adopts for publicity.

“I don’t usually read what people blog about me but I’ve read some beautiful things about me and adoption and some hateful things,” she said.

“I think people don’t understand — it’s not like you can go to some outlet and pick up a baby because you’ve got a record to promote.

“An adoptive mother goes through more hoops than those people who thoughtlessly become pregnant.

“I had about 10 adoptions fall through last year, so there was a real sense of relief when he (Levi) was mine. It’s a long process and it’s fraught with uncertainty.

“Another person is carrying a baby and when that baby finally arrives their feelings may have changed.”

Sheryl Crow

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  • Carlos

    You lost me with those comments Sheryl!

    Bye Gur.

  • SHOEMAN

    I would love to see Sheryl with a glowing vagina. Also, I would love to see Sheryl’s glowing vagina.

  • http://?bobbiesevans@hotmail.com BOBBIE EVANS

    Sheryl has lots of talent with just her vocals. She’s an amazing singer and I’d buy her record to hear her crooning
    voice. She doesn’t need a glowing anything…..she already has a glowing heart!

  • alex

    she is such a bitch. jealous of xtina’s talent?

  • Lenny

    Shut the hell up you ugly loser Sheryl Buzzard