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RUSSELL BRAND: JENNIFER GARNER KISS WAS A PIECE OF CAKE FOR BRIT COMIC RUSSELL BRAND

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Russell BrandRUSSELL Brand has compared kissing Jennifer Garner to eating a delicious piece of cake.

The British comedian — who married pop star Katy Perry last October — recently filmed romantic scenes with the US actress for film Arthur and joked her husband Ben Affleck should be jealous.

“She’s like a fairy princess,” he said. “There’s a brand of red-velvet cake, her mouth is made of that.

“She smashes you in the mouth in those kissing scenes. If I was Ben Affleck, man, I’d be p****d off.”

In the film, Russell, 35, plays the titular playboy, who is engaged to Jennifer’s character, Susan, but falls for other women, including Linda, played by Greta Gerwig.

Of the upcoming star, he said, “She’s delightful and beautiful and funny and smart and the kind of woman you’d give up a billion dollars for.”

He also has a tryst with an older woman, played by Dame Helen Mirren — and reformed womanizer Russell loved the fact the actress shares his saucy sense of humor.

Of their bed-based scene — which did not feature any kissing — the funnyman said, “I was in bed with her and she was reading me one of those bedtime stories.

“And she did a dirty version of it. She was like, ‘Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace.’ ”

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  • http://showbizspy Suzy Que

    Russell Brand is not funny. I watched him make a fool of himself on SNL. He seems to think talking loudly translates to humor. NOT!

  • Monique

    Not only is Russell funny but he is soo cute and sensitive that it makes him extremely sexy! KP is a lucky gal- if she can keep him on the straight and narrow path.

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