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Jennifer Aniston Needs a Bit of Help Getting Dressed in The Morning! Actress Jennifer Aniston Admits She’s Terrible With Fashion!

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Jennifer AnistonJENNIFER Aniston admits she needs help when it comes to getting dressed in the morning.

The former Friends actress — who’s gearing up for the release of her own fragrance — says she will never launch her own clothing line because she has no intuition when it comes to fashion.

“I love clothes, but I don’t know what to put on myself, let alone others. I have a lot of help getting dressed,” she said.

“[But] I’ve always loved to combine different scents to come up with my own unique thing.

“One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party.

“Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.”

Aniston — who’s still single and ready to mingle — recently admitted she feels “cranky” if she doesn’t drink enough water.

“I don’t really have any beauty tips but drink a s**tload of water,” she said.

“I say, if anything, that’s the one thing I’ve noticed with my skin. If I stop drinking water, I dehydrate badly, and I get cranky. Water really works.”

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  • james

    Jennifer,
    I come with much drinkable water and volunteer to help you dress in the morning.
    james

  • CL.GARRY

    Jennifer’s style is on the streets a lot of years at all the continents.

  • CL.GARRY

    Take a care about your ass, james,
    because she has several dogs at home and they can make a lot of corrections into the style of your pants.
    After that guards can add some ‘rinoplastics’ to your face.
    (don’t forget – treatment is expensive)

  • http://yahoo.com Joseph Eddie Gaspard

    Stop trying to degrade Jennifer, she is the greasted thing
    that ever happen to man.

    • Kat

      Which man Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, Gerard Butler, Bradley
      Cooper, John Mayer ….????

      • Annie

        Hey Kat – you sound just a little “catty” Do you have these jealous fits often?

      • Annie

        Does Kat stand for “Catty” You sound pretty jealous to me.

  • http://yahoo.com Joseph Eddie Gaspard

    i said stop talking about Jennifer,and thats that.

  • http://yahoo.com Joseph Eddie Gaspard

    thats that for shore,leave my Jennifer along

  • CL.GARRY

    Joseph, are you sleeping? Who are you talking to?

  • J.R. Sanford

    Oh please, let me help her get undressed. Then we can figure what will look good on her.

    J.R.

  • sdivver

    career woman

  • CL.GARRY

    J.R.Sanford, just Les can help you (comment N 1)

  • Stina Jay

    well whoever is dressing her in the morning is doing a good job. She’s so perty. I’d go full out lesi for her.

  • http://showbizspy jeff

    illlll help you get dressed in the morning .get your water whatever it takes .

  • http://deleted andy

    who the hell writes these pathetic topics so who the hell has been dressing her all these years. and she is right on one thing she does not have style you all need to check her style before it suck, she dress like an old lady with long shirts and baggy pants, stupid looking jeans, at least now she dresses it up with a leather jacket or scarf. i guess the only reason we are all here talking about jennifer is because she has a movie coming out. because where was she a month ago

    • Annie

      We should all look so good dressing like “an old lady”. I don’t know what pictures you have been looking at but I think she looks great!

  • http://gbernard34@gmail.com Gladys Bernard

    Remember you’re a beautiful woman try to get marry again an have at least one child you are still young after that dont trust nobody with your man.

  • ia

    she is beautiful very good dress

  • http://bhwilson94@yahoo.com J.B.Schneider

    It’s all a trick she does to draw sexual interest to herself. I think she sees herself as unsexy because all those guys don’t stick around too long. Perhaps, in real life, she may be annoying to men regardless of the fact that she is attractive. She does sell movie tickets. And, yes, she probably would like a good man to lay her down and, well, give her several hours of pure pleasure. You know, the kind that she will remember for the rest of her life. THEN, folks, she will never have problems getting her clothes on in the mornings! Excluding all you five minute specials out there, ANY TAKERS?

    • Annie

      Idiot Scheider….She is talking about choosing her clothes not actually helping her dress.

    • JENISABIGFATSLUT

      WELL SAID JB! NOW ANNIE, STOP KISSING JEN THE OLD SLUT’S SAGGY ASS, IT’S GETTING U NOWHERE ANYWAY, LOL. BESIDES, JUST THE THOUGHT OF JOHN MAYER TRASHING HER ONLY CONFIRMS WHAT A PILE OF CRAP SHE IS. YEAH THAT BIG, FAT, BOTOXED JEN SLUTISTON :)

      • JENISABIGFATSLUT

        AND BEFORE U ALL RANT THAT I’M A JOLIE FAN, WELL THAT HO AND THIS WHORE JEN CAN BOTH GO TO HELL…. THEY’RE NOTHING BUT A PILES OF SHIT WITH HUGE EGOS.

      • Annie

        Jenisabigfatslut – If I make any more comments directed at you I will just shorten your name to “Slut”. The one you picked out is way too long. your comments sound pretty childish and you need some lessons in manners. If you think Jen looks like you described her – I’d like to see a picture of you next to her. That probably wouldn’t work because I doubt if you are out of grade school. PS The cap lock key is on the left hand side of your computer.

      • JENISABIGFATSLUT

        GRANNY ANNIE, HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW YOUR BUTT-UGLY FACE FIRST? :) :)

  • CL.GARRY

    Who had stoled first comment of Les?

  • tahoegeminii

    oh god-now she is quoted about growing up in california-bee-yotch may have been born in the valley but she was raised in new york and man does it show-hell the only show i think she could have been good on was sex in the city-she could have played her anal self and would have fit right with the rest of the spinster sllutts that can’t keep a man and are too high on themselves to figure out why-her nauseating wedding gift tradition is about stupid-so all your jealous backstabbing bee-yotchs mix up a witches brew of hodgepodge smells so the bride reaks like bathroom at a ‘mary kay’ convention-sounds like perfect recipe for ruining someone’s wedding day a probably the dress too-wow anuston really knows how to stick to any chick she knows who can get a man to marry her while acting like she doing them a favor-is this how her stench water was made-is she going to a wish over bottle so the jen-hags will buy it-maybe she is the reason why courtney is divorced now too-she said that anuston is her psychologist-big big mistake there-besides what is with that crazy freak look anuston always has these days-my friends aunt who was bi-polar always had that same ultra spun edge of insanity glare in her eyes-good job on making courtney a lonely old lesbian just like you-eh jen-misery loves company-they could hang out with chelsea and sheryl crow to complete the most powerful man repellent ever known all while french kissing their dogs/pretend children-no wonder anuston’s dog wanted to runaway and not remember who he belonged to-oh and it looks like one of her stalkers is on this discussion board-what’s up ‘joseph eddie’-to bad you jen stalkers are insane homeless perverts who can’t afford to buy movie tickets, blog from the libraries computer and have trouble with personal hygiene-just remember if you get too close to her she will press charges-no fan appreciation there

  • Annie

    To: Tahoegeminii Sure takes you a long time and take up a lot of space to say a lot of stupid comments. Have you tried her perfume? If not “SHUT UP”. I’ve ordered it and then I will make my comment. I’m having a hard time making sense of your ramblings. I think you might need to check out some psychologists. I can’t get over the fact that so many of you think anyone in their 40′s is OLD. I gave up trying to figure out all the other stupid comments you made.

    • jilly

      I couldn’t go more than two lines of this long long and stupid stupid comment of this person. Don’t bother with it Annie.

  • CL.GARRY

    tahoe,
    comparing to you Joseph has an advantage: his comments are laconic.

  • JENISABIGFATSLUT

    MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT THIS 41-YEAR OLD TV HAS BEEN, SELF-CENTERED SLUT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. SO WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT SHE WEARS? SHE LOOKS UGLY BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. SHE AND HER GIRL FRIEND CHELSEA ANOTHER-HORSE-SHIT-FACED-HANDLER

  • CL.GARRY

    JENISGREAT,
    Jennifer is almost 42 but lookig so good that nobody cares about the time at all.
    It’s nice to see how a ‘noble’ person like you becomes so nervous.

  • Monica Q.

    This explains why MANISTON wears the same tank shirt and jeans and stringy blow dried hair for 20 years. She is so annoying can’t she just shut up???? Nobody cares with your zillions about your idiotic chatter. Go to Africa and feed them in person and don’t come back ever!!!

  • CL.GARRY

    Monica O,
    it’s OK, it’s normal – somebody looks better, somebody is younger but anyway worse – relaxe! Why has she shut up? She is doing her life, nothing more. Another question – tabs. They have their concrete interest. Because she is a very attractive person. Have fun.

  • Dave

    I would would be more than happy to help her get dressed.

  • http://www.facebook@yahoo.com elvis

    i want 2 apreciate 4 de good things u people have done so far.

  • http://www.fabulous@yahoo.com elvis

    hi every body.

  • Rocky

    I think she really needs to do something about that hair!
    She’s starting to look like a woman who used to be man – with that manly chin and neck ugh!

  • Lucy Smith

    What is with all these non-story media bits she’s getting lately.
    Bet she’s paying big time to keep herself in the “news” Pathetic.

  • WOW

    Seriously you people need help. I admit I laugh at the comments but c’mon some of you are thisclose to having a seizure… just take a breath and remember they are just celebrities.

  • CL.GARRY

    WOW,
    join us, it’s really fun.

    • jilly

      GARRY, I left you a message on the “JENNIFER MELTED JOLIE”. :)

  • http://cnn ac

    Jen`s hot! I don`t care what anyone says.I`d help her dress and i`d definitely help her undress,I like the way she moves and I like her attitude.Lol,I`v been divorced for quite a while now and said I`d never do it again but I~m pretty sure that would change if she asked me to help her in and out of her wardrobe

  • pam

    UGLY AGING TEEN-AGE CHINIFER MANFACETON

  • rita

    This ugly bitch fake from head to toes, shameless Jen

  • pam

    No talent, worse actress, boring and childish go away

  • JENISABIGFATSLUT

    BIG FAT SLUT AT 41, JEN THE HO NEEDS TO DISAPPEAR NOW. POOF!!!!!!!!!

  • hawaii bob

    aloha Miss ANISTON looked GREAT on chelsea lately last nite. : ) mahalo aloha hb