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Paula Abdul Doesn’t Have a Drink Problem, Has Brain

Posted by Adam

Paula AbdulPAULA Abdul isn’t stupid.

The former American Idol judge — who’s famous for being a little bit ditsy — insists she has a brain!

“I am intelligent. Having a brain, that’s a concept, yes, with Paula Abdul. I have a brain,” she said.

“I’ve never had a drinking problem. I’ve never physically been drunk in my life.

“I don’t use recreational drugs. But I am goofy. It’s Paula. Even the people on Idol know that none of that existed, ever!”

Recent reports claimed Abdul is still furious that she was booted from Idol, so has vowed to destroy the TV show with her own, rival program.

Paula’s new show, Live to Dance, will air on CBS at the same time as Idol airs on FOX.

“Paula wants to hit Idol bosses where it make FOX regret not meeting her salary demands to keep her on Idol,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

“She wants to hit them where it hurts most — in the ratings!”

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  • http://Yahoo D.M.

    I luv ya Paula! :)

  • Midge

    Paula is soo hhhl ande becuase she has hjkloiwy theree is always a chance for changll

  • Scott Wright

    That statement alone is a sign she’s borderline mentally retarded. All of histories geniuses were drinkers and drug users.