For God’s sake. If nothing else, will someone please take this girls license away from her forever! This girl is a walking nightmare and needs to get real help. As far as being talented…I think not. She’s a cliche.

If everyone would just ignore this girl and I mean supporting any movie she is in, any tweet or twitter and refuse to buy any magazine or watch any report about her, then she will lose her star status and GO AWAY! once and for all.

HA-HA…check out the pics they got of her at http://wowurl.com/11bq9

My feeling is that she should indeed be locked up and placed into a small cage with a running wheel so she can at least get some exercise. She should also have a bowl of food placed in the cage 3 times a day with small bits of leftover food. She should also have a hanging water bottle placed at the top of one of the walls of the cage so that she can lap up water when she is thirsty. And that water bottle should be replaced once every three days or so. The warden should place little bits of seeds and kernels of dried corn and sesame seeds and shucked sunflower seeds and some acorns as well. These will be good and healthy for her teeth so that they don’t grow too long while being incarcerated. Studies have shown that a girl like Lindsay has a good chance that her front teeth will grown out of control unless she nibbles and eats plenty of birdseed. She should also have placed into her little cage bits and pieces of cotton and ripped newspaper so she can place that on the bottom of her cage for absorption and padding for her feet while she paces around her small enclosure. It can also be used to make a nest so that she can sleep in it and on top of the soft cotton pieces. She can lie down on the pile she makes and crawl into the pile and underneath and hide and sleep cozily while all the photogs attempt to take pics of her in her new home.

She should serve 11 years in this new house that the state will build for her. There will be daily scheduled time allotments provided to the public for viewing purposes. The public will be allowed to view LiLo in her natural surroundings of her cage. The public will be allowed to take pictures and videos and to feed LiLo as long as the food is of high nutritional value. They may throw peanuts and cashews and the like into the cage and at Lindsay to see if she is awake and aware of her feed times. Every third day Lindsay will be given a bath by the warden and this will take place right inside her small enclosure. The public will not be allowed to view this bathing as it will occur while Lindsay is naked. This will also be the time that a stud is brought into the cage on a leash and attempts will be made by the warden and all other authorized prison personnel to breed Lindsay in order to make her pregnant. The mating will occur on a daily basis and the public will not be able to view this activity as it may be too sexually provocative. The studs that will be used will be all well hung individuals that are measured before being appointed the job. The smallest measurement allowed will be 9 inches and they must also possess extra long and thick tongues as they will be required to lick her entire lower region for a lengthy period. The prison physician has deemed this necessary for Lindsay to endure because she will be in a better mood to mate and run on her wheel the doctor feels. Prison officials will be watching the entire bathing and mating daily ritual on closed circuit high definition fiber optic cable giant screen 3D HDTV televisions of the plasma or LCD type. There are small private booth type rooms where the guards will be allowed to watch in private and alone where it is reported that jars of vaseline and tissues are placed next to the reclining chairs that will be utilized while watching the televised images of Lilo receiving huge male erect members in all of her excited and blood engorged orifices. The doctor has testified that it is necessary for Lilo to engage in oral contact and in what has been deemed a 69 position for a good half hour in order for Lindsay to properly relax her well toned buttocks and leg muscles so that she can exercise for longer periods of time. The doctor also said it is absolutely essential that Lindsay engage in anal copulation with huge thick stiffened male poles to that her orgasms will be better suited to help the fertilized egg to move up into the vaginal tunnel toward the cervix. Many opponents of the project have complained that all this extra penile contact is not needed because most times the stud withdraws his gigantic impaling unit and lets the spurting semen erupt out and onto Lindsay’s body and even all over her face because it is shot out with such force. When this happens many people have reported that loud moans and groans can be heard from the private viewing booths. Lindsay seems to be doing quite well in her new prison environment it has been reported. She was heard on the phone in fact screaming at her lawyers to not file an appeal with the California state appeals court.

The author of this article is said to be totally in love with Lindsay and I think I am too even though she seems to be a bit out of her mind and headed toward jail time.

She is a bad girl. And she should be spanked on the bottom. Naughty girl with a bad selfish attitude.

What do you expect from a society that glorifies porn stars? We reward offensive tawdry behavior with cash money prizes and loads of attention. Which is the exact opposite of what we should be doing. In fact, our country is so backward on this particular deviant behavior that we actually are to blame for this perversion. We are the very reason that Lindsay is doing what she is doing. We encourage her behavior and we are addicted to watching what will happen next.

This stupid bitch, I hope she off’s herself before she kills someone. What talent? A talent for being ugly and selfish. She probably kept going because she was under drugs again. Go to hell you ;fuking bitch!! You are a worthless selfish piece of shit and you know it. You look like a haggard old lady go fuk your self.

Why are these morons permitted to drive?
Why would they WANT to drive?
I hate driving!
There’s NOTHING good about driving!
It’s ALL bad…..insane drivers, exorbitant gas prices,
berserk auto insurance, hyped up cops, scam mechanics………whoopie, let’s drive a f’n car!

Brittany, Lindsey, Paris, and the rest ought to be on permanent house arrest, or locked away in an institution permanently!

She is clearly not fit to drive a car. They just need to revoke her driver’s license, plain and simple. What a waste of human potential this girl is. So sad.

If there is one thing that turns me on it’s seeing women forced to take more pleasure than they could ever manage.

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