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Hillary Clinton: Macrorobiotic Diet For Chubby Funster Hillary Clinton!

Posted by Adam

Thursday January 13, 2011

Hillary ClintonROTUND Hillary Clinton is trying to lose weight!

Sources say the politician’s daughter, Chelsea, has put her mom on a macrobiotic diet!

Hillary has apparently packed on around 40 pounds and was recently criticized by her husband, former President Bill Clinton, for being too fat.

“Hillary has no time for a weight-reduction spa and even gave up her regular gym schedule,” a source said.

“But Chelsea found the solution — a diet plan that allows her mother to continue her work and still lose weight.”

Bill recently urged Hillary to check into a fat farm.

“With her nonstop workload, Hillary has ditched her regular gym schedule. She’s been eating rich, fatty foods while dining with heads of state around the globe — and it’s no wonder she’s gained 40 pounds in the last four months. Now she’s hit an all-time personal high of 171 pounds,” a source said.

“Poor Hillary feels terrible about the way she looks, but she is so busy she isn’t making time for her own needs.

“When Hillary asked Bill how she looked, he told her, ‘You’re huge! You need to go to a fat farm!’

“Then he made things worse by saying treadmills and stair climbers were fun. Hillary exploded!”

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  • http://earthsultana@yahoo.com Moon sultana

    I need u . no mattar what . U my best .

    • poo-on-yoo

      learn to write in English, will you ??

    • http://yahoo.com Ivan

      EARTH WOBBLE, NO WAS HILLY JOGGING, HA HA HA

  • connie taglianetti

    Hillary looks great, but most of all shes serving our country and no one could do it better than her.

    • http://yahoo.com Ivan

      WITH ALL HER PORK SHE COULD FEED THE WORLD ! ! !

  • laura

    Hillary is extraordinary, beautiful, smart and elegant! As designer Diane Von F said, she´s the most amazing woman in the world! YOU ROCK HILLARY!

    • poo-on-yoo

      “beautiful” and “elegant” ?? You must be kidding.

      • http://yahoo.com Ivan

        I THOUGHT I HEARD HILLY SAY MOO MOO MOO ! ! ! !

  • Ava

    Please, this woman is amazing. Did they criticize former Secretary of states for being fat? No!! In fact I remember one who was short and fat and had a hughe nose and was considered a sex symbol. Again women are gauged on how they look first and how they do the job last. I am sorry Hillary at her weight is probably a size 12 which is the average size woman in the United states. She is 63 yrs old and now they want her to look like who? Marilyn Monroe? Don’t forget Ms. Monroe was a size 12. Give me a break. We all gain weight as we age. I was a size 2 and now a size 10. I have tried to lose weight but for women it is soooo much harder than men when we are older. Our metabolism is down to 0 and our bodies are made to hang on to fat not so men. She has to attend dinners and breakfast and lunches to do her job what is she supposed to do? Order a salad and insult her guests? Sorry I can’t eat I am on a diet. She still looks amazing and if they call her a cow than they are insulting half the AVERAGE size women in the United States.

    • tom

      Not true, men go though the same thing. Look at any actor from the 80′s, val kilmer, brando, vince vaugn, and the list goes on. Its not a male/female thing, its a human thing. Women just like to think everything is harder for them, ava, but in fact the weight thing is exactly the same.

      • neemer

        Tom you are correct in saying that men gain weight as they age…however Ava is not wrong as it is a FACT that it takes more hours in the gym for women to lose weight. That being said…being a healthy weight is important. Healthy is not necessary a size 2, 4 or 6. Its just very sad that women get overly scrutinized for their weight gain, wrinkles, gray hair etc.
        Vince Vaughn looks haggard and has gained lots of weight. Kevin James has always been very much over weight. Yet they both get to play romantic leads with much thinner, healthier women (many of which are the same age and have bore children).

    • Donalee

      171 lbs is not going to be a size 12 unless you are 5’8″ and she is not!!! Probably a size 16 but larger in the hips than on top. She is not and never will be a raving beauty no matter how thin she gets. As far as ‘Bill’ telling her she is huge, he needs to use the brain above his belt (if he has one). No man should ever tell his wife she is fat or huge unless he has a death wish but since he got away with so much before I guess he can get away with this now. My ex made the mistake of telling me I need to drop a few pounds so I did, all 325 lbs of him. Now he is with someone even larger than I ever was. I have a new husband that loves me no matter what my dress size which by the way is 4 sizes smaller than when I was with ‘fat boy’. Gotta love the irony….

  • rex

    who gives a rats ass!!!

  • poo-on-yoo

    Hillary has packed on 40 pounds in the last 4 months ???? THAT’S A LOT, and that’s abnormal. Why all of a sudden?? I suspect something is wrong with her health, including possible her endrocine system. She may be diabetic.

  • Flo

    I think she looks great. Doesn’t look like she put on 40lbs either. She is a great lady…and no one works as hard as she does for our country. I’m sure she will lose the weight with this new diet. You go Hillary!!

  • Paul

    Oh, come on! She’s doing it for herself. She has no life
    but a public one. A miserable looking woman.

  • http://bhwilson94@yahoo.com J.B.Schneider

    Sarah Black is’nt on line yet, so I will try to explain it. If a person is REALLY BUSY with things in life, REALLY devoted to the tasks at hand, they are going to be BURNING MAJOR CALORIES. There will be little time to eat. It’s a work-a-holic thing. If you’ve never experienced it, you will not understand this condition.

    • Paul

      You are right.

  • Shimechelo

    Leave Her alone. This Woman went through hard times in the White House when that Monster Woman tried to Steal Her Husband. Give her a break people. Try common sense. Sympathetic!!!!America, love her she is pretty.

  • Shimechelo

    What an insult to a nice gorgeous Woman with nice smooth legs and Body?

  • bigjay

    You women are always filling quotas. You dont gain wight when your working hard. People gain 40 lbs in 4months when they are less active and eat more junk. Bill Clinton had open heart surgery because he said he ate a lot of fast food burgers. Stop giving credit where credit is not due. This so called Secretary of State trampled trying to board an airplane. You same women have for years said it is okay to be 50lbs over weight, however it is not.

  • http://Yahoo Glenda

    Her good for nothing husband needs to keep his mouth shut. That is a very mean, rude, hurtful, dispectful,, etc. for him to say about her.

  • Kelley

    Bill should keep his trap shut. Why she ever stayed with the jerk after what he put her through I will never know. She isn’t getting any younger and the older you get the harder it is to take off extra weight. Tell everyone to mind their own business Hillary….

  • Topcat

    While I am in no way a Hilary fan, I don’t believe for a minute that Bill said that. The ” I did not have sex with that woman” expresident is no real looker his self. And if he did say it, with what he put that woman through, he should be ashamed. Thumbs down to bill on this one. Be a real man. Look beneath the outer wrapping.

    • neemer

      Topcat I’m with you. I absolutely doubt Bill said anything like this. Come the heck on.

  • Shimechelo

    Hey Bill, let her go and a real good Man will tell her lovely soothing words to put a smile on her face. What a Man with no sense of love.

  • me

    I’m in no way a fan of Hillary Clinton, but this “story” is just mean. I wonder what would happen if she read this garbage, became an anorexic and died. Would the media be responsible? When is it considered mean spirited and when is it “news?” Pathetic.

  • Paul

    God bless Bill for being a straight shooter to fatty Hillary Clinton. I adore Hillary and I’m still sour about her not being president. She has a huge lower half and I’m not sure she can clean herself properly now at this point? Really heavy people have trouble wiping themself after going # 2.

    • http://yahoo.com Ivan

      She never goes to the toilet thats why she is so FULL OF IT ! ! !

  • http://Yahoo Joan

    I can’t believe Bill Clinton would say this to his wife, after all he had an affair with a chunky girl. I don’t know who wrote this column but they are so wrong about the way she looks. I’m 70 and would kill to look like her.

  • http://Yahoo Joan

    @ Paul, you are demented, only an idiot would make such a comment. I’m sure you are perfect but please remember that some people are genetically predisposed to have a larger area, either top or bottom. Would you criticize a woman who had hugh breasts? I think not.

  • jean

    buck toothe samming lawyer who was responcble for the death of Vince … eat krap and die whitch

  • camille j

    Hey Bill……What size was Monica Lewinski when you couldn’t resist her???? You should be thanking God she stood by you when you were acting the horny fool!!! Are u kidding me???

  • Ellie_C

    I’m not even a Dem and I like Hillary. She’s really earning her paycheck as secretary of state and she’s one of the few with a consistently high approval rating. I think she looks fine but I do hope she’s ok if she really has gained that much weight in so short a time-I can’t imgine this wikileaks stuff has helped her stress level at all.

  • Charles D

    Hey Bill, before you go critisizing Hillary how about laying off the big macs and fries at mcdonalds. Remember the saying about people in glass houses.

  • Jayson

    Hillary, I wish you were President right now! Please run again in 2012.

  • Don Schellhardt

    Give the lady a break!!

    She’s working hard to keep the world in one piece.

    • http://yahoo.com Ivan

      YOU ARE A IDIOT ! !

  • http://yahoo.com Ivan

    A nice fat russian woman is vat I vant. Just as long as Hilly keeps her BIG FAT HEAD which has NO BRAIN IN IT and her idea of WORLD PEACE is DISARM ALL PRIVATE CITIZENS so she and her kind can take anything from YOU and YOU can’t DEFEND YOURSELFS from them U are nothing but a LAMB GOING TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE just like Adolph and Stalin did to all those who opposed them ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • http://Grandnot4man@yahoo.com ELMarr

    I saw Hill at the graduation at SGSU and she was looking very nice then. When she was much younger she was a real fox. Too bad Bill is a man who ceats with scags like Monica. Anywho, some of the comments on this site are like outrageous! Is…is not anything sacred in America?–”Her legs are smoothe and beautiful…” I don’t know about THAT one, but is sounds sort of…er…”creepy.”

  • http://Grandnot4man@yahoo.com ELMarr

    Hill should do yoga everyday and lay off the red meat. Her new diet will do her good in “many” respects… Maybe bring back those “smoothe and beautiful” legs… O, that’s “SFSU” not “SFGU” (as though tat matters.

  • http://Grandnot4man@yahoo.com ELMarr

    When Hill does run she will be fit, trim, and maybe a little touching up here and there with the plastics will be advised. The better a woman or man looks in this world they shall weild more power with success, generally speaking. ‘Course, if you are a sumo fat cat in Japan you might get sat on for even thinking such an iteki (foreigner/barbarian)thing! Some men, like my brother, LOVE big women (like Oprah)–”I…I like ‘big’ women” he says. Personally I like ‘big-butt’ women (OUCH!).

  • Anne

    I am a supporter of both Bill and Hillary Clinton but I pray that Bill didn’t make the hurtful remarks that are being reported in this article. Can you imagine the demands that are placed on Hillary everyday? However, she has to put herself first and take care of herself. She can get by without exercising (it has never been proven that exercising causes weight loss). She can lose weight by eating the same foods but in smaller portions. If she has an opportunity to walk, she will benefit from it. Hillary, I’m sorry you aren’t President but don’t ease your disappointment by comforting yourself by overeating.

  • Jimi

    The best part about this is that Bill called her fat. aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  • Raphael Bitemo

    Secret:
    90 mins of walking everyday, at least 5 days a week, eat normal, + more vegetables in your diet, reduce alcohol or no alcohol at all, never sleep within 2 hours after a meal. I lost 20 kg in about 1 year.

  • margaret

    Has anyone stopped to realize that Hillary travels the world and probably 90% of the countries she visits have super fat meat laden meals and her schedule has to be horrendous. Give the lady a break – she is doing a great job. And Ivan & Paul, you are disgusting.

  • Eric

    I’m sorry but has anyone seen all the FAT WHITE GUYS on Capitol Hill? Where’s the story about their weight – cut this sexist crap and report on something real.

  • Traci

    I’m amazed that with all the comments on here, some of them incredibly stupid by the way, only a tiny percentage pointed out how incredibly sexist this article is. What is this, the stone age? When did it become politically correct to remark on the weight of a secretary of state? Unless men are held to the same standard, and their weight and looks publicly debated, this is nothing but sexist drivel.

  • BraddahZ

    First I find it hard to believe Bill said this, or if he did say something, it was a lot more sugarcoated and not as mean sounding. Maybe he did say something, since he is in great shape now that he has turned to veganism.

    Second, to the ones who think that this is a sexist article, we aren’t criticizing her because of her job, we are criticizing her because she gained 40 lbs. in 4 months!

    Third, I love all of the fatties who think that just because most of America is overweight that they are “normal” or “average”. Nope! You are just FAT! Get off of your fat @$$ and move around! Stop eating that fast food crap, stop drowning everything in ranch dressing and mayonnaise, and STOP MAKING EXCUSES! You don’t have to join a gym, spend a lot of money on food, or hire a personal trainer or nutritionist. Start small. Start making your own food at home. Keep a daily calorie log. Walk more. Watch less TV. Take the stairs. Drink plenty of water. Don’t get frustrated. Keep increasing your physical activity and reducing your calorie consumption and I guarantee you will see results. Try it. You will feel better.

  • Kate

    Slick Willy needs to stfu. Hillary Clinton is doing what she loves, and so what if she is now “average”. I’m sure she would have loved to send him to some kind of “farm” when he was younger, didn’t have a heart condition and was involved with all his “ladies”. He needs to take a chill pill and a hike.

  • Susan

    At the State of the Union address Sec. Clinton didn’t look any different than previously, except her hair is longer.

    Heaven help her if she’s doing a macrobiotic diet…yuck!

  • http://yahoo carolyn

    JUST WATCHED HILLARY GIVING A SPEECH AND THOUGHT SHE LOOKED THINNER.GIVE THE LADY A BREAK. I THINK IT IS DISGUSTING HOW THE MEDIA PUTS PEOPLE DOWN BECAUSE OF THEIR LOOKS.MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID IF YOU CAN’T SAYS SOMETHING NICE DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL..AND I DO NOT BELIEVE BILL TOLD HER THAT..SHE LOOKS LIKE A LADY THAT WORKS HARD AND IS MORE INTERESTED IN HER RESPONSIBILITIES THAN HOW PERFECT SHE LOOKS…GO HILLARY!!!

  • WattaMoose

    Hillary is the size of Mount Everest and she lost to Obama. What a loser-moose.

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