Posted by Adam

Tuesday August 31, 2010

PARIS Hilton‘s vagina has many uses!

And according to a new report, one of those uses is hiding cocaine!

Sources say the troubled socialite asked to visit the bathroom when she was pulled over by cops in Las Vegas this past Saturday so that she could put the stash in her lady region.

“That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” alleged one insider.

“She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.”

The friend claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina.

“That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it. Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”

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