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Jennifer Aniston’s Perfume Sales Stink!

Posted by Adam

Jennifer AnistonJENNIFER Aniston‘s new perfume isn’t selling very well.

According to reports, the actress’ lack of promotional work for The Debut has damaged the product’s chances.

“Jen chose her perfume. But other than launching it at Harrods in London, she’s done no promotion,” a source told Britain’s Now magazine.

“No-one knew where to find it and now everyone’s lost interest.

“The people behind the scent are bound to be disappointed. They can’t figure out why no-one wants to smell like Jen.

“Marketing shows most people believe Jen smells ‘natural and clean’, which is the opposite of why you’d buy a perfume, so maybe that’s it.”

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  • CL.GARRY

    It’s not a question of promotion, but of taste.
    Is it hard to find? Jennifer can open her own sending office in LA. Go call there and buy! Directly from Hollywood.
    What a taste to buy Chanel in Tokyo? It must be from Paris.

  • Koki Lavasia

    I want to buy one but cant find it here in the US.

  • marsha

    Very interesting! Only at Harrod’s and bidding wars on Ebay! Why hate on Jen? She has fans the world over!

    • so what

      where?

  • Kim

    I haven’t been able to find it. All the sites say it is out of stock. I have left my e-mail address for when it becomes available again. Was the demand when it first came out greater than the supply?

  • CL.GARRY

    Author of article is right: new perfume isn’t SELLING very well.
    It doesn’t mean Jennifer’s perfume isn’t BUYING very well.

  • Starr

    Her advertisement should have a man in it. This gives the impression that a man is drawn to the scent and makes it more romantic. Women are romantics. No woman wants a perfume sold by just a naked lady sitting on a rock. The advertisment means everything. However, since Jen can’t get a man maybe women are afraid if they buy her perfume men will run from them like they do Jennifer Aniston.

  • CL.GARRY

    Starr, I think her advertisement should have a naked man with another naked man, and no rocks. This gives necessary impression. For clients like you.
    Not for woman. Because women are romantics.

  • jilly

    Gorgeous picture of Jen. She is beautiful and fresh looking. Wish you much love and happiness in the New Year. You too, CL.GARRY. :)

    • so what

      fresh? hahahaha? you call a 42-yr tranny, fresh? are you 80 year old jilly?

  • CL.GARRY

    And you too, Jilly! Thanks! What perfume do you like (I’m just asking)?

    • jilly

      I don’t really wear any, I think perfume is old now these days. Lots of offices are fragrance-free since it bothers people. I believe in smelling clean and fresh. You are so sweet for asking though. :)

      • so what

        get a room you two, lol

  • Diane

    I simply cannot understand why Ms. Aniston chose to have her perfume sold exclusively at Harrod’s in London. What about her US fans???? And if you live in the US you can not even purchase the perfume online as they are not able to ship it overseas. Makes absolutely no sense to me at all. If she decides to release the perfume in the US I am certain it will sell incredibly well.

  • skittles

    Maybe her scent isnt selling that well because no one wants to smell like desperation… they should have called it EAU DE LONELY CAT LADY. By the way i have smelled the stuff and it made my eyes water. And you can find it anywhere online at 80% off.

    • Adam

      Haha! Skittles, that made my day!

      • jilly

        Skittles prefers this new perfume by the name of “STINKELINA” which is only sold in Africa. :)

      • so what

        stinkelina now that would be the perfect name for anuston. she stinks to high heavens, lol

  • jc

    i am looking to buy jennifer perfume and yes, it is very hard to find where to get it cause they are not in the department store in Australia yet??

    Jennifer always look beautiful and fit.

    BTW Skittles, no one force you to wear her perfume. IF you don’t like it keep it to yourself. Go back to your own little corner and maybe you can go and but the perfume that is online for 80% off since you are looking for cheap bargain that don’t make your eyes water.

  • CL.GARRY

    skittles own smell and ANY perfume – it’s a STRONG combination. Almost like Brads gas.

  • Hurley

    I’d buy some for myself if it smelled like Jen’s rancid kunt. I’m big on funky dirty cunny.

  • Hurley

    I’d buy some for myself if it smelled like Jen’s rancid kunt. I’m big on funky dirty cunny.

  • babyjane

    Please patrol your site.
    There is too much filthy language for a proper debate.
    I was interested in people’s opinions of Jen’s perfume, and was reading the replies until I read the complete filth that is on here.
    My God, what kind of culture do we live in that this passes for feedback or witty repartee?

  • CL.GARRY

    Hurley, your diagnosis – rancid brain.

  • http://www.perfume-stores.com/ perfumes

    To be honest, I’m not so keen about this perfume whatsoever.

  • C Smiley

    I have purchases this perfume, I got it on ebay from the UK to the US, it was able to ship… It is a beautiful fragrance and most reports say that she is launching it from then, since it is made in the US, (says so on the box) I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before it’s released here in the states…

  • so what

    tsk. and she even paraded her bare butt for the perfume ad. anuston is really a stinker and everything she does stinks lol

    • Fariborz

      How the other half lives.

  • CL.GARRY

    A millions of people (descent people) like everything she do. Don’t you like it? SO WHAT?

  • so what

    descent? hell yeah, descent to hell that is, lol

  • Judge Not

    to all angie/brad/jennifer lovers/haters

    here’s the real deal:

    jen decided to let go of brad – now she’s single and doing fab in her career. she’s at the peak of her life, is surrounded by friends, and she’s not desperate as some people believe her to be in fact she’s in total control of her life!!! and who says she’s not into charities as well? she supports an orphanage in mexico, yet no one bashes her for not doing it in america.

    brad decided to be with angie – now he has kids he’s been longing for and is happy being a dad. his career is going great guns and his eyes are now open to worthy causes (as jen herself pointed out in one interview, thereby unconsciosuly saying that angie is a great influence on that aspect)

    angie decided to make a family with brad – motherhood seemed to change her from her wild ways and she’s also doing great, career-wise, in her personal life and in the different causes she’s involved with

    end of story.

    so who are we to judge anyone of them? easier to see the positive than trash them for what these cheap tabloids tell us. try it some time people.

  • Gloryphoto

    I have been trying to buy since it came out and ever where I go they say they don’t sell it?  Shere can you buy it?