JOHN MAYER WAS TERRIBLE IN BED — ACCORDING TO JENNIFER ANISTON! « Showbiz Spy

JOHN MAYER WAS TERRIBLE IN BED — ACCORDING TO JENNIFER ANISTON!

Posted by Adam

Saturday August 28, 2010

JENNIFER Aniston allegedly thought John Mayer was “terrible” in bed!

Reports earlier this week claimed Aniston and Mayer had rekindled their romance and were spending a lot of time together. These claims were later denied.

Sources close to Aniston now insist the former Friends star IS dating that European banker ShowbizSpy.com reported about earlier this month and she’s working like a bunny rabbit in the hopes of getting pregnant.

“For the first time in years Jen is getting the love she deserves,” the source told author Ian Halperin. “And she’s been spending quite a bit of time in the bedroom trying to get pregnant.

“Mayer was terrible in bed, they were not compatible at all. en is a natural romantic. John is a basket case.

“I think he might be in the closet. Jen gets on famously with her new man. It took her years to get over Brad Pitt and her anger toward Angelina Jolie. Everyone gets what they deserve in the end. Jen is happier than ever now while Brad and Angelina appear to be miserable.

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anon
please stop reporting on stories from ian undercover…

http://facebook john j. rodz
EDITORS NOTE:
A NEW REPORT OUT TODAY SUGGEST MR. MAYER IS IN FACT A FEMALE. WE NOW FIRMLY BELEIVE THAT JENN. IS A LESBIAN………HAHA

anon
WARNING : this story is entirely fictional.
Jillian G.
I love the stories from ianundercover. He has the courage to speak up and dish on what everyone else is afraid to touch. He’s also extremely sexy. Go away Anon, you have nothing to say and are jealous. Showbizspy and ianundercover are my two favorite celebrity blogs.

Adam
Cheers!

http://showbizspy adrienne
I don’t want to know she’s working like a bunny to get pregnant. She should have tried when she was with Brad, maybe she’d still have him. Vanity,fame, what else was there?

ROFL
This woman has more issues than we thought!

http://www.showbizspy.com MAO
WAY More Issues Than We Ever Thought Possible !!

nora
she did try but miscarried

http://www.showbizspy.com HowDoYouKnow?
Aniston has Never been pregnant, End of Story & Beginnings of Rumor….

G
OMG You believe this rubbish. Go Jen!!! Be happy.
Buzz
Just because you write it doesn’t make it true!
ROFL
And what about the other guys she’s with? Wait till this other guys start talking.

http://www.showbizspy.com MAO
If she has been ‘bunnying’ every guy she has had a meal with or walking with or talking to (as All of these Magazines Infer), we have Never Heard One Man call her “Sexual Napalm” like we have heard about Jennifer Simpson….So Looks like Aniston Rates a Very Low Number when she is ‘bunnying’….

http://www.showbizspy.com LOL
You are Right….None of them Ever Come Back for More !!

Marcia
I tend to only believe stuff I see in People magazine, and even then I’m leery.. Besides, TMI and who gives a hoot?

http://www.showbizspy.com IAmAgreeing
I Truly believe that this Article is Way Too Much Information & Who Really Cares What Aniston is Doing Anyway ? There are Much More Facinating things in the World to do than read Another Aniston Article !

http://www.showbizspy.com Truthful
Grass Growing is Much More Exciting than Aniston !!

Beth
Jennifer was never pregnant. If she was she would have told everyone for sympathy.

http://www.showbizspy.com IAmAgreeing
Had she miscarried….She would have Worked that Subject for Years ! Looked how long she has worked the ‘Poor Jennifer’ angle…. A miscarriage would have been 100 Times Worse !!

g
She doesn’t work the “Poor Jennifer” angle. The press does it by not letting go of it and so do people like you who believe everything you read and project it onto people you don’t know. You are clueless.

allie
You people are ridiculous leave Jen alone. She’s trying to make a life for herself. I hope she does have a man thats making her happy. Wish she would let us in on him. We only want her to find peace and contentment. She’s a great person.

http://www.showbizspy.com NotBeingRidiculous
If Jennifer is making a Life for herself….That Life Does Not Have to Include a Man. She has made that Statement Plenty of times lately. She has also said that she doesn’t need a man to get pregnant. She has made both points Abundantly Clear on Multiple Occassions. Remember the Furor caused by her statements when Bill O’Reilly heard them a few weeks ago ? Guess Jen is making her life the way she Wants it. That is All we each Really Want. So just leave her Alone.

DON
GARBAGE!! OMG, AMAZING WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO PRINT.THIS STORY IS SO RIDICULOUS. HOW OLD ARE THESE WRITERS?? MY GUESS IS THEY ARE JUST OUT OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
CL.GARRY
This is intelligent massage to Mayer: “Don’t touch my name, dummy”.
belinda
I wish celebrities would sue people who write crap like this more often. Just because they’re celebrities doesn’t mean they are not human beings who can feel hurt by crass, intrusive, dishonest bullshit like this article. Shame. Shame.
maddog
I’d like to spank her…bad bunny, bad bunny
Mad at yellow journalism
Such filthy, unintelligent, illegitimate ‘reporting’ from fake sources on alleged verbiage from assumptions by faceless speculating ghosts. Yeah, now that’s real news! And an unnamed source from Showbiz Spy alleges that the president of Showbiz Spy is running naked through the streets hoping it’ll make for long bunny activity in the privacy of the bedroom while eating nachos upside down and watching Jersey Shore. Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. It caught your eye, didn’t it? That sells news.
Poor Jen AND everyone connected with her. What idiocy they have to put up with just for being alive on this godforsaken planet. I doubt any real friend with any real info on her would have said the crap that was spewed in this ‘news story.’
floxy
why do you guys hate JEN with passion? Was it her fault that angelina was more cunning to steal brad whom she publicly married? Please leave jen alone. she is entitled to life and happiness and wharever will give her fulfilment. it’s not late to have a child. please leave jen alone. respect her sweet nature and stop being insensitive.
CL.GARRY
To maddog! Open porn and spank everybody!
http://ShowbizSpy Russell
John Mayer, a closet homosexual? Go figure!!! Perhaps he and Evan Lysacek should compare notes.
wetskii
THAT BITCH PROBABLY IS THE ONE THAT IS TERRIBLE IN BED LOOK AT HER SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHITNEY SPEARS…SHE MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT , ANT SHYT ABOUGHT THAT BUCKET HEAD BIG EARED HO IS BEAUTIFUL …ALL HER DAMN MOVIES IS BORING AS FUCK AN GENERIC AT BEST !!!! THE NERVE OF YALL STICKING UP FOR THIS GOKU LOOKING THICK NECK CALAMARI SMELLING FOUL PUSSY BITCH …SHE AINT THE CATS MEOW !!!!THAT WHORE NEED TOO SIT HER SOCCER MOM LOOKING OVER BLEACHED CRUSTY ASS DOWN ON THE SIDELINE SOME WHERE WITH HER OLD UGLY RELIC LOOKING AZZ…THE BITCH IS BUMPING 50 IN THE AZZ JUST LIKE A HOMO THUG….YALL HOES THINK HER AN SHITNEY SPEARS IS THE BRU HA HA…BUT SOME OF US AMERICANS IS TIRED OF SEEING THESE TRAIN WRECKS POP UP ON OUR TV SCREEN..I JUST WISH THIS BITCH FIND A DAMN MAN SHE IS HAPPY WITH SO YALL BITTER PRESSED BITCHES CAN STFU….IM SICK OF YOU WHORES GOING IN ON THE LOVELY AN TALENTED ANGELINA JOLIE !!!!!SHE DOSENT DESERVE THIS COMING FROM SOME PHAT AZZ COUCH POTATOES WITH NO LIVES , SWEEP AROUND YOUR ON FRONT DOOR YOU DAMN MINDLESS FOOLS ….SOME OF YALL WHORES ARE SOME RACIST IGNORANT SERIAL KILLERS IN THE MAKINGS …THE WORLD IS ALREADY IN BAD SHAPE WHY U BITCHES ADDING ON TOO IT.. YALL ARE A BUNCH OF LATE AZZ CUMDUMPS!!!

http://cox.net Jerry
wetskii………..Talk about stupid. What school(if ant)
did you not attend? You should get your mouth washed out with SHIT like your talking
TeamANGIE
I don’t believe Jennifer said that, but I do believe she was the one NOT good in bed. John said Jessica was good in bed, he didnt say anything about the hag Jennifer. LOL!!!

Dan
“Sources close to Aniston”??? How credible is that? My 10 year old could do better journalism.
lieslieslies
I have slept with Mayer – he is hot in bed. Would that make the news too? I will let you decide if its true or not. Ha!
Is this news? IDK. Is this a real story? IDK. Are banana’s yellow?
lieslieslies
See how rumors get started? It as easy as this last post. Very easy… although I am anonymous and I by the way don’t know Mayer at all. People need to leave both John Mayer & Jen Aniston ALONE. They are both struggling with life issues too – created by the media. Stop the internet hate – start loving one another – stop being mean to eachother – what is the point of hurting another human being if they have not hurt you first? Someone please tell me. It is really sad.
http://www.acaiberryllc.com/buymonavie.aspx Berrie
This girl is a joke.

http://www.showbizspy.com Terrie
And a LAME One at That !!

http://www.showbizspy.com What’sthePoint?
Once again Another article about the Non-Talented Ms Aniston….Even when a story is manufactured (like this one is), a picture taken months ago is used. Why do people think that she is an actress? The only thing that made her popular was her haircut and working with an ensemble cast that carried the show. Her movies are all the same genre & the last 3 movies did not even replace production costs. The word “Actress” & Ms Aniston should Never be used together in the same sentence.
Laughing
Jennifer is making an ass out of herself. She’s just pissed because he dumped her! Even her husband dumped her for another woman and he never looked back. She can date and sleep around all she wants, but she should keep it zipped about private matters. These guys don’t go around saying anything about her bedroom antics, so why is she being a low-life skanky whore and revealing things about those men? Why? Because she has no self-respect, she’s boring, both in interviews and every project she’s ever done. She’s garbage!
TeamANGIE
I know Brad hurt her little feelings and all, but it’s time for you fans and Jenn to move on. She is trying to move on but some of you keep bringing crap up. People break up everyday. I just want people to stop pumping lies in Jennifer Aniston’s head that she is in the same catagory as the exotic, gorgeous Angelina. There is no way. Sorry, she is cute but not pretty, gorgeous, beautiful, NONE of THAT!!
jensux
run john run!!!! old hag is after you cause no one’s taking her seriously after you did. oh, you didn’t too right?
hannah
someone tell this bimbo that she should retire already. better yet she should join her freak fans in fantasy land for thinking that this flop queen has talent. she’s idiot personified
ds
I think Jen deserves to be happy and with someone whom she can trust and someone who will be faithful. Brad is a poor excuse for a partner. . . .him and jolie deserve each other. As they say, “Misery loves company”, and they (brangelina) do seem to be miserable. hahaha
elenita
How can an old lady be happy without having even a kid?You haters no one can be happier than Brangelina coz everything in them is in it’s perfect place and form.Jen has not even found Herself yet how can she be happy? Think before you say something for you not to sound stupid idioooooots.
jennifer A.
sounds like a pretty fake article like most. i kinda regret gazzing at it.
Ian
Hey THIS IS FAKE. It isn’t real! This is Ian. I made this all up, for the record, so stop fighting.

Leahhh
Why would you lie then???

http://facebook john j. rodz
BECAUSE ALL THE INSIDERS KNOW JOHN IS A PETER PUFFER AND JENN. LOVES BEARDED CLAMS…….THATS WHY!!!!!

Clandestine Parody Pete
evidently john really is awful when it comes to his sexual techniques. rumors were swirling that when he went down on jen he began to lick her anus and while he was licking and slurping he looked at jen and said to her do you like how i eat your pussy. and jen enjoyed having her butthole cleansed so she just smiled and nodded and let him continue. rumors also were that later when she pulled down his pants and then lowered his boxers, she almost fell backwards in astonishment as she couldn’t locate anything that resembled a penis. there was a big, smelly, hairy bush with what looked like little fleas climbing around the pubic hairs but no penis!! jen separated the hairs to try and find something that you would describe as a dick but was having a problem. she kept pulling and brushing the hair off to the side and finally she found something that was pink and about as thick as a television cable cord and about as long as a pencil eraser. the rumor is that john smiled proudly and placed his hands on his hips and shouted….i’m super john. the man with the huge penis! jen supposedly burst into laughter and john mounted her from behind and pumped about 6 times and shouted 50! i guess he was trying to be funny and remind jen of her along came polly movie but john didn’t realize that jen was laughing at the absurdity of the situation and not the movie line that ben stiller had uttered at the climax of their love making scene. jen insisted that john leave because his breath now smelt of poop and she had figured she couldn’t take anymore of his nonsense.
nasra
Jen can’t keep a man because she is also like a man in bed…period
bertha
he is gay