Courtney Love Only Interested in Dating Plutocrats

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

COURTNEY Love will only date wealthy guys!

The widow of Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain dished about her drug use and preferences for partners on addiction website

“I hate that people still stereotype me as a junkie or a crackhead,” she says.

“Actually, these days I’m only interested in plutocrats. Like really, really rich guys. I’m determined to land one sooner or later . . . The thing is, I think I can be a real asset to a wealthy man.

“But I’ve developed this reputation as a crazy drug addict . . . Even now, in New York, my reputation is still pretty [bleep]. People still think I’m the same sad skank I was in 2005.”


  • SlickWillie

    Nah, Courtney – we know you’re different now. Now you have fake tits (lame), extensive plastic surgery (lame as well), and have sold out, to become “Shite v1.0″, just like everyone else in “the biz” (Tori Amos comes to mind, for one example…) I must say, I have lost a lot of respect for you. You used to be unique, passionate, and colorful.

    So, do tell – how’s that gold-digging, vanilla, phony star thing facade workin’ out for ya?

    I’ll take the half-crazy, junkie, addict girl over the current Courtney incarnation ANY day.

    Perhaps you’ll be moving to the UK or France like the rest of the losers soon? Do tell.

    You are what you are. You’re no different than Kurt, or myself are/were. You’ll die penniless like us. Quit trying so hard to be what you’re not. There’s no shame in being yourself. That’s why we loved you. It will all come full-circle. You’ll realize a few years down the road, what you’re doing is but a charade. You’ll see I was right. You see, I’ve already been down that road – and many like us have been down it. Wait – you’ll see… And there’s comfort in it – being yourself, that is. Do what I did – be yourself – leave the BS uppity crap behind, and, oh yeah – shitcan the drugs, too. It’s not that tough to do ALL THAT. And it REALLY FEELS GOOD.

    The last time I saw you was at the Seattle Center fountain by the Flag Pavillion at Kurt’s “public” memorial. You were incredibly wonderful. What happened to THAT girl? I miss her. Christ we could use her.

    Good day…