Joan Rivers to Get Her Phone Number Tattooed on Her Breast


Friday, October 22, 2010

Joan RiversJOAN Rivers is planning to get her phone number tattooed onto her breast.

The 77-year-old comedienne insists she is young at heart and she and her 70-year-old friend are planning on both getting their flesh inked – although Joan may opt for a practical design.

“I like young people,” she said. “I don’t like people that get stuck. I have one good friend who’s 70 and she and I are getting tattoos. I think I should get my home phone number on my breast or ankle, because at this age I could get lost!’

Joan — who has famously undergone several plastic surgery procedures — is also unafraid to joke about her looks, saying she wishes “I was a twin so I could see what I’d look like without plastic surgery”.

There are, however, parts of her body which are surgery free — although she’s not about to start working out to get them in shape.

“For instance, I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them,” she said. “Besides, I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.”

Despite all her body enhancements and razor sharp wit, Joan claims men have never told her she is beautiful.

“No man has ever told me I looked beautiful,” she said. “Oh, they say, ‘You look great,’ but never beautiful.”


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  • http://facebook john j. rodz

    DUH, HER SKIN IS PULLED SO TIGHT ON HER FACE SHE LOOKS LIKE A CAT, I WONDER WHY NO ONE TELLS HER THAT…..SHE SHOULD SUE HER PLASTIC SURGEON. IS HE A VETERNARIAN?? SHE USED TO BE A REAL GOOD LOOKING WOMAN, HER SURGEON MADE HER HIDEOUS.

  • http://cox.net Jerry

    Dear Joanie

    News for you. The reason people do not say your pretty or

    beautiful is simple..YOUR NOT..And to top it off, your not

    really funny. Want to see your twin….lQQk at your dear

    off spring. Same features, same amount of brains.

    ZERO in both cases

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