Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy Fighting Over Money


Friday, June 3, 2011

KATE Hudson is at war with her baby daddy Matt Bellamy!

Sources say the Bride Wars actress and the Muse rocker — who are engaged and expecting their first child together — are fighting over money.

“Kate and Matt are clashing over money issues… and it may destroy any chance they have of getting married. Their relationship was in a much healthier place before he put a ring on her finger,” an insider told Star magazine.

Kate is insisting on a pre-nup because she has more money than Matthew, and the proposed agreement is tougher on him than her.

“He would be on a payment plan of sorts, where he is allotted a certain amount of money annually… and if he cheats, he will lose everything, but if she cheats, no harm, no foul. The fighting over the pre-nup has soured the experience… they may not get married at all. They may just stay engaged, or even split up.”


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  • Matt

    fuq u kate i’m leaving u for dom

    • Kate’s yellow dress

      But Matthew, look at me! LOOK! Don’t I look like a BANANA? Unpeel me like a monkey, Matthew…

      • Flowery WolstenShirt

        LOL. Fuck you yellow dress. I’m cooler than you.

      • Matt’s braces

        Fuck you flowery shirt. We can make you come in your pants without even coming off

  • Dom

    fuq u kate lemme have matt

    • a soap-opera staff writer

      [takes notes]

      • researcher, Abnormal Psych & Sexuality

        [takes notes, plans to base a grant request on these clowns]

      • staff writer at The National Enquirer

        [peeks over shoulder]

      • major-network executive

        This is why we’re cancelling our soaps.

  • Chris

    what the fuck is going on here?

    • a jaded old darling

      Oh, listen to the Breeder! You don’t have a CLUE, do you, dearie?

      • rent boy

        Neither do you, you old queen!

  • a muser

    I love this fandom.

    • another Muser

      What are you, high?

      • all Muse.mu assholes

        Yeah, Muse fans suck. And so does Muse.

      • A retard

        I agree. Muse sucks. And all my fellow retards agree

      • Dom

        Oh yes we suck

      • Matt

        And you’re very good at it, too, Dom.

  • Matt Run!

    She is just a common groupie with no other talent than being the-daughter-of.

    • A-Rod

      Kate’s up for anything. She’s great.

      • Owen Wilson

        [grabs bottle of pills]

      • an awful lot of other guys

        Yup.

  • A Muser

    I am so happy to be part of this fandom oh my God.

    • Another muser

      We rock!
      I’m sure this website haven’t had as much comments as this article have.

  • pepper

    Yeah right, seems false to me but who knows. As for her having a lot more money than him, I doubt it! He must be loaded, even if she earns a little bit more than him, I don’t think it would affect him. If she does happen to earn SO much more, than why the hell is that? She’s hardly A list, yet he works his ass off touring the world in one of the biggest bands on the planet!

    • Queen

      IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
      IS THIS JUST FANTASY

      CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
      NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

      OPEN YOUR EYES
      LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEE

      • Freddie

        oh shit…… I’ve forgot the words!

      • Roger

        you idiot..

      • John

        ……

      • Brian

        where’s my fabulousamazingwonderfulpowerfulexcitinghomemadeetc.. guitar?

      • Matt

        THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

  • Cat

    If this is true, and they go ahead with this, it’s just a ticket for Kate to go off with whoever she wants, whilst Matt stays faithful to her like he would do anyway. That’s just the way I see it….

  • Tom

    It’s true Kate, Matt and Dom are meant for each other….I have some videos of them you might want to see….

  • Tom

    Kate let Dom and Matt show them BellDom :)

  • Kate

    What can I say?! I JUST LOVE DEH MONEHZ

  • Matt’s Banana

    He doesn’t need her when he has me.. :D *matteh’s banana* and his dickson amp.. :D

  • Zeta

    MATT WE ARE LOOKING AT YOU

  • Gaia P.

    Come back for me Matthewwwwww, I’ll love your money! *love you*

    • Maffoo James Bellamy

      Non parlo Italiano! And I never did!

  • Kate

    im just a Bitch what can i do, i just wanna have safe my future, for that i had a bby with him , he will have to pay me the pension for the baby ,, $$$$$$$

  • running matt

    i’m runniiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

  • Muse fans ¡

    u have to back to Gaia,, ( years and no wedding,, o come on is the mother of ur childs..

  • Morgan (forever alone)

    …no one cares about meh…:(

    • Dom Howard

      We <3 you Morgan, but get back into the cage, you know you're not allowed out before shows

  • killjoy Muser

    WTF!? this is weird

    • gung-ho Muser

      Then go back to your MGMT fan-dom!

  • Wolstenbeast

    Boom! Pregnant.

    Wait what

    • Kelly Wolstenholme

      Oh no, not AGAIN!

  • Matt

    I’M COMING FOR YOU DOMMEH, SHE WIll CHEAT AND THEN WE WILL BE TOGETHER

  • Socksandaphonebaby

    MARRY ME MUSERS. OH MY BELLDOM.

  • Tom Kirk

    I’d like to thank Charles Darwin for bringing this to my attention. Here’s to you, Charles!

  • Matt

    I have Dom anyways

  • Dom

    Love u matt, i hope u both slid up

  • Sophia (the model xD)

    I love you Morgan, don’t feel alone x)

  • George Bellamy

    MATTHEW JAMES BELLAMY WHY IS YOUR PHONE OFF? I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU SON, YOU NEED A DAMN GOOD HIDING FOR GETTING THAT WOMAN PREGNANT.

    Oh Dominic, I haven’t seem you in a while, you really should pop round for a cuppa!

  • Kelly W

    ffs guys can’t you all just be badass motherfucker mums like me
    I GIVE BIRTH EVERY DAY

    • Kelly’s vagina

      Erm … you do know I’m not a clown car … right?

  • Morgan (forever alone)

    SOMEONE EVEN CARES ABOUT ME?

    I’M THE BITCH WHO MAKES MUSE SOUND GOOD LIVE

    FUCK THIS SHIT I’M GOING TO CYDONIA

  • Morgan (forever alone)

    Sophia <3

  • Matt

    but i am already cheating on her with Dom
    HOW DID SHE KNOW?! i didn’t think we were that obvious?

  • Morgan Nicholls

    I want to be recognized in Muse, I’ve done too much for them.

    • Muse

      We’ve done more for you..

  • Random Muser

    Just keep running Matt. Just keep running.

  • running matt

    morgan and kelly , i’m dying x’D

  • Becky Pale

    MATT, DO YOU REMEMBER ME? I’M YOUR FIRST SUCCESS WITH A GIRL. WE HAVE A SON, DO YOU REMEMBER? AND YOU NEVER GAVE ME A SINGLE PENCE! FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE, NOW YOU MARRY THAT RICH BITCH, AND I LIVE IN POVERTY

  • Amy (I can’t remember the second name)

    Dom is mineeeee!!!

  • Morgan’s Keyboard

    MORGAN!!!! you know I love you.

  • Amy (I can’t remember the second name)

    Dom, we go to the school restroom, remember?

  • zeta

    i’m coming to save you! don’t worry

  • GLITTERATI

    BITCH YOU USED ME. YOU VIOLATED ME ON STAGE AND ABUSED ME AND RAPED ME AND DID EVERYTHING POSSIBLE. MATTHEW, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. YOU SHOWED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OUR SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU DESTROY ME IN FAVOUR OF THAT WOMAN?

    Fuck you Bellamy. Fuck. You.

    • Black MIDI

      Haha. Loser.

      • Laser Manson

        I fire lasers at bitches. Bitches love my lasers

  • Glitterati

    MAFFOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

    I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONE AND ONLY </3

  • Baby Bellamy

    soon i’ll climb out of that bitch and will rule the whole universe.
    ps. i’ve already love my two dads <3

  • Baby Bells

    HELLO? I’m the unborn child over here?
    Oh fuq it, I’ll just live with the Wolstenholme’s.

  • Buster

    Bitch Please, I’m Buster Wolstenholme.

  • Morgan (forever alone)

    I love you too keyboards <3

    OMG SOMEONE LOVE MEH :3

  • Hendrix

    woof.

  • Hullabaloon

    Pop

  • Kelly

    Buster, go to bed!!!

  • Chris’ Bass.

    HELLOOOOOO?! MR ‘IMPREGNATING WHORE’ WOLSTENHOLME AND I HAVE THOUSANDS OF ILLEGITIMATE BABIES. WHERE’S MY MONEY CHRIS? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!

    • Ava Wolstenholme

      Buster stop throwing up on my Justin Bieber posters!

  • Buster

    NO MUM FUQ YOU
    I AM BUSTER HEAR ME ROAR

  • Gemma

    I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH, PEOPLE! xD

  • Kelly Wolstenholme

    Great, looks like I’m adopting Matt’s child when I’m expecting again. Fuck this.

  • Laser Manson

    Matt, why you no longer use me? :’(

  • Gaia

    Maffoo!!!!!U can still come into my cave!!!Right now I’m feeding our precious Dommeh w/ bananas!!!!We have red wine too!!

  • Leopard Print Jacket

    DOM WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT MATT MORE THAN ME.
    YOU’VE GOTTEN MORE ACTION WITH ME THAN YOU EVER WILL WITH HIM.

    • Nastia

      don’t be afraid, dear jacket, i can look after you, you will smell nice, and i’ll wear you every day! write to me in twitter %)

  • Baby Of Kate

    My mom is a bitch..!!!
    I feel sad, she only want money u.u

  • Amy (I can’t remember the second name)

    Dom, comebackkk!!!

  • Cwis

    it’s just loads of bollocks -_-

  • Dan The Trumpet Man

    What is happening here?

  • Ryder Hudson.

    Ha-ha, Matt is my daddy, ha-ha.

    • Chris Robinson

      Uhh what

  • The Chicken Translator

    the chicken says “Matt spent all of his money on me you stupid…”

    the rest is chicken cursings

  • Becky Pale

    What the fuck?

  • Ava Jo

    i luv justin bieber and my dad luvs to fall asleep on his concerts lol

    • Alfie Wolstenholme

      Piss off Ava where’s my football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

  • SpiderDom

    SpiderDom SpiderDom Plays the drums like a SpiderDom.

  • Tanya

    Matt you’re such a whore…

  • Matt

    see Kate, look at all the people out there fighting for my love!
    while you … NOTHING, not one fan

  • Bra that flew onto stage

    Maffoo don’t forget me!!I am locked in your closet!!Waiting for you!!

    • Dom in the closet

      i’ve been in here longer!! i wanted to put the bra on, but he said no.

  • Matt’s babysitter

    He loved me first.

  • Matt

    Trollface.jpg

  • A Pwoper Fish

    MATT, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! YOU PROMISED ME FAME AND FORTUNE WHEN YOU MENTIONED MY NAME – I EVEN GOT ON A DVD!
    NOW YOU’VE FUCKED ME OFF WHEN I BECAME A COMMON QUOTE AND GOT A FISH LOOKALIKE PREGNANT! WELL I’LL TELL YOU NOW, HER NAME WILL NEVER SOUND AS CATCHY AS MINE WITH YOUR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT – HA!

    • Maffoo

      Kayet Hawdsun?

  • Twilight Fan

    I thought Muse were vampires since they always play in Twilight.

    • http://Bitches muse

      we are. see you soon! D x

  • Kate

    Soz abar me being D-list whore :/
    Can’t help wanting some $$$$
    and a baby is a sure way of getting some,
    whoreywhoreywhorewhore.

  • Matthew Bellamy

    I’m going to rape Ale :3

  • Banana

    Lol bitches be trippin, he’s loved me since he was 6

  • Brie Cheese

    I couldn’t care less about this article, I just came to tell you all that I’m not gay!!!! :(

    • @MattBellamy

      Dom likes cheese (in case any gift bearing fans were wondering)

  • Fillip

    ITS GONNA BE OUR LAST MEMORY!!!

  • Jimmy Kane

    What’s up people?

  • Matt’s Iphone

    I love how you always take me running I LOVE YOU MAFFO!

  • Jimmy Kane

    sex in pain,keeps me alive :)

    • Pwoper Muser

      Can I confuse myself?

      • They

        You can fake it.

      • Groove

        when your lost in me

  • Estef

    LOL MUSERS YOU ARE ALL AWESOME BEST FANDOM EVER

  • Red wine

    Screw you all!!He sucks to me everytime in every gig >D

  • Banana

    Brie Cheese, you lie. I see the way you look at me when we’re being eaten. And I am the most Homoerotic food imaginable.

  • Slipknot Mask

    SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kate

    OMGeees YOU GUISEE,PAY MEH SOME ATTENTION,
    I ONLY GOTZ PREGGERS BECUZ I WAS OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT
    AND PEOPLE WERE TTLY FORGETTING ALL ABOUTZ MEH D;
    FUCK DIS SHIT.

  • Dominic Howard

    Hey! I’m going to rape Ale too !!! *¬*

  • Goldie

    Kate, honey, I didn’t bring you up like this. I thought you’d be better than a Hollywood bike. Obviously not…

    PS me and Kurt are having private time, so don’t come in our room or you’ll see a rather large snake! LOL

    MOM X

  • Assassin

    these people are torn.

    • Assassin

      And I’m born.

      • babybellz

        she’s stretching it like a birth squeeze.

  • chicken

    cluck.

  • Amy (I can’t remember the second name)

    Dom, my loveeee

  • Jesus

    Matt, I blessed you with a child and you go ahead and be an atheist and be gay. That is it! The child will be a zeta!

  • Piano

    YOU’RE ALL WRONG
    he plays with me daily and loved me since he was 8

  • Thom Yorke

    I’m a creep

    • Matt

      I’m a weirdo

      • Thom Yorke

        What the hell am I doing here

  • Pasta

    Lol bitchez stfu, you know Matt has a serious relationship with me

    • Matt’s Pasta Belly

      YOU MADE ME PREGNANT

      • Matt’s pasta tits

        And you made me SAGGY!

      • Matt’s moobs

        I would still exist if Matt would stop tackling football players, running with wild horses and chasing Jack Sparrow.

  • Kaoss

    Oh my Darwin, can I please just marry you all? x’D
    How could any fandom possibly be weirder/cooler/crazier/more awesome than this?
    All my love to my musers!

    • pwoper Muser

      you should see what we are doing to other that kind of articles :’DD

  • Cydonians

    Come back to us Muse! We love you!

  • Kate

    MOM, WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THE WHOREYNESS FROM?
    HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED??
    and who changes their name to Goldie?
    sounds lyke ttly a porn star name :/

    • Goldie

      I’ve been married twice honey. And I’ve been with Kurt for 28 years. HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME KATE GARRY HUDSON THAT IS MY REAL NAME.

      Mom xxx

  • Brie Cheese

    Banana, I am the straightest food alive. The man who eats me wears neon yellow trousers, wears a silver bodysuit and secretly loves your consumer – come on, how much proof do you need?

  • 19 year old that Dom was caught with

    EXCUSE ME?! DOM COME BACK TO ME! WE HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP!

  • Matt

    Kate’s innocence was long gone before i could consume it

    • the Bow that must be Taken

      Her innocence is consuming itself

      • Undisclosed Desires

        she may be a sinner, but her innocence is mine.

  • Yellow Trousers

    we are a little bit gay, aren’t we?

    • D0MM3H

      Easy!

  • Pikachu

    Bzzzzzz.

  • Dom

    Matt tonight we sould have Sex on Fire again (:

    *RUN FROM KATE, KEEP ON RUNNING MATT*

  • Banana

    Brie Cheese, come on. Zane Lowe says you’re gay. That man knows everything.

  • Matt

    She’s gone into labouw! That’s it Kate, stwetch it, like it’s a biwth sqwueeze! Oh, it is a biwth sqwueeze…

  • iPhone

    im da biggest * here you all should hail me cuz of the pic on the blue bird site ;D

    • iPad

      fuck you i’m bigger

      • iPhone

        no screw you!he is using me not you you fucking fucking little fucking fucker yeah

    • MacBook Pro

      I’m bigger ;D

      • iPhone

        but u don’t take pictures bithz :P

      • MacBook Pro

        I can take pics if you put a webcam on me :D

  • Ceiling Dom

    I’m watching you.

  • The Doctor

    Hi! Just gonna pop in and tell you that Matt won’t take your crap cause in a few years he’ll regenerate into me.

    • River Song

      Spoilers!

      • Melody Pond

        Waa.

      • Amy Pond

        Come travel with us Matt, we’ll make sure your baby gets moffucked!

  • Kate

    Fook you Maffo,
    YOU TTLY NEED SOME SPEECH THEROPY WITH LYKE A REALLY EXPENSIVE AMERICAN DUDE,
    WHO WILL REALLY BE SOME GIGILO I PAYED SOO I CANZ TAKE ALL YOUR MONIESS
    and mom, you still have a porn star name.

    • Goldie

      Well, Kurt certainly doesn’t disagree ;)

      MOM xxx

  • Zane Lowe

    Banana is right

  • Kurt Russell.

    Kate Garry Hudson is a Hollywood whore. :D

    (and so is Goldie… RAWRRR!)

  • Thought Police

    What the fuck is going on here ? You woke me up.

  • Pwoper Fish

    MATTEH DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME

    • Pwopa Fish

      It’s “Pwopa Fish”! There’s no “r” sound at all!

  • Screenager

    THE GOOD NEWS IS SHE CANT HAVE BABIES…

    OH SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?!
    YOU LIED MAFFFO! YOU LIED

    • Megalomania

      STOP STEALIN MAH LYRICS!!!

  • Dom A

    Tommy! Don’t you DARE release that Kate/Matt/Dom tape or I’ll kick your hairy arse off the bus and run you over with it. Twice.

    • Horny fangirl

      ohhh Dom… :D

  • Dom with SlipKnot mask

    Everyone,
    SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
    Matt and I are having sexy time.

    • Alex Kapranos

      May i join?

      • Dom with SlipKnot mask

        Sure….

      • bottle of 24 Rivers merlot 2010

        Alex K, you always vote for Dom Howard in the “Sexy Dude” contests, don’t you?

  • Chris

    did you noticed that this is showbiz site? o.O

    • Showbizspy

      shhhhhh
      we’re controlling you’re feelings

    • Darkest Soul

      You’re pushing us into self destruction

  • Tardis

    doctor where are you?

    • The Doctor

      I’m here you sexy thing (;

      • Melody Pond

        OI! You two!

  • MICRO-CUTS

    BITCH, YOU GOTS IT WRONG.
    I IZ ZEE ONE WHO TALKS ABOUR BABIES.

  • Maffoo

    Dom quit doing happy Matt!!!!I said to you NO BITTING like twice but you still don’t listen to meh! :’(

  • Rory

    Am I dead????

    • The Doctor

      Usually.

    • Lorelai

      No way.

  • Dad of a Muser

    You guys wake me up bcs my dgt is ‘doing LOL’ really loud.

    • Daughter of Dad of a Muser

      these LOL’s are forever
      when we cry, we cry together

    • Yes

      Like snowflakes in an ocean

  • The “Dom” Sex Tape

    The video is really of Matt and I.

  • Kate

    TROLOLOLOLOL

    IMMA STEAL ALL HIS MONEY AND GET ALE-MONEY AND SHIT

    • Fergie of The Black Eyed Peas

      Kate sweetie, it goes: “Spending all your money on me/And your time on me…”

  • Fish

    I’m pwoper C:

  • The Doctor

    Tardis I’m inside you you stupid sexy bint

    ~lol innuendo~

  • Slipknot Guy

    Hey I want my mask BACK!

    • Dom with SlipKnot mask

      ARRRRGH!
      Too bad.
      Matt loves it when I wear the mask!

    • fangirl of SLIPKNOT

      geez..chill out it’s me he gave it to them <3

  • Jessica

    Dom, sorry I left you!I see your value! Come back to me now!

  • Kate

    WHOREHWOREWHOTE

    THEY SEE ME TROLLING THEY HATING

  • Tardis

    oh sorry doctor.. :(

  • Fat Cat

    Someone help me I think there’s something with my heart.

  • Dombreaded piece of paper

    eat me.im Dom.

  • Rory

    Doctor I’m in Tardis and I didn’t see you…

    • Doctor

      No, Rory, you’re dead. Again.

  • Spider Dom

    Matt, you’re my Mary Jane.

  • George Orwell

    BITCHES. FUQ U ALL.
    YOU KNOW THE BOOK 1984. YOU KNOW, THE BOOK 1984. YOU KNOW GEORGE ORWELL, 1984. THE BOOK 1984.

    YOU KNOW?

    • George Orwell’s Animal Farm

      What am I, chopped liver? Do I smell like an egg fart all of a sudden? I’m assigned reading in lots of schools too! Maffoo, pick ME for your sixth album!

      • George Orwell’s Road To Wigan Pier

        Junior-level reading material, both U bitches.

  • Zeta

    ONE DAY I’LL FILL THE SKIES BITCH

    • George Orwell’s 4-volume memoirs

      Sod off, Zeta! Oi, you nancy-boy above-listed works of overprescribed fiction! NO REAL ORWELL FAN IS CONTENT WITH HIS FICTION WORKS! ESSAYS & MEMOIRS FTFW!!

  • Kawai

    shut the fuck up bitches. you all just wish that Matt’s fingers would do the same they do to my keys but somewhere else…

    • Kaoss Pad

      Matt’s fingers are better with me so fuck off you cunt!

  • Dom’s Shirt

    I’d make a lovely formal dining room wallpaper and upholstery combo.

  • Matt’s sparkly red suit.

    Matthew, leave Kate and then we can be together just like we were in H.A.A.R.P. FOREVER!

    • Matthew Gangster Bellamy

      Oh my darling. I know I am not good with words but, oh I’ve missed you, don’t worry about the sex, I don’t care anymore, I just want you.

  • Father James

    Darling?

  • Tardis

    shut up Rory is saturday you must be dead…

  • Matt’s manboobs

    MATTHEW STOP RUNNING, YOU WILL LOSE ME IF YOU KEEP UP LIKE THIS

  • Drunk Matt

    Fuck off you cunt!
    yeah, you, fuck you.

  • River Song

    Just so you know, I’m also Matt and Kate’s daughter. Just fyi.

  • Lily Allen

    Matt, come back to me! Don’t you remember those special times we shared together on that yacht in Australia?

    • Katy Perry

      Shut UP, you fat bitch! Maffoo, my brand-new husband just got expelled from Japan. You’ve never been deported from Japan, have you? What are you doing tomorrow night?

  • Rebecca Black

    Today is saturday, and sunday comes afterwards

    • monday

      oh rly?

  • Uno?!

    NO, YOU IDIOT!

    • Thought Police

      doubleplusgood.

      • Academia’s collected works of Orwell-iana

        Goddamn, but we hate it when the hoi polloi misuse and misunderstand those “1984″ cliches.

  • George Orwell

    Please.

    Kate, they are watching you.

    • George Orwell’s wife

      GEORGE!

      • George Orwell

        WIFE!

  • Amy

    fuck you River song!!!

    • River Song

      Fuck off mom.

  • Dalek

    EXTERMINATE!!!

  • Packet of Sweets

    I think there’s something on my bollocks…

  • sophia bloxam

    hey guise its me someone pay attention to meee plz

    • EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET

      No! Now GO AWAY!!

  • The mobster Matt

    Hello, darling. *smirking*

    • Father James

      No sex!

    • City Of Delusion

      don’t destroy me!

  • Matt

    This the NME?

    • The NME

      Tell me how much you luv me, luvvie. Show me some luv now.

    • Q

      No.

  • Jason (13th Friday)

    rebecca came at me bro!!!

  • Kate’s Python Bag

    Matthew, please hold me

    • Kate’s money

      But you don’t get to grab any of ME…Nyaah-nyaah, nee-nyaa-nyah!!

  • Matt’s milkmaid

    Oh Matt, them there cows keeps a running away. Dump that yank and come and live with me on the farrrm

    • Collision of a Neutron Star

      BUT MATT!OUR LOVEEEEEEEE COULD BE FOREEE-

      Aww fuck it.

  • Dom

    No, it’s the Q awards

  • Floccinaucinihilipilification

    I’m a long word.

  • Big Brother

    I’m watching you.

  • Rick Astley

    NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

  • hey

    HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!!!

  • MUSER!

    ROFLMAO AT THE FUCKING COMMENTS.
    WHAT IS AIR.

  • Patrick

    No this is Patrick!

    • Spongebob squaredpants

      But you look like Squidword!

  • Gerard Way

    Keep running, Matt.

  • Dom

    No, this is the Q Awards.

  • Goldie

    KURT’S GOT A BIG DI….

    Oh hey you guise, anyone fancy a drink? cake? Orgy?

    PS, Kate, you’re middle name’s Garry because me and your dad thought you were a boy! LOL

    MOM xx

  • Matt’s Blue T-shirt

    Dump that pink top, you know you love me more

  • http://herpderp.tumblr.com Mirror Manson

    Hey other guitars

    TRY BEING FUCKING SMASHED BEYOND REPAIR AND HAVING TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN HUGH MANSONS GUITAR SHOP.

    I HATE IT HERE

    • M One D One

      That was ME, you idiot!

  • NME

    Matt wants more from me. that what he wants.

  • Dom

    OH FUCK, TOO MANY COMMENTS.

    THE GAME

  • Corey Taylor Mask

    SIT THE FUCK DOWN

  • Casino Caster

    lololol Mirror Manson u jelly? I’m like you but twice as awesome Matt luvs me moar than uuuu~

    • all the cum Matt ever spilled in all the fanfic

      But he’s spilled more of me… EVERYWHERE!!

      • Dom’s mouth

        no way

  • Kate Hudslut

    NO FUQ U MOM

  • Matt’s megaphone

    ahubhargferbhighufarhardhar

    you know what I mean

    • Matt’s other megaphone

      Your lame, you fucking fucking fucking fucking little fucking fucking fucker.

  • Chris Wolstenbabe

    Shut up you lot, I’m trying to write some songs

    • the Flying Spaghetti Monster

      God help us.

  • Steven Moffat

    Lol who gives a fuck. Gonna go kill Rory again, txt it.

  • Thom Yorke

    Fuck you Bellamy, I started singing about conspiracies before you!

    • Paul McCartney

      Hey man, fuck you.

      I BECAME a god damn conspiracy theory before you even started singing about them.

      • John Lennon

        Fuck you

  • http://herpderp.tumblr.com Hugh Manson

    Hey Matt do you still want that guitar shaped like a banana?

    • William Spencer Cavendish, the 6th Duke of Devonshire

      If I’d had any idea how much ungentlemanly mirth would be made of the fruit bearing my name, I’d have fucking killed myself before reaching my legal majority.

  • The robot that brought Matt’s guitars on HAARP

    I WANT BACK ON STAGE

  • Frank

    Gee, come back I was about to cum!

  • http://herpderp.tumblr.com Mirror Manson

    Hey Hugh

    I HATE YOU
    FIX ME YOU BASTARD

  • Chris.

    Today football!!!

  • Tom Morello

    LOOK AT ME BELLAMY. LOOK. AT. ME.

    YOU WANNA BIT OF THIS GUITAR LEGEND? WELL, MR BELLAMY, TONIGHTS THE NIGHT!

    WE CAN FUCK TO RAMMSTEIN AND EVERYTHING!

    xoxo

  • Matt_cat

    Dommeh I love you <3

  • Matt’s Chin Beard

    Thinking about growing a full on Dumbledore style chin beard so that I can tie tassels to it. It might keep Baby Bells entertained for a while.

  • Killjoy

    GRAVITY DON’T MEAN TOO MUCH TO ME!!!

    • Damian

      SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!

    • MATTEH BELLZ

      GTFO WHORE

  • Casino Caster

    hahahahahahahah I have permanently replaced youuu

    I have two necks

    LOOOOOOL

  • CHRIS WOLSTENHOLME

    er Matt can you clean up the mess you and dom made on the tourbus? i really dont wanna see that again

    • Ava Jo

      Daddy what exactly were Uncle Matty and Uncle Dommy doing
      why wasn’t I allowed to look

    • Rick Santorum, former U.S. Senator

      Oh no, not this shit again.

  • Slipknot Dom

    SIT THE FUCK DOOOOWN

  • Winston Smith

    HAS ANYONE SEEN JULIA?

    • Julia

      HELLO BABY! SECKS?

    • Julia

      Winston, is that you?

      We can’t be seen together, it will be ungood to get caught by the Thought Police. Farewell, comrade

  • Some Unrest

    is anyone hungry?

    • Pasta

      fuck off. I was here first.

  • Mirror Manson

    Fuq u casino caster

  • Demonic Coward

    THIS IS MATT BELLAMY PISSED UP

  • http://www.walkhomealone,tumblr,com Citizen

    I’ve been erased

  • Matt’s Blue T-Shirt

    ..and don’t get me started on those shoes. How Could You?

  • Gerard Way

    Sorry Frankie baby, you know I love you. I just had to help out Matt a bit. I’ll be back in bed in a minute.

    • Frank

      LYING CUNT.

      Anyway I’ve fucked Dom

      xoxox

  • Matt’s Bum

    There’s sweat in here.

    • Insects

      Hey we’re also here!

  • The Buke of Dom’s Cockminster

    Fuck this I’ve been sacked

  • Jared Leto

    I love nature <3

    • Dom

      I hate you you fucked up bastard!!You destroyed my awesome clothes!!One night I will burn you for that!!

  • Drunk Matt

    Who do you think you are?

    • Christina Perry

      Running around leaving scares?

      • Jar of Hearts

        omg therez scarves everywhere

      • Dom in the closet

        Sorry.. that would be me looking for something decent to wear.

  • Wolstenbooze&snooze

    You all are insane and need professional help.

  • Mrs Bellamy

    Matthew dearest when are you coming home?
    and bring that nice Dominique girl you brought last time
    she was lovely.

    • Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former head of the IMF

      See? SEE?! THIS IS WHY I AM FILLED WITH MASCULINE INSECURITY AND MUST RAPE HOTEL MAIDS ON SIGHT!!

  • Number One

    MATTHEW

    COME BACK TO ME

    WE CAN HAVE SO MUCH FUN

  • Gig Boner

    CAN I COME OUT AND SAY HI?

    • Matt’s Bum

      The fangirls just go mad for us baby!

    • the ghost of Jim Morrison

      Better not, dude!

  • Matt’s Kansas shirt

    What’s the pig deal?

    • Ron Jeremy, male porn star

      Indeed. Matt’s dick really isn’t large at all. Trust me; I’m an expert.

      • a rabbi

        None of this sounds Kosher.

  • Muser!

    OMFG I love this fandom! Matt keep running to Dom! We love you guys, not Kate though ¬.¬

  • A soldier

    I wish someone would write a poem about me.

    • a cruel, materialist, self-absorbed world

      We don’t deserve our freedom, meh.

  • Mr. Bellamy (from Acclamation)

    I’m fucking my 19 year old student, u mad ?

    • Big Dick Dominic

      Mr Bellamy, I’m 18.

  • Chris Wolstenbabe

    Where’s me fags? No Dom, not you

  • Jared Leto

    this is a beautifull lie :D

    • zeta

      faggot .-.

    • MATTEH BELLZ

      Together we are beautiful Blue eyed Brown hair SEXY BEASTS.

      Lets have sex.

  • Qua@aol.com

    Some sexy girls add me, feel in the need for an orgie…

    • Horny fan girl

      Should I send naked pics ?

    • Horny Dom

      Should I send it too ?

      • U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner

        Hey, me too!

    • zeta

      LOL

      • Qua@aol.com

        Dom, I don’t need pictures when you’re sitting right next to me naked! ;)

    • Horny Matt

      No Dom, cum 2 me. bb.

      • Horny Dom

        Then you should send me naked pics !

    • Horny Dom

      Why are we even typing ? Let’s have sex.

  • zeta

    this fandom can’t be more awesome :’D

  • Matt’s cheekbones

    God we’re sexy

    • Matt’s nose

      FUCK YOU I AM THE SEXIEST PART OF MATT’S BODY

      • Matt’s crooked teeth

        Excuse me?

      • the mole on Matt’s right upper arm

        Lol fuck you

      • Matt’s chin dimple

        Bitch don’t even go there

      • Matt’s sex face

        Together we’re invincible

  • http://negsponge@hotmail.com Matt’s Cheeks

    I HAVE MY OWN FUCKING SHADOW. lolumad?

  • Jared Leto

    Can I have Dom??

    • Alex Kapranos

      I called him first.

      • Matt

        Back off bitches, he’s MINE.

      • The NME “Sexiest Male” contest

        Gentlemen, gentlemen! You can ALL vote for Dom Howard!

  • Matt’s Blue T-Shirt

    Oh flippin eck Matt, not that friggin coat again

  • Frank

    Aww Gee you’re so sweet, mah dogs love you too <3 <3

    • Dog #548

      bitch I don’t love him. he gets all the attention, do you even remember my name?!?!?!?!

  • Shannon Leto

    • Tomo

      SECKS?

      • Jared

        WHAT?!?! what the hell are you doing in my room???

  • A Leopard

    Can someone tell this Dominic to stop wearing my friends please?

    He’s tacky and I hate him.

  • Lenny Kravitz.

    Some bands play a concert… Other have fans like THISSS!!!

    • zeta

      stratospheric win

  • H8

    everybody just stfu. I’m obviously the one for Matt?

  • Jared Leto

    Sorry honey… :$ I was just kiding….

    • Matt

      and you still didn’t bought the clothes for me and Dommeh!

  • Showbiz

    It’s all about bl**dy Origin these days. What about me? don’t you love me any more?

    • Hyper Music

      WE DON’T LOVE YOU AND WE NEVER DID

      • Hyper Chondriac Music

        Slow down

  • Pasta

    Well, In the only one who can make Matt cry!
    Much Love, Delious pasta dish make from scratch xoxo

  • 15.000 people

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Showbizz_cover_girl

    I love you showbizz…

  • Matt’s pants

    u mad?

    • Matt’s socks

      nah just a bit soggy

      • Matt’s pants

        same here

      • Matt’s boxers

        Uhm

  • Dom

    *pokes Matt*

    • Matt

      Just a little lower …

  • Matt’s Socks

    Ahem. I am the best thing that has happened to Matt. I make him look sexy!

  • Kate Hudsluts babeh

    I WANT OUT OF TEH BITCH

  • Origin of Symmetry

    Bitches just love me
    U JELLY SHOWBIZ?

  • Paranoia

    I’m in bloom.

    • Syndrome

      I’m in Stockholm.

  • Dom’s Pants

    I ain’t even mad

  • Glitter

    Matt loves me more than all of you.
    I keep his thoughts safe

    • Princess Katie Hudslut

      MOM, SHUT UP!!!!!!!

  • Goldie

    OH MY GOD KURT THATS THE SPOT OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • I-phone

    fuck you socks… he loves me too

  • Red Hair Dye

    I’ve been sat in Matt’s bathroom cupboard for years now. When the fuck will he use me?

    BRING BACK THE RED HAIR MATTHEW.

    • Blue Hair Dye

      You think you’ve got problems? what about me?

      • Blond Hair Dye

        FUCK YOU BITCHES. I DOUBT ANYONE REMEMBERS ME

      • Blue Hair Dye

        Let’s all get together, Light Purple anyone?

      • Matt’s Hair

        Not again

  • Showbiz

    I’m so lonely, like a chocolate in the ocean. oh hang on, wrong era

  • Belieber

    SWAG
    SCREW MATT BELLAMY JUSTIN BIEBERS IS DA KING AND IMMA MARRY HIM

    • Everyone Else

      NO FUQ U

    • Selena Gomez

      Bitch, please. He don’t want you, he’s with me.

  • Pea

    YOU WANT SOME PEAS!….IL GIVE YOU THE PEAS!….oO and teh joy in yah <3

  • Matt’s Red Suit

    Matt, why was I only worn for TWO gigs?!?!?! TWO?!?!?!!?!?
    Yeah, I made it on the DVD – BIG DEAL! I have to sit and watch you wear the tacky light up suit, the silver suit – heck you even got a suit with a PRINTED PICTURE on it!!!!!!

    I’m not happy about this Bellamy. Not. Happy.

  • drunkmatt

    FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

  • blue hair matt

    do anyone have mushrooms???

  • The Resistance

    No one loves me :’(
    I WON THEM A MOTHERF*CKING GRAMMY FOR GODS SAKE.

  • Falsetto

    I wish Matt used me more :’(

    • boh!

      boh!

  • Alex

    Haha this is so fake. Matt and Kate are living happily together waiting for their baby to pop.

    • duh

      DUH

    • mattshemp

      are you high?

  • Socks and a Phone

    Matt wears us when he all alone.

    • Kate

      Lol not anymore

  • Matt’s pasta belly

    MATT, FEED ME!!!!

  • Time

    I’M RUNNING OUT.

    • running maffoo

      DID SOMEONE SAY RUNNING? 8D

  • DomSlipknot

    SIT THE FUCK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

  • Knight Of Cydonia

    NO ONE’S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE

  • White Sock

    Bitches, Matt loves me.

  • A Tree

    Psshhhh, fuck you Kate. You’re jealous because Matt told me he wants to heal me!

  • Charles Darwin

    Tom where the hell are you???

    • The microphone Chris nearly swallowed once

      Aherm

  • Wolstenpipe

    I bet none of you have been sucked by Chris Wolstenholme like I have.

    • Kelly

      really? wanna bet?

      • Buster

        Is that how I was born?

      • Kelly

        I didn’t suck you out of daddy’s penis Buster

      • Chris Wolstenholme

        i want again

  • Neutron Star Collision

    OUR LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS FOREVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    • Hyper Music

      I DON’T LOVE YOU AND I NEVER DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Origin of Symmetry

        fuck yeah

      • RESISTANCE

        LOVE IS OUR REEESSIIIISTAAAAAANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Resistance

        THEY’LL KEEP US APART AND THEY WON’T STOP BREAKING US DOOOOWN

      • Showbiz

        Oi shut up you lot, everyone loves me

    • Absolution

      SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCHES
      I’M THE BEST STUDIO ALBUM
      I HAVE MY OWN TOUR DVD
      I AM T-H-E-B-E-S-T
      YOU SUCK

  • God

    Muhahaha you’re all trapped in my program!

  • Your Memories

    Sell me for £15 per year.. but just the good days.

    • Muser

      But I can keep the bad days?

  • Wolstenharmonica

    I did :p

  • Matt’s Falsetto

    SCREEEEEEEAAAAAMMM YOUR SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSSSS!!!!!

  • George Orwell

    I LOVE YOU THE RESISTANCE

    • The Resistance

      I <3 you to :')

  • Interviewer for an Italian TV show

    I fucking hate you guys, you cost me a job.

    Fucking instruement swapping mother fuckers.

    • @Dave Grohl

      garage.

  • Dave Grohl

    Where did Chris go? I need something to grab.

    • Wolstenbeast

      LET THE WOLSTENGROHL COMMENCE.

  • Jared Leto

    I love my sixpack :D

    • Kate

      I love it too. X

    • Socks w/ kangaroo land flag

      screw you dr.drew!

      • Green socks

        We match with Dom’s trousers

        RAH 08 ftw

  • Matt’s Falsetto

    DESTRYOYING PUPPET STRIIIIIIIINNNGGSSS
    TO OUR SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUULLSSSSS

  • Mattsshoes

    I am running Matt’s spasticed sandals

  • Cave

    Shhh, just come

  • Soldier

    WE’RE ALL DYING.

    • mainstream media

      Shut up! There’s a Kardashian sister in town!

  • Hidden Track

    YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!

  • Chris

    Grab my bollocks

    • Dave Grohl

      PACKET OF SWEETS

      • Chris

        SOMETHING ON MY BOLLOCKS.

  • Princess Shane Kuriyami

    You and I must fight for our rights!

  • The Italian conductor.

    The Myyyoooooooozeeeeee!!!

  • Matt”s iPad

    Ha! Buggerthelotofyou, it’s me that Matt slides his fingers over. Oh yeah

  • Male Muser

    Hey Muser Fangirls

    • Dom

      well hello

    • Female Muser

      MARRY ME

      • Dom

        fuck off i saw him first

  • Edward Cullen

    screw Bella, i’m gay for Matt, WATCH OUT DOM

    • Bella

      ….

      • Jacob Black

        BOOYAH

    • Matt

      f**k off you c**t. get away from me!!!

  • Starlight

    TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS

  • Rich Costey

    Why dont you need me no more? :(

  • mattbellamysunbornchild

    What the fuck is this?

  • Megalomania

    I know we all hate Kate, but the good news is she can’t have ba- oh shiyaaaaat!

  • Dom’s yellow trousers

    Where am I? help me, I can’t see anything!!

  • bottle of 24 Rivers merlot 2010

    My primo quality is wasted on these idiots when they drink me dry. [sob]

  • Wild Turkey

    I’ve been chosen.

    • http://Bitches Arberlour Jameson

      Matteh loves meee

  • Matt

    EURASIA
    SIA
    SIA
    SIA
    EURASIA
    SIA
    SIA
    SIA
    EURASIA
    SIA
    SIA
    SIA

  • Man With No Name

    Do make me use my karate moves!

  • Mackerel

    I’m on his writer list. Beat that, Kate..

  • Dying Athiest

    This all scares the hell out of me.

  • twilighter

    EDWARD!!!!!!

  • Dom’s Transparent Drum Kit

    Dom, I know you sold me for a good cause… but I miss the way you used to bang me.

    • Dom’s Rather Naff New Drumkit

      He’s banging me now mwahahahahahaha

  • All of History

    i’ve been deleted with one strooOoOOoOoOoOoOooOoOOOOoOooOoooke

    • Microcuts

      Y U NO UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?

  • Matt

    I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE KATE

    KATE: SAY IT

    ….A WHORE.

    • PleaseMe

      Are you afraid??!!

      • http://Bitches Kate

        NO

  • A PROUD MUSER

    I WEALLY WANNA TO THANK YOU FOW BEING SO FUCKIN’ CWAZY.
    I LOVE YOU MOWE THAN I CAN SAY.
    YOUWRE FUCKIN’ PWOPER MUSEWS!! THANK YOU ALL. I LOVE YOU.

  • The Small Print

    See, Matt, you should have read me before getting her pregnant.

  • Dom’s ego

    Kinda poky here

  • Yourself

    I’m tired of fighting.

  • Musers

    i don’t know if matt will be horrified or fuckin proud if he see this.

    • Matt Bellamy

      *pwoud*

  • TwiRobism

    hrrrrr durrr muse yah theyy SUKK matt bella-my has NO TALNT Robert is MİNE #G G #G G DEAL WİTH İT, YO.

    • Musers

      fuck off you cunt :)

    • Domonmushrooms

      GET THE FUCK DOWN

  • Resistance

    WE MUST RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

    • Harmonica

      yes you do :D

  • MAN

    I HAVE A HARMONICA

  • New Born

    I’m not even here yet and they are fighting. Too much, too young.

  • Man with No name

    I’ll pull you all to pieces with my karate skills!

    • Princess Shane Kuriyami

      well come on over ;)

  • Stadium Show UFO

    MATT I’LL BE BIGGER THIS TIME I PROMISE!!! THEN WE CAN FUCKING DO IT! I WILL HELP YOU REACH YOUR LONG TERM STRUGGLE TO GREATNESS!

  • Starlight

    Matt will be chasing me until the end of his life. u mad?

  • Gerd wai

    Matteh bby, we can’t let them know about Gerellamy!

    • Fronk

      it’s okay gerd I’m fucking Dommeh

  • Dom

    MATT, Y U NO ADMİT UR LOVE FO ME?

  • Plug In Baby

    I crucify your enemies when your tired of giving.

  • muser

    we are the greatest fandom ever.

  • Mikey Way

    *pokerface*

  • Kate Vagina

    I’VE GOT A LIFE OF MY OWN!

    LETS GET ME SOME COCK!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Kate

    Please, please, please let me get what I want.

  • Chopin

    Matt still owes me for that overture.

    • Sergei

      It’s a nocturne…

  • Plug In Baby

    I’m also in unbroken virgin realities and I’m tired of living.

  • Voldemort

    I’M BACK BITCHES

  • Dumbledore

    Muse fandom, +100 points

    • Musers

      hell yeah

    • Draco

      Wait until my father hears about this!

      • Kate Vagina

        Your father is balls deep in me.

        xoxoxo

  • Feeling Good

    Don’t worry guys, I’ll be returning to the setlist for the Reading & Leeds gigs!

    • Guiding Light

      :’)

    • Neutron Star Collision

      And me;)

    • Muser

      STAY. AWAY.

  • English Alphabet

    did i sound sexy being spelled backwards by Matthew Bellamy?

    • Matt

      zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
      it’s not that big of a deal! stop looking at me all crazy! it’s not weird!
      I MUST RUN

      • Resistance

        IT’S TIME TO RUUUUN

      • Paparazzi

        Yeahh

  • He

    Let’s all guess what I am building in here.

  • Hendrix the Dog

    Don’t forget to feed me.

    • Dom

      Shit, Hendrix, stop using my computer!

  • Baby Bells

    WHAT THE FUCK MOM

    • Matt

      LOL NEVER. FUK YOU KANYE.
      I just wanna make sure u crazies get your tix!!

  • Kanye

    Imma let you finish… But MCRmy is the greatest fandom of all time, all time!

    • Muser

      You don’t even go here!

    • Drunk Matt

      FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.

    • Gerard

      PLAY NICE KIDDIES.
      WE ALL KNOW I’M FUCKING MATT BELLAMY SO THE FANBASES ARE RELATED.

      • Dom

        What

      • Frank

        dommie honey, we’re kinda guilty aswell

    • Dwight

      False, case in point, this page.

      *we win* u mad?

    • Taylor Swift

      YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!

    • -

      NO YOU IDIOT

      • Beyoncé

        I LOVE YOU KANYE

  • Sunburn

    Come waste your millions here

    • ___

      sucks lol

  • Thom Yorke

    Radiohead lol

    • Matt

      GİVE ME THE SOCKS

      • Dom

        Here’s an orange

  • Exo-Politics

    I haven’t been played since 2006. I fucking hate my life.

    • Falling Away With You

      And what about me? I’ve NEVER been played, pal.

      • Exo-Politics

        Oh please you’ve been played as an instruemntal and in parts.

        I’M A NEWER SONG
        ASSASSIN STAYED IN SETLISTS WHY COULDN’T I?!?!!?

      • Easily

        dudes T-T

      • Exogenesis: Symphony Part II (Cross-Pollination)

        bitchez, plzzz. fucking Overture gets play all the time, WHAT ABOUT ME AND REDEMPTION THEN?!?!?!

      • Exogenesis: Symphony Part III (Redemption)

        Srsly, bitch, no wonder you never get played when you and Redemption are always too busy fucking each other’s brains out backstage.

      • Supermassive Black Hole

        losers ahaha

    • Megalomania

      AND I WAS PLAYED IN RUSSIA 2 WEEKS AGO, THIS COUNTRY WAS SHOCKED AT ALL, THEY KNEW THAT PLUG IN BABY WILL BE PLAYED, BUT THEY KNEW NOTHING ABOUT ME, YOU SUCK AHAHAHAHA

      • Russia

        I knew about you!

  • non muser

    what the hell is that ? You, musers, are mad. Need to go to the hospital.

    • Matt

      I love my children.

    • Muser

      weally?

      • Chris Wolstenholme

        One of my children! *Gasp* Bad #12854! Go to your room!

    • MUSERS

      N O O N E S G O N N A T A K E M E A L I V E ! !

  • Capitalism

    Got sunscreen?

  • The Crowds

    Rise above us.

    • Muser

      FUCK YES.

  • Wembley 11th

    REAL FANS

    • Wembley 17th June

      We made a dvd. Booooom!

      • Zenith 2001

        So did we

  • Eura

    SIAAAAAA

    • SIAAAAAA

      SIAAAAAA

  • knight of cydonia

    Come ride with me….. Matty I’ll show you the veins of history… where is Ryders daddy huh?

    • Another knight

      mr. whatshisface nobodycares ryder’sdaddy is still fucking Hudslut.
      loljaykay

    • Chris Robinson

      At the football game

  • Ideals

    DON’T BREAK US :’(

  • Relationship Counselor

    Don’t kid yourself and don’t fool yourself.

  • Rebel Tooth

    KATE SHOULD BURN IN HELL FOR HER SINS.
    SHe tried to get rid of me.

    • Matt’s Toothbrush

      We won’t let her come between us 0.0

  • Grand Omega Bosses Edit

    I AM THE BETTER VERSION OF ASSASSIN.

    • Feeling Good.

      You’re nowhere near as good as me!

  • MottBollomy

    oooo om veri pwoud of u muzas

    • Matt

      Oi, you. Quit being me!

  • She

    SECRETLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Catherine Hardwicke

    imma make another movie with muse in it lol u mad?

  • The Groove

    I’m so lonely

  • HAARP Matt

    COME ON WEMBLEY!!!!!!

  • Muse_MattB

    i am a bit of a crap name

    • MattBellamy

      that’s better

      • Bellamy_Matt

        Hey, don’t forget me!

  • Bum

    Who’s am I?

    • Teh Bum

      *Whose

  • Matt’sbum

    It’s so solid, it burns inside me.

    • Dom’s penis

      Sorry mate

  • Matthew Bellamy

    Whos bum is that?

    • Matt

      * Whose

    • Matthew Bellamy

      whose*

  • Matt

    Who’s bum is that ?

    • Matt

      *whose?

  • Stephenie Meyer

    OMGZ MYOOOZE I LUV U

    • Chris Wolstenholme

      GTFO

    • MattBellamy

      i’ll kidnap you and make you watch 2 girls 1 cup forever, till your mind explode

    • ctwolstenholme

      YOU RUINED ME

  • RamMuser

    Nichts ist für dich!!!
    Nichts war für dich!!!
    Nichts bleibt für dich!!!
    Für immer!!!

  • Hollywood Lawyer

    It’s about time I was paid.

    • Priest

      At least you get paid! I’ve never been!

      • Dean

        And I know why

      • George Orwell’s The Road To Wigan Pier

        It’s about time I was read.

      • Animal Farm

        Loll u mad

  • A chicken.

    Matt picked me up.

    • Matt

      I can break your neck and kill you

      • any one of Maffoo’s 52 sheep

        Just try that shit with any of us, fancy-pants.

      • a llama in the Andes

        Oh yeah?

  • Kitchen

    thiz iz meh

  • Dom

    My drumming brings all the girls to the year, and I’m like, “I’m gonna fuck you hard” Damn right I’m gonna fuck you hard. Good thing, I don’t have to charge.

    • Hendrix

      FEED ME!

  • Hi, we’re Muse and you’re watching

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Tom

    Guys, it’s been too long since I last shot shower porn. Who’s interested?

    • Dom

      No more porn with me and Chris. Can it be Matt now?

      • Tom

        Fiiiiiiiiine~

        You know I liked you better with long hair

  • Ross Geller

    We were on a break!

  • Matt’s Neglected Sheep

    Matt …. where are you coming home to feed us!

  • TIRO

    HOW DID IT COME TO THISSSS?

  • Love

    I’ve been forgotten so easily.

  • FLASH

    AAAAAHHH

  • Leaders

    When zetas fill the skies, we won’t tell you why.

    • Zetas

      We are coming bitches

  • Absolution

    SING FOR ME BITCHES

    • __

      so much win

  • Lips

    I’m blue da ba dee da ba die

  • Janis Ian

    LOOKS LIKE HE’S HEADED FOR THE PROJECTION ROOM ABOVE THE AUDITORIUM

  • Dom

    Christmas goslings

    • Matt

      chicken.
      Chris.

  • glitterati

    you all jelly because matt raped me lol

  • Casino Caster

    I AM IMMORTAL.

  • Intro

    *tum dum tum tum dum*

  • Faff bag

    ohi

  • Flailing Matt

    Wow. This is weirder than the time I killed Dom, got naked and fucked Chris.

    • Tom

      And your head blew up. Good times.

  • ship

    I’m taking Matt faw away fwom deh memowies.

    • Citizen Erased

      They’ll only bring us pain.

      • Rule By Secrecy

        Steal the pressure and the pain

  • Muscle Museum

    I wish Matt hadn’t lost the effects pedal. Moron

    • Toilet

      Come play

  • Takeabow19

    Secks?

    • Pleasure Pill

      YES PLEASE!

  • Matt

    I WANT THE TWUTH!

  • Crazy Muse Fan

    WITH YOU ALWAYS.

  • The wavelength

    I am gently growing

    • A universe

      I’m trapped inside a tear, bitch

    • Guilty

      I am growing two. Let’s growing together!

  • Bing Crosby

    I’m dreaming of a white christmas…

    Matt are you horny yet?

  • NME Awards

    …No this is the Q Awards.

  • Dom

    Anyone wanna go on a date?

    • Matt

      YES.

      • Dom

        *trollface*

    • Matt

      HOW DARE YOU

    • Matt

      Me of course

  • The Course

    i am twenty two measures. OI FUCKING

  • Captain America Chris

    I’m on a Howard

  • brianmolko

    FAGGOTSSSSSSS!

  • A raped goat

    I just got raped by Kate :(

  • UNO!

    NO YOU IDIOT!

  • Transparent Drum Set

    GLITTERATI
    I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER
    COME TO ME, BABY, AND LET US MAKE SWEET LOVE

  • Moshpit

    Matt says that I was the biggest he’d ever seen…and he’s seen a few.

  • Kate

    Go fap over fanfics while I recall the night Matthew Bellamy came inside of me and got me pregnant.

    • Dom

      Bitch, please. Don’t feel special.

    • The good news

      we thought you couldn’t have babies.

    • Dom

      What fanfics? Bitch, he fucking loves me!

    • Tree

      CLIMB ME MATTY

    • Dom

      STOP FUCKING HITTING ON MY MAN, TREE.

      • Tree

        Fuq u Dom

  • Matt’s red hair

    Y u no want me anymore? :’(

  • Helsinki Jam

    We da best drum and bass jam ever!

    • Osaka Jam

      We beg to differ

  • Exogenesis Symphony: Part 2 (Cross-Pollination)

    I wish I wasn’t so twicky to play :(

    • Exogenesis: Symphony Part III (Redemption)

      Same here honey, same here. We’re in this together, let’s freeze out Overture. That little bitch.

  • FOOLMattBellamy

    I want to thanks my beautiful pregnant girlfriend!

    SHSHHFHFHSFHHFSHFHFHS. (FUCK U CUNT)

  • becky pale

    I CONSUMED MATT’S INOCENCE

  • Brie

    i’m a gay cheese

  • God

    Matt, I thought you said she can’t have babies.

  • House in New Orleans

    The Sun is rising!

  • Kate

    Guess who came in my cave?

    • random Muser

      omfg , who are you ? i think i love you xD

    • Alex Rodriguez

      *cough*

      • Cameron Diaz

        YOU.

    • Lance Armstrong

    • Chris Robinson

      . . .

    • Adam Scott

      ummm

    • Dax Shepard

      not me

    • Owen Wilson

      I fuck everyone so its cool.

    • Eli Craig

      It was a fucking cave.

    • Eric Lindros

      Seriously?

    • Heath Ledger

      We didn’t fuck I swear.

  • Escaping Matt

    And it’s driving me mad!

    I’ll take back all the things that I said…
    I didn’t realize I was talking to the living dead!
    And I don’t want you to think that I care quite frankly I never would, I never could again.
    Fuck you, The Sun.

  • Glorius

    I rocket through the universe

  • HAARP Supermassive Black Hole

    I’m for anyone who likes a bit of R n B

  • Hudslut

    ITS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

    • Matt

      WRONG ARTIST, WRONG SONG BITCH

    • Jessie J

      IT’S ME ASSHOLE!! @*%£$!!!

  • Uno

    +4 ON YOU MATT. WHO’S THE BOSS NOW?

  • Matt’s Blue T-Shirt

    I am dreading baby sick

  • Matt B.

    Duuuuuuuuuh, we are fighting over money because I am trying to find a way to break from her… The zeta did it, I didn’t impregnate her!

    • Zeta

      HOI?

      • Matt B.

        Right in my face… You did it all right in my face!!!

  • Someone

    I can tell you what we were built for.

  • Neutron Star Collision

    WHY DID YOU PUT ME IN THIS SHITTY MOVIE FOR?!

    • Matt

      Because you remind me of my shitty ex girlfriend Gaia.

      • Gaia

        OI

      • Gaia

        She’s better that Kate Slutson

  • Young and Aroused

    I know.

  • Brian

    Kate needs to get out, so Belldom can finally be complete.

    • Kitchen

      Brian you should be here

  • A banana

    Eat me!

  • CocaineBearSays

    I fucking love cocaine.

  • GermanMatt

    ZIS IS MAH KİTCHEN

  • Matt

    There’s lot’s of treens and… strange insects.

  • The Groove

    so confused when you are lost in me, babe. *winks*

  • Brian Molko

    You know?

  • Chris

    *BOOM*
    You’re pregnant.

    • random Muser

      shit not again D:

      • The World

        Chris! You have like, 789787654 kids all over me!

    • Kelly

      NOT AGAIN CHRIS!!

    • wolstenpregnant

      i think my water broke

  • Exogenesis Part IV (Salvation)

    U MAD, BRO?

    • Creep

      FUCKING COPY CAT

      • Muser on Tumblr

        RUN. JUST FUCKING RUN.

      • Muser on Tumblr

        Wrong place :O

  • Matt, Dom, Chris

    we have seen all of your ‘tumblr blogs’
    we know what you think of us.
    we know everything.

    • Tumblr Muser

      ABORT ABORT ABORT

    • Tumblr blogs

      YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

    • Muser on Tumblr

      RUN. JUST FUCKING RUN.

      I got it right XD

  • Gray Fox

    Now, make me feel it! Make me feel alive again!

  • Matthew Bellamy

    You know, you know.. you know? You know! You know.. You know! You kno, noboby knows, you know, you know! You know. You kno. Hahaha.

  • United States Of Eurasia

    y teh fuq split uz

  • Tree

    CLIMB ME MATTY!!

  • spider

    matt bellamy just wish my death :(

  • Together

    We’re invincible.

  • George Orwell

    I inspired Uprising. Without me, It would not be there.

    • Matt

      Dom gives me uprisings.

    • Camera’s on the streets of London

      Get over yourself George

  • Father Howard

    NO UR JONAH NOT MATTHEW

    • Wicked

      LOL!

    • DOLCE PICCANTE

      AND YOU ARE FUCKED

      • Mobster Matt

        You sound sexy when you say ‘Matthew’

      • Father Howard

        And YOU sound sexy when you call me ‘Darling’

  • Matt Bellamy

    ZIS IZ MY KEETCHEN.

  • Girl Who Matt Lost His Virginity Too at Reading Festival

    Now let us not forget about me. He fucked me first!

    • Everyone

      Becky Pale?!

      • Sexy gothic girl

        No

      • Dom

        Well actually…

      • Sexy gothic girl

        Go cut your hair, Dom

      • Dom

        Okay…

  • Matt, Dom, Chris

    we know that many of our fans have sexual desires with us.
    do not worry
    we will satisfy those desires

    • PleaseMe

      SHOW ME HOW ITS DONE!!!

  • Paul Bellamy

    Oi, Dominic. *wink*
    I’ll be at Matt’s wedding. Wanna… you know…. in the toilet?

  • Bliss

    Give me all the peace and joy in your mind!

    • bridge

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What is Matt looking at?

    No really, what am I looking at?!

  • CocaineBearSays

    Sorry I sneezed all over Dom’s part of the tour bus.

  • Lady DomDom

    Ro mah ro-mah-mah,Gaga Ooh-la-la!, want your bad bromance.

  • The Mobster Matt

    I see nightmares when I sleep with Kate.

    • http://Bitches Father Howard

      run, Matthew, run!

  • George Bellamy

    GO TO BED NOW MATTHEW. YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR ONE DAY.

    • Marilyn Bellamy

      C’mere you, after the kid’s in bed, you and me are going to have some fun ;)

  • Santa 1′s ghost

    I fell on the floor because of a curtain and u no even notice?! naah it sucks

    • Casino Caster

      I’m here too, darling.

  • BWARGAGHRABWAGRHARBHAARGRRGH

    You know what I mean.

  • Cum

    I came out of Dom’s penis on a girls back while Matt was watching.

    • A Girl’s Back.

      IT WAS GLORIOUS

      • Matt

        Trust me, honey. From where I was standing it looked like a fucking starlight.

      • Cum

        I’m still on there

  • That story where Dom was a prince and Matt was a mermaid

    I am fucking weird.

    • Fangirl

      Oi! I liked it! Matthew’s blue tail, and then Dominic’s hair and OMG OMG OMG. They can’t even have sex! AND HE WAS A MERMAN!

  • Rammstein

    Moskau!!

  • George Bellamy

    I gave these bitches Matt Bellamy. Bitches love Matt Bellamy.

  • Random girl

    Oh gosh Dom Howard just came on my back. AAAAAAHH <3<3<3<3<3

  • Beyonce

    He liked it so he put a ring on it.

    • Gaia

      Sometimes a ring doesn’t do the trick.

      • Person

        Psychological bullshit

  • City of Delusion

    DESTWOY ME

    • Spineless

      DESTWOY MEH TOO

    • Walls

      BRAKE ME

      • History

        DELETE ME WITH ONE STWOKE

      • Silence

        AND ME

    • Democracy

      DESTROY ME ASWELL

      • Life

        SUCK ME

      • Superstar

        AND ME

  • Dolphins

    So long and thanks for all the pwoper fish.

  • Matt, Dom,

    sometimes we pretend we don’t read wicked

    dolcepiccante we love you

    • dolcepiccante

      I’ve just been typing up your diaries.

    • Fangirl

      OH. MOBSTER MATTHEW IS HOT. FUCK ME. FUCK ME. RAPE ME IN THE TAVERN TOILET. DO IT NOW. AND KILL ME WITH VIOLETTA AFTER.

      • Fangirl II

        Get in line bitch

  • Kelly

    Chris? What’s all this about having ‘Wolstenchildren’

    • Chris Wolstenholme

      let’s have sex first

  • The book 1984

    Yeah you know me, y’know you know me, yeah you know me, y’know.

  • Father Dom from Wicked

    Matthew how could you! I cooked for you and everything! I even shared my single bed with you!

    • A shark documentary

      Bitch, please. I’ve been Matt’s great love all along. Thanks for your couch and telly, though. They’ve been really helpful for the development of our relationship.

      • A gummi bear

        Are you out of your fucking mind? WE’RE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. He was probably just watching you because there was nothing else on.
        Gummi bears > stupid sharks.

      • The fan Matthew bought for Dominic’s bedroom

        Bed >> Couch

  • dolce piccante

    bitches love me

    • Wicked Reader

      HURRY UP AND UPDATE

    • Fangirls

      MUSESLASH. <33

    • The real Matthew fucking Bellamy

      Oi, quit being me. You’re not as sexy and not as talented as me.

    • wicked reader II

      Why are you here? move you lazy ass and write for us! go bitch!!

  • Kaoss Pad

    MATTHEW. YOUR TOUNGE. OH, IT MADE ME SCREAM HIGHTER THAN YOUR FINGERS. OH, PLEASE. DO IT AGAON. MAKE ME SCREAM YOUR SCREAMS!

  • Chris

    hey i’m sorry for impregnating everyone..
    anyway Barcelona won!

    • Kelly

      Awww, hunny, you need to stop doing that.
      Good news for Barcelona, bed news for fangirls.

      • fangirl

        it’s okay , it’s just our 3rd child :’) xD

  • Matt’s tooth

    bitchez you luv meh i know dat

  • A crazy kid

    HEY YOU !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Paul Bellamy

    I made Matthew play the Dallas theme tune. Bitches love the Dallas theme tune.

  • Fatty’s leg

    Have you seen me? I’m fucking fucked.

  • Crazy

    just got my tix!

  • Brie, the gay cheese

    LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY.

  • Dying Atheist

    IT SCARES THE HELL OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • God on job

    FUCK THIS SHIT, I JUST WANNA FALL ASLEEP

  • Hugh Manson

    It was me. I made all your glittery vampire guitars. I made all your double necks. I MADE YOU.

  • The way matt pronounces gonna

    I’m weird and hilarious.

  • Matt’s speech

    hehe bitchez u don’t understand me sumtimz

    • Intelligent fans

      Yes we do

  • 9th of June

    It’s national sex day – Matthew Bellamy’s birthday.

    • 5th of June

      It’s the 5th you idiot

      • Matthew

        I believe that it’s up to me, wanker.

  • Ava-Jo Wolstenholme

    Hey Uncle Matt, Introduce me to Justin and I will baby sit for you. Just don’t tell my dad!

    • Chris

      AVA-JO! COME HERE RIGHT NOW.

      • Ava-Jo Wolstenholme

        HOW ABOUT NO.

        I WANT TO SIT ON JUSTIN’S FACE.

  • MUSESLASH

    just come here….

  • Hysteria

    I WANT YOU NOW. AND I WANT YOU NOW!

    • PleaseMe

      give me your fuckn heart and your soul!!

  • Pedobear

    CAN EVERYBODY CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN. Once big ol’ Kate pops her cork I’ll nab BabyBells and you can all get your hands on the Matt Mister, most importantly, DOMMEH. Jesus Dom. Did you run out of leopard print panties or pin ups of Matt of something? You’re getting desperate.

    Sincerely, Mr. P Dobear.

  • Mirror that Matt broke

    Thank you Matt, me and Bucket Bellamy are living a happy life together. Shame about your parents though. Seven years bad luck, eh?

    • Matt

      Ouch, that one hurt.

      I’m glad I broke you now you spiteful shite of a mirror.

  • Random girl’s bum

    Who’s bum is this?

    • Matt

      whose.*

  • Eerie Whispers

    Pillow, GTFO!

  • Teddy from Uprising

    Hi there :D

  • Cole

    Someone kill me, I deserve to die.

  • Matt Bellamy

    I see you, dirty fangirl

  • Supermassive Black Hole

    i suck… superstars

  • George Bellamy

    FUQ U MATT UR BAND IS BETTER THAN MINE

  • Gandalf

    Kate, you shall not pass.

    • Balrog Kate

      bitch i will sweep you down into the darkness

  • Matt Bellamy

    WANKER!!!11

  • Nic Cester

    I SNOGGED DOM.

    • Amy idon’trememberalastname

      FUQ U I SNOGGED HIM TOO

  • Q Awards

    Dominic, how dare you associate me with the NME Awards! That dastardly magazine said Raymond Toro had love handles!

    • cupcake

      omg once fro man destroyaed me and it was awesome

  • Leopard Dom

    Oi Matt, I gotta use the computer *trollface*

  • Matt

    Fuck of you cunt.

    • Grammatically correct Matt

      That should be an off, not of.

      • Matt from 1999

        Duuuuuude, wan’ some ‘shroooooooms? Let’s swim in the jacuzzzzzzzzzzzzi naooo!

  • muse.mu

    fuq u citizenerased.com, Muse chose me!

    • muse-official.com

      whore

  • Darth Fader

    I’m your father

  • HAARP

    Kate, you think your films are good? My single film contains 100,000 people moshing and singing, a pair of neon green jeans, some Wolsten-impregnation and a close up view of the spots on Matt Bellamy’s face.
    YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

    • Hullabaloo

      Bitch, please – I contain Chris and Dom having sexy time in the shower!

      • Muse The Movie

        Em, sorry. I will be much better!

      • Dom’s sex tape.

        I THINK I WIN BITCHES.

      • Absolution dvd

        Bitch please, I contain fucking pwoper rock and roll

      • Matt

        Why wasn’t I invited Chris?! CUNT!

      • BellDom Sex Tape

        Need I say more?

    • Kate

      well my films contain mushy love scenes will a predictable ending and are the definition of chic flick, so yeah you beat me

  • The Edge

    I’m better than a UFO

    • Bono

      What? Have you been cheating on us while I was in the hospital?

      • The Edge

        Lol u mad.

  • Starlight

    I’m afraid of the supermassive black hole.

  • Dom’s skinny jeans

    Matt, you know we’re not gay, you like what you see stored behind our fabric

  • Matt Bellamy after the Big Day Out 01/22/10

    BITCHES CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I WAS ONLY PLAYIN’ MAH GUITAR AND WASN’T SINGIN’ CAN U BELIEVE IT? I WAS JUST LIKE FUCKIN’ ANGUS YOUNG MOTHEFUCKA

  • Dom’s Shirt

    I would make a lovely formal dining room wallpaper and upholstery combo.

  • Voldemort

    fuq u Matt, my nose is normal.

    • Harry Potter

      Imaginary, not to mention.

    • New Born

      Destroy the noseless

  • Candle

    Y U BURN ME AT BOTH ENDS?

    • Matt

      Because then I won’t be tempted to put you in my pocket

  • Muscle Museum

    We all know you never lost the pedal Matthew…

  • Pleasure Pill

    Kate, get the fuck off, you’re too heavy.

  • Mushrooms

    Matt, when am I going to be in your warm wet mouth again? I enjoyed those times…

    • Musers

      So do we…

  • Matt

    Calm down guys, we’re taking Megalomania off the setlist right now and putting Feeling Good back in. We all know you have a soft spot for it.

    • Chris

      YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

  • Matts Belly

    FEED ME PASTA!!!

  • Veins of history.

    Matt, I thought you liked riding me?

    • Dommeh

      that’s what i’m for ;D

      • 19 yr old

        Dom, I thought we were in love?

      • Dommeh

        Not if you don’t let me touch your bum

  • Dom’s ego

    Where’s my bus

    • Dom’s clothes

      Next to mine

  • The Pwoper Fish

    Aahhh Kate, he’ll let you go, just like he did to meee… :’(

  • Darla from Finding Nemo

    Pwoper Fish, y u no wake up?!?

  • Chris

    Kelly, get ready

    • Kelly

      Oh, I’m always ready

      • Chris Wolstenholme

        lock the bedroom door

  • Matt’s Pasta Belly

    guise, I’m growing like the new born.

    • Matt

      Oi, quit it. -.- I’m not fat.
      Chris just got me pregnant.

      • Dom

        b-but Matt? I thought we were in love?

      • Matt

        He never entered my cave, he just gave me the wolstenstare.
        My cave is only for you my love <3

      • Matt

        says you
        yeah i saw that pic of him sitting on you
        and dont forget the shower scene

  • Brendon Urie

    I’m 800% homosexual. Dom, join me

  • Ceiling Dom

    MATT I AM WATCHING YOU AND KATE! I NO WHAT SHES UPTO! COME BACK TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • The Pwoper Fish

    Aaahh Kate, he’ll let go of you. Just like he did to mee… :’(

  • Ryan Ross

    Brendon, I thought we were homosexual together?

    • Dallon Weekes

      fuq u Ryro, you left the band, me and Bden together forever! BRALLON <3

    • Brendon Urie

      We are darling, but Dom can join as well.

      • Ryan Ross

        Brendon, can Spencer join too? and maybe Jon… you know how Spencer gets lonely….

      • Brendon Urie

        Of course they can join too. The more the better. Well, this calls for a toast.

  • Zetas in the skies

    Matt never has time to go looking for us since he met Kate. We try everything; pretending to be world leaders, doing deals with the US goverment for technology and causing high rates of pregnancy. Oh wait, turns out that’s Chris. Never mind.

  • Matt’s moobs

    Starlight was written just for me.

    • Gaia

      b-but what about my real ones?

      • Matt

        I prefer moobs, especially Dom’s.

      • Dom

        no moobs here matt
        thats you

      • Matt

        oi!

  • Frank Iero

    guise, me and Gerard are engaged <3 <3 <3

    • Hater

      Dont give a shit

      • Gerard Way

        Don’t talk to my Frankie like that! He already gets enough pain from being vertically challenged! At least he’s not in the lower regions, if you know what I mean.

      • Johnny Christ

        Hey Frank, I’m short too.
        MIDGETS UNITED!

    • Dom Howard

      i must catch bride’s bouqet this time.. :(

  • Shrinking Universe

    Cant you see it’s over kate?

  • The Closet

    Y’all wanna come out of it, we know.

  • Brain

    come quick, I’m burning from a distance!

  • Mafooo

    Dom’s breaking through I’m loosing control

  • Thom Torke

    All the comments are the most stupid thing I have ever read

    • Mott Bolloney

      …Erp?

    • Matthew Bellamy

      sorry I CANT HERE YOU OVER THIS AWESOMENESS

    • Creep

      What the hell are you doing here??? You don’t belong here…

    • Karma Police

      ARREST THIS MAN

      • http://Bitches Idioteque

        TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN

      • Matt’s running shoes

        YESSSSS! TAKE ME RUNNING MATT! TAKE ME RUNNING! GET RID OF THE MOOBS!

      • Matt’s moobs

        NO FUQING WAI!!!! I hope the Karma Police grow your guilty conscience and make you cry secretly.

  • Matt’s Glitterati

    Something else is going to break if you don’t stop it now!! T^T

  • Chris

    Want more children? come with me, love

    • BOOM

      WOLSTENPREGNANT!

  • mee

    ohhhh god !! WTF ??
    I can not belive that such a slave could be PREGNANT !!!
    =O live suchs !!!!

  • Matt

    I snogged a cheap slapper!

  • Micro Cuts Matt

    AAAAIIVSEEEH NAAAH WUUUTHAHSG UUWAAH DONGHNGH TWU MEEEHHH

  • Matt Bellamy

    PA PA, PA PAPARAZZI meh luvs tis song

    • Gaga

      Let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna ride your pogo stick…

      • Matt

        i told you Dom i don’t like it when you dress up like a lady

    • Lady Dom Dom

      Hey Matt, why can’t we have some fun?

      • Gaga

        Let’s have a three some…
        I’m well educated…
        I’m secksyeducated.

  • Baby Bells

    shut da fuq up guise, you aint gangsta.

  • The Rev

    Hey, Johnny and Frank, I’m 6ft 2.

    • Johnny Christ

      I love you Jimmy. Come back home.

      • The Rev

        I love you too, Johnny, my brother, but sleep tight, I’m not afraid <3 I'm safe in the afterlife, waiting for you.

  • Alice Cullen

    guise I’m 4ft 10 can I join MIDGETS UNITED?

    • Johnny Christ

      No you motherfucker. Your last name is Cullen

      • Carlisle Cullen

        SEE? THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS AROUND HERE.

      • Zacky Vengeance

        oh Johnny, you so funny! Almost as hilarious as Syn! <3 oh Syn I love him so!

      • Johnny Christ

        It’s not my fault that you’re a bunch of fairies that pretends to be vampires…

      • Johnny Christ

        Yeah Zach, he really is. but he’s a bit of a slut, don’t you think? he has even been onto me….. but I liked it so whatevs!

  • Dom

    I’ve seen Matt’s KoC

    • Matt

      I love to knight your Cydonia.

      • Dom

        I love your Uprising

      • Matt

        I love your drumstick

      • Dom

        Play me, like you play your guitars

      • The Other Kate

        Draw me like one of your French girls

  • mee

    wake me up from this baddddddream !!

  • Bella Swan

    guise isn’t my last name so kyoote?

    • Edward

      No, fuq u bella.

      • Bella

        oh yes fuq me Edward! I’m so sexually frustrated!

  • Chris and Dom

    Hey, we’re playing Helsinki Jam in our bedroom, wanna test the acoustics?

    • Matt

      i love you guise!

    • Glasgow

      *iz pleased*

  • Matt

    i soak Kate when i bone

    • Kate

      your dick is small.

      • Dom

        No Kate, you just have a supermassive black hole

      • Kate

        Well so do you

  • Bert McCracken

    fuq u guise I don’t rape Gerard!

    • Quinn Allman

      We know, baby, we know.

  • Banana

    Matt I’m waiting for ya. You know where I am.

    • Matt

      Banana, not now! I’m already trying to please Kate AND the Pwoper Fish! Stop coming onto me already.

      • Dom

        what about me?

      • Banana

        I I’ll be a Cheese for you, Dom

  • The Doctor

    Matt, Baby Bells can use my cot.

    • River Song

      bby what about our child?

      • The Doctor

        I’m sorry River, but you’re not The Master

  • Hitler

    I’d like to drink some Orange Jews

    • Jew

      I’d rather Nazi that.

    • Matt

      I did Nazi that coming, did Jew?

  • Mafooo

    Kate is a crazy weird, crazy co-dependent psycho girlfriend” :D that loves you once then hats you and makes you just wanna come back for more ………..

    • Kate

      I resent that. Your chin beard is hideous.

      • Matt

        Who do you think you are

      • Kate

        Your pregnant whore- um… fiance, who happens to be richer and more talented than you. what kind of motherfucker names a band Muse? don’t you know that’s like, the Italian word for retards?

      • Retarded Italian TV Host

        THE MYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!

      • Our Drummer Matt

        LOOK MA! I CAN DRUM WITH NO HANDS!

      • Marilyn Bellamy

        Yes, and you can also break a mirror with them.

      • Pwoper Fish

        and catch me with them!

      • Spawkly Manson

        and stroke me with them like you stroke Dom’s cock

      • Dom’s cock

        I refuse to be compared to that whorish guitar

  • Soldiers Poem

    Why doesn’t anybody love me? Is there no justice in the world?

    • Dom

      There never was. Matt doesn’t want me.

      • Justice

        Oh come on! We are your friends, you’ll never be alone again.

  • Muser Bitch

    Bitches love Soldiers Poem.

  • Rory Williams

    Moffat hates me.

    • Moffat

      Die.

      • Amy Pond

        Don’t tell my brave centurion to die! He waited 2,000 years for me.

    • M Shadows

      God hates us.

      • M’s horsecock

        GOD SAVE US ALL

  • Maffoo

    I can’t pwonounce my R’s.

    • Matt

      Weally?

  • Fat Cats

    WHY MATT? WHY IS TIME WE HAVE A HEART ATTACK? ¬_¬

    • Dom

      fuq u Matt loves me

  • Dom’s zipper

    No one think about me. What about me, bunch of selfish people ? Who’s gonna unzip me once she’ll have him ruined ? She’s already getting him fat !

    • Kelly W

      Don’t worry Dommy, Gaia and I have a plan to dispose of the foul creature, you and Matt can be happy <3

      • Dom’s zipper

        She’s been so mean with me. I can’t leave without Matteh’s hands on me, going up, and down, and up and…AAAAHHHH life is so cruel !!

    • Matt’s zipper

      Fuck you I’m in a song and you’re not

      • Space Dementia

        Matt’s zipper and I, we’re well acquainted, you jealous?

      • Dom’s zipper

        you are in a song that is not even played lately !! He does not give a fuck about you, all he wants is ME DEAL WITH IT !!!

      • Matt’s zipper

        Just going by location of the zipper, I think I’m ahead here.

      • Drum

        BA DUM TISS

  • Black Veil Brides fans

    OHMYGAWD ANDY SIXX AND JINXX <3
    ANDY IS SO NOT COPYING NIKKI SIXX OH NO HE'S TOO KYOOT.

  • Synyster Gates

    fuq u all Zacky Vengeance loves me
    and he’s better looking than Frank Lero or Jero or whatever
    ZACKY 4 LYFE <3

    • Frank

      Dude, me and Mr. Vengeance are brothers. Didn’t you know?

      • Zacky Vengeance

        Frank and I, we’re both gorgeous!
        oh Syn, I love you bby, defending my honour!
        Jimmy would be proud <3

    • M’s horsecock

      hey brian, remember me?

      • Synyster Gates

        ssh, horsecock, Zacky needn’t know about our little…. adventure.

      • M’s butt

        hey brian, do you remember me then?

  • Kelly W

    I’m better looking than Kate Hudson.

    • Chris W

      more sassy than Gerard Way.

      • Butthurt MCRmy

        HEY!!!11!! WE AREN’T 3MO! emo is imaginary, unicorns are reeaall! hehehehe Moikey would approve!!11!!

        anyway Gerard is S A S S I E R than you all.

  • Andy Six

    We scream
    We shout
    We are the power rangers.

  • Love

    Are you talking about me?

    • Matt

      …maybe..

    • Matt

      Maybe

      • Dom

        N’awwwwww

  • Crying Shame

    Hey baby, you ever kissed gods against all the odds?

    • Mikey Way

      Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

  • MCRmy

    UNIC0RNS!!!111!!!

    • Dom

      LEOPARDS!

  • Mikey Way

    fuq u guise i hate unicorns

  • Matt’s socks

    It stinks, help

  • Random person

    I’m a banana.

    • Banana

      No, you’re Random Person

      • Banana

        Hey Banana I’m BANANA you stole my name!!!

  • Matt’s dignity

    Hello, I am lost, if you found me, call Dommeh or Chris. I am alone in the dark and I am afraid I might die soon if no one rescue me from the shark. She forced me to hold her handbag !!!

  • Guiding Light

    help me! I’m lost, crushed, cold and confused

    • Matt’s dignity

      Want to come with me ? Together we’ll be invincible

      • Neutron Star

        Love isn’t really forever, you know?

  • Dr Death Defying

    Look Alive, Sunshine.
    109 in the sky but the pigs won’t quit.

    • Show Pony

      fuq u dr d i am show pony

      • Dr Death Defying

        bitch stfu i’m fabulous

  • Dominic Howard

    I like groupies

    • groupie

      fuq me

      • 19 year old Russian girl

        Lolz

  • The Carrot

    Maffoo, you love me, right?

    • Matthew B

      why should I

      • The Carrot

        bby let me luv u down

  • Keytar

    I feel so used. I thought I was rid of that Glitterati whore, but NOOOOooo, that bitch is coming back. And as far as Matt having as much cash as Kate, that’s not true. He spent all his money on the spaceship.

    • Glitterati

      oh please, nobody loves you.
      you feature in the worst Muse song ever written.
      I feature in Stockholm Syndrome, jealous?

      • Matt’s dignity

        Glitterati you are my one true love. Your death was terrible to me. That Keytar was a mistake, I hope you’ll forgive me. I love you. we are soulmates.

      • Keytar

        But…but… what about all the sensual hip flexing? All that dirty dancing had to mean something. You better watch out for that amp whore. Then you’ll see how it feels to be cast aside. Will he remember you? No.

      • Matt’s dignity

        Keytar, you are barely an infatuation. A mistake. Santa is my soul inside a guitar. You…You are just about sex.

      • Keytar

        Well, there’s something Kate and I have in common then.

      • Matt’s dignity

        you’re more fun to touch. And I don’t need to take out half a pound of make up before.

      • Matt’s dignity

        Oh and I don’t need to use condoms with you. I’ve learnt about using condoms lately. Too late.

      • Babybel

        Yeah, way too late, lucky for me.

  • Dom

    Matt should’ve just been happy with German porn. I tried to tell him.

    • Glitterati

      lol

    • Matt

      You said you wanted us to ~make a German porn. That’s different.

      • Dom

        Well, there’s still time. Think Kate would be up for some fun?

  • The veins of history

    RIDE US MATT

    • Glitterati

      Matt rides me on a hot summers day.

      • 1964 Thunderbird, blue

        He rides me faster

      • Amp

        Matt likes to bang me when he’s away from the “actress.” I’ve been rather lonely and frustrated lately.

    • That spoon

      So have I

  • Bob Bryar

    help meh
    i am in Ray’s fro.

    • Ray’s fro

      And you fucking love it.

      • Bob Bryar

        I love the way your curls bounce just like when you’re riding me.

      • Frank

        Ray seriously, get him out. He was my first kiss… I’ll never forget you Bob my darling.

  • Nina Simone

    Fuck you Muse, that was my song, then you took it and everyone forgot about my version. I had a time to shine, and you took it from me and made it better.
    Fuck you.

    • The Animals

      Hey Nina

      • Leslie and Antony

        Hey Nina

      • The Smiths

        How’s it going guys?

      • Nina Simone

        We have to UNITE and BRING OUR SONGS BACK.
        Organise an Uprising, so to speak.

      • The Animals

        If you word it like that I don’t think it’s gonna work

      • Nina Simone

        So, phrase it differently then. I dunno, I sing like a man, leave me alone.

    • Feeling Good

      I guess you’re not feeling good anymore then? Try another song. Kate sat on my megaphone, so I’m probably history anyway. Musers rejoice!

  • A concerned bystander

    Kate, just let Matt and Dom be together already. They’re meant for each other. Here’s Matt’s memoirs as proof:
    http://glitterati.livejournal.com/66006.html

    • Renee

      OMG WHAT

      • A concerned bystander

        …..I’m so sorry, Renee. He was just so…..blonde. Unf.

      • Madeline Cooper

        I knowww

    • Banana

      Perv. lol

  • Bob Bryar

    gtfrde53swerftyuhjiok

  • Brian Molko

    I am prettier than Kate.

    And Muse sucks

    • Stefan Olsdal

      too right baby!
      you keep rocking those dresses <3

      • Steve Hewitt

        don’t you… forget about me!

    • Matt

      You’re just jealous you didn’t win NME Hottest Male again! Ha ha!

      • Matt’s modesty

        Fuck you you’re too short to be sexy

      • Matt

        I was just being modest when I said that. I know I’m a fox. The ladies love my moobs.

      • The ladies

        +1

  • Shania Twain

    I WANT YOUR NAME GUISE
    IT’S SO PRETTY AND I WANT YOU TO BE MA BACKIN BAND COZ THEN MORE PEOPLES WILL COME AND SEE MA SHOW

    • Celine Dion

      FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
      MUSE WERE MY BACKING BAND.

      • Matt

        WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

    • Nescafé

      I’ll just use you anyway lol

      • Oxfam

        I get all the money from this, bitches.
        in the words of MCR, famous last words.

  • Jessica

    Dear Dommeh, please come back home, little Hendrix misses you… xoxo

    • Dominic Howard

      Do you have any idea of how many groupies named Jessica I’ve slept with??? If you still have your Groupie Number I can check you in my personal archive… x

      • Jessica

        Um, no I’m the Jessica that was your girlfriend? We dated for a couple of years? Can you come get this damn dog. He’s getting old and incontinent.

      • Dominic Howard

        Sorry, I think you’re still a bit confused… I’ve never had a “girlfriend”, only groupies… Some lasted hours, some lasted days, some lasted years… x

  • Gerard Way

    I’m a whore
    All my band members fuck me
    even my brother, Michael, though he insists we call him Mikey.
    I’m allowed to call him Michael when we’re fucking though, he feels controlled.

  • Matt’s IPhone

    I’m the witness of all sexual activities between Matt and Dom ! So, Fuck you Kate !

  • Bob Bryar

    Frank Iero and I are in love.
    just like Zachary Baker and Brian Haner, Jr.

    • Frank

      That’s right honey.
      But I love Gerard too.
      How could we make this work?!
      Those two, oh darling, that’s real love!

  • Papa Gates

    I created Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. Bitches love Brian Elwin Haner, Jr.

    • Synyster Gates

      I love you papa!

  • Katy Perry

    I kissed Tom Kirk and I liked it

    • Tom Kirk

      I will continue to wear that cherry chop stick then

      • Russell Brand

        who
        the
        f***
        is
        this
        Tom
        Kirk
        now
        ?
        *need to find some girl to shag*

  • HAARP Unintended

    I’m a blast from the past.

  • HAARP SMBH

    I’m for people that like a little R&B.

  • Manson MB-1

    Playing with me is horny. Playing with Kate is boring !

    • Kate’s kaoss pad

      Lol u mad

  • all those ‘shrooms

    CHAMPAGNE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!

    • Plug In Baby

      FINALLY I AM HERE

  • Matt’s moobs

    Kate! More pasta, pronto! Then make me a sandwich, bitch.

    • Kate

      Get your own damn food, and while you’re at it, hit the gym, pasta tits. I’m not sharing my bras with you.

      • mattshemp

        you have bras?

      • Kate

        Well, did have to get some once I became “altered.”

    • Gaia P

      I can make you pasta Matteo… <3

      • Matt

        Never should’ve let you go, babe. You look hot in an apron.

      • Gaia P

        But you did… And I just wanted to hold you in my arms…
        Buon appetito

      • Matt

        *burp* Pass the tacos.

  • We Love You Maffoo

    Wild and bereft, assassin is booorrrrnnnN!!!

  • Dom Howard

    :’( why must he torture me like this??

    • Serena

      no worries babe, you still have meeee :D

  • Banana

    I’m off gonna watch some Takeabow19 vids on YT
    Matt I’m still waiting……………for you to touch me and undress me… You ungood Matt

  • Snowflake in an ocean

    Well this sucks

    • We’re not droplets in the ocean

      oooooooooooocean

      • Serj Tankian

        Wtf

      • Daron Malakian

        Fuck this and fuck you

  • mattshemp

    I’ll make you all hungry for onions

    • We’re not chocolates in the ocean

      oooocean

  • Neutron Star Collision

    Look out!

    • Dominic Howard

      Here comes Spider Doooom

  • Matt

    Give me all the jizz and juice in your man

  • Mrs. Howard

    Dominic, sweetheart, why do you continually follow Matt? It’s kind of well…strange. By the way where’d your necklace come from; you wear it often now? Please visit more.

    Love,

    Mum

    • Dom

      Um…Hi mum. Erm… the necklace is from Matt from my birthday. I remember when me and Matt first met, It was in that patch of grass in the den. Matt and I talked about how we’d play Reading and making it big. I know Matt couldn’t play guitar but I taught him anyway. We don’t really play acoustic gigs because Matt doesn’t like it, y’know? Matt was smoking with Slash at the NMEs last year. It was so weird coz Matt doesn’t smoke…OH—Shit Matt’s here—gotta go! Bye!

      • Mrs. Howard

        Mind your language, Dom darling…

      • Matt

        It’s about time you came out, Dom. I was waiting for like 5 mins. Can’t wait till later after the movie. ;););)

      • Dom

        Sorry Mum was raggin. She wants to know why I’m always with you. CLOSE one. Can’t wait till later either ;)

      • Mrs. Howard

        Dominic James Howard! What is the meaning of this later business?! Why are you so secretive lately? I’m just concerned about it you are so obsessive over him!

      • Dom

        OH mum we’re just having…fun. lol Me? Obsessive over Matt. ME? No it’s not like I talk about Matt a lot. Or even bring him up in interviews. And I DEFINITELY do not stare at him all the time.

      • Matt

        DOOOMMMM! Please hurry and bring the whipped cream in the bedroom!

      • Mrs. Howard

        What’s this whipped cream business?! Dominic? What’s going on? Are you a homosexual?

      • Dom

        Mum…I think there’s something you should know.

      • Kirky

        HE’S IN LOVE WITH MATT!

      • Mrs. Howard

        OH MY GOD! I had no idea! Kate, honey you need to back off. My son loves Matt. He doesn’t appreciate you being in the way!

  • Fillip

    It’s happening soon!!! It’s happening soooooon!!!

  • Emotional Beefcakes

    Matt’s not into us. :(

    • Dom

      That’s because I’m not a beefcake. ;)

  • Jack’s Doorbell

    When you gonna ring it?

  • Bells

    I’ma name mah baby Jimmy Moses Kane Howard-Bellamy or Dominique Howard-Bellamy.

  • Randall

    EEEwww! It eats SNAKES!

  • Matt

    I witnessed an execution.
    AAAAAAARRGHGHHGHGHGH AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AARGHHHH

    • Dom

      It was Kate’s

      :D

      NOW WE CAN BEEE TOGETHER!!!!!

  • Maffoo

    MY LOVE IS FOR CHEDDAR!
    AND WE’LL EAT, WE’LL EAT TOGETHER!
    BRIE; I SAY NEVER!!
    BECAUSE MY LOVE IS FOR CHEDDAR!!!

    • Chris

      Geez, what about Edam?

      • mattshemp

        you guys have the munchies

  • Randall

    *pees*

  • Dom’s neck

    I AM PORN BITCHES

    • Dom’s nose

      Together we’re invincible ;)

  • Gaia

    LOL.
    glad i got out of that one.

    • Matthew

      I can’t get it right since I lost you…

      • Gaia

        you should have thought about that before you started whoring around in las vegas. you fucking meerkat.

        i gave you the best years of my life and you go off and talk to some skank i let you in the back door you twat!

      • Matthew

        Wow. Harsh Gaia.

        And I was talking about my butt plug….

        U MAD?

  • George Bellamy

    You’re welcome, universe.

    • Marilyn Bellamy

      fuq u George, I did most of the work.

  • Dom’s faff bag

    Hey Matt, Dom loves me more then you.

    • http://Bitches Matt

      no way, beeatch
      fuck off, you cunt!

  • Fillip

    to me this is strange

    • crazy muser

      but it’s not gonna change for anybody! not even you, you stupid French alien

  • matt

    hey Chris and Dom let’s go to the Muse mansion and party like a rock star!

    • goldie hawn

      I knew it was real! Kate come quick!

      • Muse Mansion

        YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME!!!

  • jilly

    okay

  • Queen

    FLASH.AAAAAAAAH

  • A Kate Fan

    Ahh just kidding…

  • Audrey howard

    My daddy and Matt are da bestest ever!

  • BELLDOM

    I DO EXIST!

    • Kate

      Sure you do, honey.

      • BELLDOM

        FUCK OFF, BITCH. I WAS HERE FIRST.

  • Papa Gates

    Saturday

    • Transvestite hooker

      *knock knock*

  • Marilyn Bellamy

    fuq u all Matt and his mirror broke up George and I…
    George….

  • The Teddy Bear on your Sove

    How any times in the past few days have you asked why I am sitting on your beloved stove? When will I be places back into Ryder’s room? The truth is, I keep coming back to watch you eat, stuff yourself with feasts as you glance at me, Matt, now and again between bites in confusion. Your eyebrows are very expressive.

    Matthew.. I confess, I am actually Dom. I can turn into stuffed animals whenever I please. Now you know why I insisted on the Uprising video’s theme of Teddy Bears.

    I watch you feast a lot these days. You have been eating more.. are you stressed? I think I will keep sitting on your stove. Stove Teddy. Stove Dom. ~mattbellz4everpeaceyo#blingbling$$$money~

    • Dominic James Howard

      and i always enjoyed our middle names being the same. and i always enjoyed having the same birthday as your beloved Tom Waits. Well I am waiting too.
      -Stove Bear Dom.

  • Matts banana

    I still love you Matty, fancy a 3way with me & Dom? Squelchy!

  • Spencer Smith

    Jon, I miss you. Leave The Young Veins and rejoin Panic! with Ryro. We can be together with Dallon, Ian and Brendon.

  • Brian Molko

    Put your hands in the air and wave them like you give a FUCK! “NO KATE NOT YOU!” Some people should stick to Rom Coms YOU KNOW?

    • Stefan Olsdal

      come on, baby, let’s go take a nice hot bath.

  • Alex Gaskarth

    I feel like dancin’

  • Matt

    fuq u all i’m fabulous

  • Girl of the Hysteria video

    I hate you, Kate! You are a fucking BITCH! Oh wait…..

    • Guy of the Hysteria video

      Hey where are you?!?!?!?!? Aaaarrrrrghhhh bitch!!!!! I’ll kill you!!!!

      • TV the guy breaks

        Guy, why don’t you love me? Am I not pretty enough, smart, whoreish?

  • Cleaning Lady

    Oh shit…

    • Guy from Hysteria video

      STAY THE FUCK OUT, BITCH!

      • Dominic Strauss Khan

        Hey there…

  • Doms Faff Bag

    Hey.. What about meh?

    • http://Bitches Dommeh

      I love you, sweetie

  • The Closet

    GTFO, Dom

    • Dom

      Not until I find the right trousers

  • TIME

    Oh c’mon, seems like I’m running out. ಠ_ಠ

    • Bono

      THE SAINTS ARE COMING!!

      • Edge

        I’d like to join Muse, they’d let me do the main vocals..

      • Edge

        Maybe I can take the leading role as song writer now that Matt is busy taking care of his beautiful pregnant girlfriend

  • ZALGO

    H̙̰͙̙̠̰̪̍͑̅͊ͦ̈́ͪ͟E̸̬̥̺̦ͯͩ̄̀̏’̡̰̙̽͛ͥ͋͑̈́͊͡Ş̻̺̬ͬ̔͡ ̴̡͚͔̰̖̿́C̭͍̥̩͕̣̰̈̾̅ͦͩͅO͚͕̖̟̫̓̌ͫ̾̓̀Ḿ̳̦͙̿̈́̎̑ͯỊ̮̦̼͉͚̒͆N͕͚͔̓ͯ̓͌ͮͦ̚̕͠ͅG̛͔̲̳̫̺͓̰͋̎ͤ͂̆ͨͮ̒͑́͘

    • http://Bitches Drunk Matt

      THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE SKY!!

  • Undisclosed Desires

    Matt, don’t you think it is about time to DISCLOSE me?
    Dom is getting impatient!

  • Dommeh’s leopard print thong

    Maffoooooo you know you want to take me off with your mouth!! don’t wait!! I am waiting for you!! right Dommie?

  • Evil teddy bear

    We will force you! We won’t stop degrading you! We will do control you! You won’t be victowious!! SO C’MON!!!

  • Muser

    WE ARE FUCKING PWOPER!!!!!!!

  • Matt’s moobs

    MATT Y ARE U RUNNING?
    WE’RE FADING AWAY

  • Papawazzi

    I’m your biggest fan I’ll follow you untill you love me

    • Matt

      *takes a photo*

  • SpiderDom in Cydonia

    I think they want to kill meh :S

    • Peter Parker

      GIVE ME MY SUIT BACK, YOU WHORE!

      • SpiderDom

        Don’t you remember?!?Me and Maffooo we’re at the party then we ate some magis shrooms and got in bed and you gave the costume to me ya’ bitch!!

  • Rock’ n roll

    MATT SAİD IM FUCKİN PWOPAH!!!!11

    • Pwopa fish

      Shut up, I’m the best!

      • http://Bitches weally

        weally?

  • Jacuzzi

    GET THESE THREE NAKED MEN OUT OF ME!

    • Matt

      Sorry I can’t hear you, I’ve gone deaf in one ear…

    • Mushrooms in the back garden

      Trollface.jpg

  • Impwediment

    She’d better change it to pwe-nuptial or he won’t be able to pronounce it let alone sign it!
    Needs to be a 3 way one anyway……..MR Howard, we’re looking at you!

  • Execution Commentary

    Bitch please, other songs what about me? Everyone forgets about me. I’m like Dom’s #15930 love child, always the slutty bridesmaid never the bride.

  • CTWolstenholme

    Who want’s to play football today? I need players.

    • 25000 fangirls

      What’s your favourite ice-cream flavour?

    • Twitter fangirl who post the same tweet 2000 times

      ZOMG!!!1!1!one!!11! Chris say hiiiiiii to meeeee!!

  • Wembley Stadium

    YOU SOLD ME OUT! HOW COULD YOU?! THEN YOU VIOLATED ME. RAPED ME WITH YOUR GREATNESS. NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AGAIN.

    • Matt

      I know you like it… should we do it again??

  • Girl from Sunburn video

    oh no, not this fucker, not again *covering ears*

  • All the Peace and Joy In Your Mind

    bitches you want me

  • Eagle from Stockholm Syndrome

    I FLY OVER THE CAMERA

  • Girl from Sunburn video

    seriously, somebody please get this fucker out of my mirror!!!

  • Chris

    Calm down mate. Wanna play football?

    • Zelda

      Traitor.

      • Chris

        Oi, easy mate.

      • N64

        What about me, Chris? Remember the old days?

  • Matthew

    Em, I believe our fans are the most crazy and weird forms of life on this earth. Well, looking at THAT I don’t see why I can be wrong.

    • Fans

      There are only 10 of us!! We love you Muse! *votes for Muse again*

      • Matthew

        I knew it!

      • Crazy Fangirl

        Yeah!!!!
        I’m voting 18346237456981345 times so you can be:
        Sexiest Male
        Best Live Band
        Best British Band Ever
        Best Singer of all time
        Best Album
        Best Song

        Muse for Presidents!!!

      • Person

        Don’t forget Best Cook

      • Noel Fielding

        Matt Bellamy for hottest male? I don’t get it, he looks like a hedgehog!

      • Sonic The Hedgehog

        No you moron he looks like Echidna

      • Echidna

        NO YOU IDIOT HE LOOKS LIKE TAILS

      • Tails

        oh please… he’s only got one. He’s more like Cream….

      • Cream

        I’m a girl, you idiot.

        But I love it when his tail looks like me.

  • Facts

    I can’t find you, there are too many religions and mind virus’ in the way…

    • Number 1

      Just look out for me

      • Uno

        Wait what

  • Doctor Hoover

    I’m going to make more money than I thought…

    • .mu and muselive and musecollectors and musebootlegs

      fuck you.

      • fans

        FUCK YOU.

  • Globe on a keyring

    He swallowed me first.

    • Becky Pale

      I swallowed him first

      • Globe on a keyring

        DOM swallowed him first.

      • Dom

        He swallowed me first

  • Origin of Symmetry

    I am going to be played in full (I hope!) at Reading! Beat that other Muse albums! I am special OH SO SPECIAL! HAHAHA

    • Glastonbury

      Fuck you Reading! You’ll never be as edgy as me!

      • Origin of Symmetry

        You are just a FESTIVAL I am ORANGE IN A CEMETERY! The album with the washing lines!

      • Fork

        Washing lines?

      • Telephone Poles

        washing lines?

      • Fork

        Telephone poles?

    • Leeds

      AND ME TOO BITCH!

  • Queen of the superficial

    *still won’t tell the truth*

    • Twilight fan

      I know that song! I’m a hardcore Muse fan.

      • Drunk Matt

        Fuck off you cunt! Yeah you, fuck you.

      • Dom

        He’s drunk.

      • I Belong To You (New Moon Remix)

        What about me? Don’t I deserve a mention?

      • Wiepon

        Zamatendwesse

      • French Bellamy

        No. Piss off.

      • German Bellamy

        Get out of my kitchen

  • Mark Beaumont

    *takes notes*

    • Mark Beaumont Fangirl #1

      I love you

  • twiggystalker

    twiggydance is hot.
    I want bad.

    • Donna

      come and get me baby..

      • twiggystalker

        Anyday hun, You wouldn’t walk straight for a month.

  • Rage

    You’re watching me.

    • Matt, Dom, Chris

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA

  • Hoodoo

    Why? Why is this a crisis in your eyes again?

  • David Bowie

    bow wow

    • Dom

      He means Bowie.

  • The Opportunity to be a Better Man

    i had been missed ;(

    • Eternally Missed

      I couldn’t resist

    • Resistance

      It’s time to run

      • http://Bitches A Knight

        no one’s gonna take me alive

    • Razorblades

      Fuck my plans!

  • Dom’s silver converse

    Matt, come with meh. I sparkle.

    • Dom’s yellow skinny jeans

      I can’t come off, I’m too tight :(

      • Matt

        Gay.

      • Dom

        Easy

  • Simon Cowell

    Look Matt, you’re taking the piss now, just give me a call, yeah? You promised if we got rid of Cheryl and got in that little blond bird you like in the leopard print that you’d do the show. Just call me, yeah? Ciao, baby.

  • Dom Howard

    do you wanna an orange?

  • It firm

    Like me

    • Muser who just wants to join in the fun

      *Matthew Bellamy and 12 others like this*

  • The girlfriend Dom doesn’t have

    I don’t even exist.

  • Dom’s Russian fiance

    I don’t exist either.

  • Dom’s Russian-British-American girlfriend

    ^Me either.

    • Dom’s boyfriend

      lolz u mad

      • Someone somewhere caught in time

        YOU Bells?

      • Dom’s boyfriend

        Shh not here

  • Apple Store

    Matt, you are our best customer. Keep your money coming!
    iKisses & iHugs

    • Matt

      I love my iPhone. *takes another blurry photo*

      • Paparazzi

        No! That’s not how it works! *hides*

      • Apple Store

        Yeah… come here where the phones are nicer… nicer… nicer… *it’s a traop*… shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just come…

      • Apple Store

        COME IN MY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVEEE

  • Sarah/Sara/Sarra-whatever the sound engineer

    Nope don’t exist either. I’m fabricated too!

  • Dom’s boyfriend

    I do exist. Hi!

    • Fangirl

      *squeals with delight for some reason*

    • Slash fanfiction

      Oh you know the reason

  • New Muse Album

    i’ll be full of chords

    • Dom

      I like it

    • Dom and Chris

      not if we have a say in it

  • Banana

    Matt Just Put your mouth back on me, forget Kate Hudson!

    • Kate Hudson

      Bite me

      • Banana

        Fuck Shit Kate Matt has done stuff with me HE WILL NEVER FORGET!

      • Spoon

        I thought we had somthing speacial Matt…*commits suicide*

  • Vibraphone

    Fuck off megaphone I’m here to stay

    • Megaphone

      *screams your name*

  • Fury

    Breathe in deep… and cleanse away our sins…

    • Fury

      We’ll pray… that there’s no God.. to punish us… and make a fuss.

      • Fury’s solo

        Oh oh it’s my turn!

      • Fury

        I should be played live more often…

      • Royal Albert Hall 2008

        I’m proof of that

  • Guy from Nickelback

    Hey guys, why don’t you like us?

    • Rockstar

      Cause you won’t eat

  • UFO’s dancer

    Heeeeey. Help. I cannot get off. It’s high and it’s cold up here.

    • Gerard Way

      you can’t stop now. dancers never stop. believe me.

    • Blackout

      Don’t Fool Yourself, and Don’t Kid yourself This Song’s too good to last

  • San Siro

    Shut up Wembley! I had the best Starlight ever!

    • St. Petersburg Arena

      They played Megalomania for the first time there!

      • Royal Albert Hall

        HAHAHAHAH! No.

      • Royal Albert Hall’s Organ

        Matt touched me first… Ummmm so delicious.

    • 2001

      Hahahahahahaha! No.

  • Big Day Out

    HELLO ADELAIDE!

    • Maffoo

      We are in fucking Perth you dick.

      • Dommeh

        Don’t be mad, Matteh. :(

      • Drunk Maffoo

        FUCK OFF YOU CUNT… YEAH YOU, FUCK YOU

    • Big Day Out

      WE’RE IN FUCKING PERTH YOU DICK

  • Pwopa Fish

    Fuck you all. I iz that pwopa fish Matt caught. I’m still alive *splash splash*

  • Matt’s weird tooth

    I’M COOL.
    Bitches love me.

    • Matt

      I gave that Bitch a weird ass tooth. Bitches love weird ass Teeth

      • George Bellamy

        You didn’t give it to them. Genetics did and it means that I did.

  • Matt at Wembley 11th September

    I played those bitches Ruled by Secrecy.
    Bitches love Ruled by Secrecy.

    • Matt at Russia and Ukraine 2011

      I played those bitches Megalomania. Bitches love Megalomania.

      • Matt at Vicente Calderón Stadium

        I played those bitches Neutron Star Collision. Bitches hated me so I stopped and I didn’t play the end of the song.

    • RBC Raleigh 2010

      My bitches loved it, too.

      • Matt at Glasto ’10

        I played a song with The Edge.
        Bitches love The Edge.

  • Muse_MattB

    Whos idea is this?

    *whose

  • Muse_MattB

    Dom is feeling left out. This is gay.

    • http://Bitches muse

      @Muse_MattB say what?

  • Red Maffo’s hair

    Who wants me back?

    • Matt’s Blonde Hair

      No one
      everyone one knows i’m the sexy one so go fall down some endless hole into space

      • Matt’s Blue Hair

        NOPE. I’m cooler than all of you together.

      • 14 year old muser

        I second that, Matt’s Blue Hair. It harkens back to your alien-psycho-siren-lizard heritage!

      • Matt’s Blue Hair

        Actually no I’m just incredibly sexy

    • Matt’s Hullabaloo hair

      Bitch please

  • young Maffo

    ON THE DOM, ON THE FUCKING DOM

  • Hullabaloo Extras

    You all love me. Don’t lie. I give you boners.

    • Shower Scene

      especially i do

  • Smoking

    Chris started to do me again. shame on him.

  • GLaDOS

    Here. Have some cake.

    • Ratman

      THE CAKE IS A LIE

      • Chel

        fuq u I want lava cake

  • young Maffo

    on the bass Chris Wulstenhaazdfhdfdhgvm!!

  • Kelly Wolstenholme

    Fuck this shit, I’m off to have sex.

    • Random Muser

      use condoms this time. please. i’m begging you.

      • Alfie Wolstenholme

        i am too

        NO MORE BABIES PLEEEEAAASEEEEEE

      • Megalomania

        bbbbut….. I said she couldn’t have babies! WHAT DID YOU DO???

    • Buster

      Take care of me bitch. I’m hungry.

      • Chris Wolstenholme

        sleep buster

    • Ava Jo

      MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY DAD DOESN’T WANT TO GO WITH ME TO ANOTHER JUSTIN BIEBER’S CONCERT

      • Ava Jo

        don’t have sex with him. he is evil

    • Alfie Wolstenholme

      MUMMY WHAT IS SEX?

      WHAT DOES FUCK MEAN?

      WHAT’S SHIT?

  • Matt’s socks

    I should be changed more frequently…

    • Matt’s ‘Bei uns zu Gast’ T-shirt

      I know the feeling.

    • Nature_1

      Lol, nope.
      Phone, where are you?

      • Phone

        I iz here.

    • Matt’s phone

      I should be changed more frequently…

  • Young Matt

    Oh yeah… Wearing just socks and a phone ♫

    • random muser

      how often do you wear just socks and a phone?

      • Matt’s twitter account

        Most mornings.

      • Dom H

        It’s true

  • http://poo.com globe keyring

    er Matt.. I was the first thing you ever swallowed, don’t pretend it didn’t mean to you what it meant to me

    • Globe on a keyring

      Too late, biatch. #632.

  • Gerard Way

    MATT WHAT THE FUCK?
    HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH MATT?
    I thought I was special ;~;
    now even Frank doesn’t want me

    • Matt

      GEE BBY I’M SORRY. FORGIVE ME, I’M JUST LOVE DA SEX. AND DAAAAYMN, YOUR SEX. (obviously not as good as darling Dommeh’s but it’s up there with the best bby )

      OH AND YOU AND FRANK NEED TO COME ROUND TO MINE. ME AND DOMMEH HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING PLANNED. ;)

    • Jake Shears

      Matt is a super nice and talanted guy, photo proof:
      http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/805/a2b51447d19e.jpg/

  • Basement Matt

    Kate I can see your panties

  • Koala from Muse twitpic

    Chris hold me in his arms. Now I’m pregnant.

  • Matt in the shower

    *sings* i’m just a hooooley fooooool oh baby it’s so cruuueeel but i’m still in love with Howaaard babeyyyyy woaah woaah woaaaaah woah wooooaah

  • Hugh Manson

    He plays with my shafts all the time..

    • Red Glitter Manson

      Please Hugh. SAVE ME. It hurts, I’m broke :(

  • Muse fanbase

    I am the best fanbase in the world

    • Pwoud fan

      We are the best fandom.

      • Dom

        Domnomnom

      • PWOPER FANS

        We are the best fanbase. Diverse, too.

    • MCRmy

      *disagrees*

      • Musers

        Don’t even go there MCRmy

    • Echelon

      This is war!

      • Guyin300movie

        This is sparta!

      • Musers

        This is DA MYOOOOOZE!

      • Our Drummer Matt

        I CAN PLAY THE DRUMS WITH NO HANDS!

  • Matt

    Just you wait. We’ll take you to a higher level.

    • Muscle Museum

      Can you see that I am needing?

      • Toilet

        Can you see that I am peeing?

  • Tardis

    Let`s listen to SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE, bitches.

    • Twitlight fan

      ZOMG YES!!1!!one!! BEST SONG EVAH~~~~

      • 3 million other people

        Kick ass song, but overrated too.

    • DR WHO

      That`s right I love some muse!

  • Alfie Wolstenholme

    I WAS THE FIRST CHILD IN THIS FUCKING FANDOM I AIN’T TAKING CARE OF NO MORE BABIES AND DAD YOU’RE GETTING A VASECTOMY AND YOU AND MUM ARE SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDROOMS FROM NOW ON, OKAY?

    • Kelly Wolstenholme

      it’s not our fault i had you when i was 20

  • Alot of things

    Matt says me.

    • Himself

      Well he plays me.

      • Every toilet

        Well he’s played IN me.

      • Mott Bollomy

        That’s because @RunningRound’s Bedroom Acoustics weren’t as good.

  • 1984

    Y’know about me?

  • You

    MATT BELLAMY WANTS TO HOLD ME IN HIS ARMS.

  • Someone with a bit of sense.

    WTF is wrong with you lot, seriously. Okay so it was funny at first but, seriously, 683 comments later don’t you think you’ve take this a bit far? -_-’

    • Dommeh

      Seriously Honey, they’re Musers, they OBVIOUSLY have a lot wrong with them. Darling, they were crazy before crazy was cool, but you, well you’re just a fucking killjoy, and not in the cool My Chemical Romance way.

      Now, suck my leopard print balls!

      Xoxoxox DOMMEH X

      • Matteh

        Oh, Dommy. You’re so right.

      • Someone with a bit of sense.

        You all fail to notice that I am in fact a muser myself. Why would I even be looking at this page if I wasn’t? Yes I’ve participated in the jokes and I understand that you guys find this amusing, and yeah it was funny for the first ten comments or so, but really? You’re on, like, almost 700 comments now. Don’t you guys have better things to do with your time?

        And FYI ‘Xoxoxox DOMMEH X’, I’m a Killjoy and a Muser. ;)

      • Drunk Matt

        Fuck off you cunt

      • Drunk Matt

        Fuck off you cunt./

      • Someone with a bit of sense.

        The maturity here, it’s overwhelming. I’m so glad I could read your amazing and witty responses.

      • Musefan who sometimes pretends to be Drunk Matt

        You clearly chose the wrong fandom

      • Muser who just wants to join in the fun

        Don’t read it if it bothers you that much *laughs at the 385th mention of Matt’s banana*

      • Someone with a bit of sense.

        I didn’t ‘choose’ a fandom, I fell in love with the music and it appeared that you lot liked the same music as me. Some of the most amazing and lovely people I know are musers. I understand if you lot wanna have a bit of fun with this, I just ask: why? Why keep going? You’ve used up every musey joke out there about 5 times on this thread so don’t you think you should drop it by now? I was merely stating my opinion, you were the one who chose to be rude to me.

        Maybe I’ve just grown up a lot since I first found this band. The jokes just don’t appeal to me as much any more.

      • Musefan who sometimes pretends to be Drunk Matt

        I think you’re trolling

      • Someone with a bit of sense.

        I think I just posted my opinion and didn’t expect everyone to have such a fit about it.

    • Musers

      FUCK YOU!!!

      • aida

        no seriously, this is a bit too immature

    • aida

      agreed. slightly bit too much

      • 14 year old muser

        My posting title is proof of the maturity of this thread.

    • Showbizspy owner

      Go back to work bitch

    • German Matt

      Back to zee keetchen bitch!

  • Matt to Fat Cats

    I gave these bitches heart attacks. Bitches love heart attacks!

    • http://Bitches Unintended

      no, we don’t

      • http://Bitches Bitches

        fuck, wrong name *hides behind a broken frame

      • Sunbirn Girl

        AHHHHHHHHHH NOW I HAVE BITCHES IN MY MIRROR

      • Mirror

        bitches love me.

  • Floccinaucinihilipilification

    It’s a long word.

    • Dom

      Thats not the only thing thats long

      • Matt

        And you know it

  • Matt’s chicken in his garden

    what the hell Matt stay away from my neck!

    • Matt’s fingers

      Mwuahahaha!!

      • Dead Glitterati

        I loved how you touched me.

  • One of 140 Dead Guitars that Died During Absolution Tour

    MATT YOU ARE A FUCKING GUITAR SLAYER. I HATE YOU.

    • Guiness Book of World Records

      Shut up or I’ll take you out

  • Little boy at the end of Sunburn video

    You broke the awesome mirror where i could see Muse. Die you filthy bitch. Die.

    • Little boy’s babysitter who’s in the mirror with Showbiz Muse

      LOOK WHO’S KNEE DEEP IN MUSE SEXINESS? NOT YOU CHILD!

      eehehhehehe.

      Shit.

      CHRIS NOT AGAIN!

  • Ava-Jo Wolstenholme

    Daddy, could you buy Justin Bieber for me? Let’s see who’ll fight over money then!

  • Toblerone

    Break me Chris.

    trollface.jpg

  • The dumb gossip site editors who posted this article

    OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE
    WHAT HAVE I STARTED
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

    • Matt

      Hate this & I’ll Love Youuuuu

    • fuckin’ pwoud Muser

      don’t worry it’s just beggining.we will write comments till you are closed!!MUAWHAHAHAHAH!!! >D

  • Jesus

    Ok

    • God

      I just told you no internet for a week Jesus. Go to your room, now!

      • Harold Camping

        God! Finally

  • A confused Kater

    WTF?

    • Person

      Sorry about this, the Muse fandom is a bit mental. They’ll get over it some day. Maybe.

      • Muser

        i weally dont think so

    • Someone speaking for the majority of the Muse fandom

      We don’t care about Kate Hudson.

      • Creepy Muser

        Just her uterus

      • Muser

        Well, she is the host organism for Babybel, so we care somewhat.

      • 14 year old muser

        Yo Kate, I’m real happy for you, Imma let you finish gestation, but Marilyn Bellamy had one of the greatest pregnancies of all time!

  • Alarm

    KATER ALERT KATER ALERT KATER ALERT

    HOLD YOUR HORSES

    • Knight of Cydonia

      Fuck that. Here in Cydonia, we don’t even have horses. We ride unicorns.

      • Unicorn

        Get the fuck off

      • Mikey Way

        SPARKLES IS DAT YU??????

  • Person who left the first comment

    My job here is done. *fades away mysteriously*

  • Space

    MUSE , we are still waiting for you all!

    • Dom’s drum sticks

      You’ll be waiting a long time, I’m afraid.

      • Unintended

        I’ll be there as soon as I can, though.
        but now I’m busy
        mending broken pieces of the life I had before and other stuff, you know

  • Cliff’s Beard

    I seem to have found something….

    • Crap song

      Please, please, let me back in your beard! People hate me!

  • Matt’s ink covered arms …

    Where the hell did we go?

    • Matt’s mum

      Nah.

  • Darkshines

    I will bring you down and make you heart feel sore, just like I did for Matt.

    • This is a MUSE demo

      Musers just need something to obsess over. Just wait till I’m out there…

      • eBay

        I’ve been waiting long enough, thank you very much.

  • Matt’s em… Beard?

    Please someone help me, I’m just peach fuzz!

    • Dominic

      Didn’t you call me a peach once

  • captain america aka chwis wolstenbeast

    this is a load of bollocks!

    • The Sun

      These journalists are getting seriously burnt by lying in me so much.

  • Muselim

    I haven’t even read the article! what is this?!

  • Dom’s leather jacket

    I’m sooooo leathery, Matt loves me bitches.

  • Just a Muser

    fuq u guis i’m gonna watch some takebow18 vid on yt and VIVA BELLDOM

    • Smartier Muser

      It’s called takeabow19 you idiot -_-’

  • Just a Muser

    *takeabow19

  • Matt

    damn right, dom’s leather jacket is pwoper sexy and it doesn’t ask me for a pre-nup :/ If only me and dom could have a baby together…

  • God

    You have to admit dom is pwoper sexy too…

  • Just a Muser

    I think Dom will be better without any clothes on him , right Maff ?? :D

    • Matt

      THINK? I know so honey.

  • David Icke

    *reads over 700 comments worth of crazy Musers’ Musings*
    *eyes sparkle*
    Even more proof that Matt Bellamy is a mind-controlling shapeshifting lizard…*continues to conspirisise*

    • Matt

      SHIT WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT.

      Now, get me Father Howard, he needs a good seeing to!

    • 14 year old muser

      Matt, I uncovered the truth of your alien heritage and offered to cover up the information. I sent it to qua.aol.com.. just like you said…. And you never answered.

      So I told the world.

      Now everyone knows you’re the universe’s only male siren! hahahahahaha!

  • Matt

    Yum

  • Matt’s red hair

    Pow.

    • Fangirl’s ovaries

      Leave us alone, you exploded us years ago.

  • Jigsaw

    Who wants to play a game?

    • Time is Running Out

      You’re something beautiful,
      A contradiction.
      I wanna play the game,
      I want the friction.

    • Globe on a keyring

      Michael does.

    • Person

      Ok. Poker?

      • Robert Smith

        Count me out.

  • RanDom aMUSEd MUSEr

    Gotta love ÜS MUSErs; better humor is hard (impossible) to find. (((X

    • Dommeh

      my better cock is hard. ;)

      ….. This isn’t Matt is it?

  • Crazy Muser

    we are the best fools that can be kings ;DD

    • Knights of Cydonia

      And no one’s gonna take us alive ;)

      • Schrodinger’s Cat

        …and dead.

  • Cave

    Matt, why don’t you come in me?

    • Matt

      Already have honey!

      • Undisclosed desires

        Your innocence is mine!!1

  • Bert McCracken

    I’m a statue, baby, knock me out.

    • Follower

      I follow you

      • guiding light

        screw you, you’re the reason i’m cold and confused!

  • Leeds fest

    I have all the Origin of Symmetry, bitchez love me.

  • Reading Fest

    Bitch please, Matteh loves me more, AND I get Origin too.

  • Supermassive Black Hole

    My reputation got lost! Twilight Fans destroyed me!

    • Neutron Star Collision

      I never had a reputation, how do you think I feel?

      • Uno

        like a bitch..just listen to yourself ‘love is foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever!!’ it’s awful :&

  • Megalomania

    The good news is she CAN have babies.

  • Kaya

    At first I thought this said, “Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy Fight Over Monkey”

    • Matt

      Monkey, money, it’s all the same. You and I must fight for our lives.

      • Knight

        You and I must fight for our rights!!!

  • Dom’s nostril hair

    Boy am I fluffy.

  • Condom

    Matt won’t use me. :(

    • Matt Bellamy

      Sorry, I’m not used to using you.

      • Megalomania

        fool. I lied.

  • Showbiz

    I’m a bit faffy and bollocks.

  • Matt’s twits

    This is gay

    • Matt’s twits

      I caught Dom watching Animal Nitrate by Suede yesterday.

      • Muse twits

        Hey it’s Dom lol fuk u why get my own account I have 1 rite here

      • Muser on twitter

        lolololol CWIS WHY DOESN’T DOM GET AN ACCOUNT D:

      • @MattBellamy

        dom wears something gay again lol txt it~

  • Chris twits

    he said to tell u guize dat his fone died.
    but alas i am DA WOLSTENBEAST and so I tell mai fanz the truth. Dom is lying. SHAME ON YOU DOM YOUR FANS DESERVE BETTER!!!11!1!

  • Matt’s twits

    lol i need a better username lol Muse_MattB is crap
    *changes it to bellamy_matt*
    OYEA MUCH BETTUR.
    *changes username to mattbellamy*
    LOL I LYK CONFUZIN’ ZEE FANS.

  • Guiding Light

    I will be on every setlist

    • Neutron Star Collision

      Fuck you, bitch. Matt said I’m better.

      • Feeling Good

        Both of you are pitiful triangle melodies when compared to me.

      • Showbiz

        Listen up, guys, I know you want to be on every setlist, but this isn’t even funny. GET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET RIGHT NOW, I KNOW MATT’S SEARCHING FOR ME

      • Neutron Star Collission

        Yeah he was searching and you were on a mission.

      • Dark Shines

        Yeah. Get me out of here, I don’t want another 6 years in a closet with that motherfucker.

      • Dom

        when the hell do I get to come out of the closet?

      • Closet

        When you find something decent to wear.

  • kwiss

    Don’t sweat it Matt. Just sign it and live happily-ever-after. We all know you will not cheat and to have Goldie and Kurt to boot? My god you are in-like-flint. Have fun like you usually do and take care of your baby. Love you forever!!!!!!

  • the guy from Absolution album art

    700+ comments later…

    Everyone can fly, except for meeee….forever alone.

    • OoS forks

      hey mate, not that bad, at least you have legs
      and arms
      and a head

      • the guy from Absolution album art

        yeah, and definitely something else, mate

      • OoS forks

        A helmet?

      • http://Bitches the guy from Absolution album art

        a helmet? nooo

      • OoS forks

        Then put one on because I think something’s gonna fall on your head soon.

  • Matt

    Oh well, time for Plan B – Hemp farm in New Zealand! What do ya say Dom?

    • Matt’s Sheep

      You’re taking us to New Zealand! You’re taking us to New Zealand!

      • New Zealand Sheep

        OH GOD! RUN INTO THE OCEAN! THEY’RE COMING TO NEW ZEALAND! THEY’RE COMING TO NEW ZEALAND!

      • We’re not sheep in the ocean

        OCEAAAAAAAAAAN

  • The Sun

    DEAR MUSE FANS.
    THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR THE MATERIAL OF THE NEXT ARTICLE ABOUT MUSE.
    THIS TIME IT WON’T BE A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.

    • confused MUSEr

      o weally?

  • Muse next album

    twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are …. Look what you’ve done Kate, nobody will love me with those fucking lullabies!

    • OoS

      hahahahahaha

      • The Resistance

        Yes!!
        I’m no longer the most hated album!!!

      • Absolution

        And Im still the 1st bitchez

      • Origin Of Symmetry, the album with Citizen Erased on it

        In your dreams.

  • Rocket Baby Dolls

    Matt and Dom watch me together whenever Kate’s not around. they said I’ll always be their favorite.<3

    • Crazy FanGril

      Can we have a rocketbabydolls copy too?

      • Rocket Baby Dolls

        Sorry honey, I’m exclusive.<3

      • Belldom’s video

        Duo is better than solo

    • Dom’s sex tape

      they said WHAT?

      • mushroom

        they ate me when they said that. you’re the best

  • DOM’S FAFF BAG

    DOMMEHHHH YOU FORGOT TO BRING ME
    STOP MAKING OUT WITH THOSE LEOPARD PRINTS OUTFIT!!

    • Dommeh

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • Dommeh

    GUISE I’M SO FAR IN THE CLOSET I CAN SEE SHOWBIZ.

    shit.

    • Maffoo

      …what are you doing in the closet? *thinks dirty*

  • Matt’s pervy muse forum account

    Dom? little help, can you get me out of the closet please? i’m just behind showbiz, but infront of matt’s long hair.

  • Red Hair

    Maffoo, we miss u :(

    • http://Bitches Maffoo

      you know that I don’t love you and I never did, I don’t want you and I never will!

  • Stephenie Meyer

    Twilight is shit(

    • Edward Cullen

      It is.

    • Bella Swan

      It is!

    • Neutron Star Collision (Love is Forever)

      No it isn’t! What was I built for then could someone tell me please?

      • Megalomania

        Hey there you horrible new song! Stop quoting me!

    • Hermione Granger

      Suck it.

      • Futurism

        And see.

      • Matt

        And swallow.

  • Matthew Bellamy

    Kate Hudson is my fiance!

    • Kate Hudson

      I prefer babydaddy.

      • Matthew Bellamy

        Fiance!

  • Tommy Wiseau

    HA HA HA WHAT A STORY, MARK

  • DW

    Doms mine foos

  • Red Haired Matt Bellamy

    HEY YOU, CRAZEH KIDS!!!! Where’s the parteh? *shrooms*

    • Blue Haired Matt Bellamy

      Just like a virgin blows…*thoughtful

      • Yellow Haired Matt Bellamy

        I’m blonde. bitches like blondes.

        Oh hi Dom!

  • Me

    Wow these comments have been going on for at least 327 years. Do you reckon there’s a limit?

    • Globe on a keyring

      Nah… they just promise to go on and on and on.

    • 2 Unlimited

      There’s no limit

  • ozzy osbourne

    who the fuck is justin bieber?

    • random guy

      I don’t know, but he looks like Dom.

      • Leopard Print Dommeh

        FUQ U I look like a girl

  • Maffoo With Blue Hair

    >.> Hay you crazeh kids. I’m gonna go play in every toilet. Kate just wants to spoil it to prove I’ve made a big mistake. *le angry* Can’t she see that I’m needing, BEGGING for so much more than she could ever give?
    WHY DID I LEAVE YOU, DOMMEH!!!
    COME BACK TO MEH!!!

  • nonsensical muser

    I am disappointed it took this long. Its like she drugged him… oooooo here’s one

    *le matt conspiracy* she’s a bloody UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • sensical Muser

      Unidentifed Fucking Object?

  • Jake Shears

    Matt is a super nice, talanted guy. I hava a photo proof: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/805/a2b51447d19e.jpg/

  • PleaseMe

    MATT PLEASE ME, SHOW ME HOW ITS DONE, TEASE ME YOU ARE THE FUCKN ONE! LEAVE KATE! SHE TRICKS HER LOVERS!! XD

  • Tom

    I got the video of the whole fight.
    Oh yeah, this is going on the website.

  • Ritalin Violence

    ok, i don’t know what’s going on here, but it’s not good. if Matt’s not happy with her, then he should leave her. if this is a load of bollocks, then that’s great. but srsly, i hope this is a bunch of lies, cuz what about babybells?? growing up without a dad?? no!

    • Punctuation and Grammar

      You fucked us twice on Tuesday, you goddamn bastard.

  • SJ

    LOL at all the Muser ‘comments’! As for the actual story, they make it sound like he hardly has any money or something, but I bet he earns just as much as her if not more! So why have a pre-nup anyway? They seem happy, always together and I don’t believe this story for all those reasons.

    • Killjoys

      We’re fabulous. And we have secret lives.

      • 3MO MCRMY

        oemgeees u notised?!?

  • http://Bitches Настя, 19

    Дом, ты пошто меня обидел???

    • Google translate

      Dom, why do you hurt me?

      • http://Bitches Настя, 19

        *did

        Dom, WHY OH WHY
        *cries

      • Google translate

        I don’t think Dom is here right now.

      • http://Bitches Настя, 19

        I’ll be waiting for him then. He must remember me!!

      • Google translate

        Maybe he would have if you’d actually let him touch you.

    • Maffoo

      Fuck you all! Dommeh`s mine!

      • http://Bitches Настя, 19

        fuck off and marry your Kate!

    • Maffoo

      Kate`s just covering me and Dommeh))

      • http://Bitches Настя, 19

        I don’t believe you

      • Maffoo

        Yeah, cause you`re just a naive and stupid fangirl xd

      • Dommeh

        Maaaaaafoo, God knows how I missed you*kissing Maffoo*

      • Maffoo

        *In love*

      • Horny fangirl

        Keep it up guys. I want that sex tape so bad.

  • Matt

    WHERE DID MAH FANDOM GO?
    DOMMEH WHERE ARE YOU? I NEEDS YOU

    • Dom

      I`m right here, my love!

      • http://Bitches UFO

        u are late.
        he’s one of us now

      • Matt

        NOOOOO YOU WILL NOT TAKE MAH DOMMEH FROM MEH.
        *uses cool laser things like the ones he uses on stage to kill the UFO thingy and the Zetas*
        NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHA DOMMEH <3

      • Kate

        *ahem*

      • Banana

        ahem…

      • Pwopa Fish

        *cough*

    • Pasta

      allow me to entwine you in my gummy al-dente perfection….. I will spill my special white sauce on your mouth… and listen to you “mmmm” every time you taste me…. Come back to me Maffoo! Unlike Dom, I’m available when groupies are around!

  • Amazes Me

    It amazes me how many uneducated people there are on this board that think they are being witty and funny with their comments.Its summertime,get off your fat asses and go do something productive with your life outside.Go for a walk,go play some golf.Even go to a movie.Just get off the computer and go do something.

    • Showbizspy

      Sorry but this isn’t a board. It’s a goddamn arms race.

      • fucking pwoper pwoud Muser

        Mate,to US it IS funny but you it isn’t because you don’t know MUSE the way we do.

    • Sailor Moon

      Lol speak for yourself.

    • Muser who is having lots of fun

      Mate, I live in Scotland. THERE IS NO SUMMER. This is amusing me (hahahaha geddit?) so I will join in. Go off and play golf on your own, us Musers are having fun.
      PEACE BRUVVAS

    • http://Bitches muser

      haters gonna hate, musers gonna muse xD

      • AK Muser

        THERE IS NO SUMMER UP HERE.

  • http://Bitches Yasha

    Matteh, did you forget about me? =(
    I burn like the sun here

    • I LOVE YOU YASHA

      YASHA BUUUUUUUUURNS LIKE THE SUUUUUUUN

      • http://Bitches YASHA LOVS YOU TOO

        I’ll burn your horizons, make no mistake

  • http://Bitches Thom Yorke

    He’s running out again, he ruuuns
    He’s running out, he runs, runs, runs, ruuuns

    • Moobs

      Oh no… not again….

  • Midnight Muser

    Where is everybody? o_O

    • Everybody

      Here

      • Forever alone

        I`m not alone anymore! Fuck yeah!

      • PWOPER FANS

        YOU HAVE US :D

  • Rage guy

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • Cereal Guy

      I told you so.

    • Hi, we’re called Muse

      and you’re watching ROFLMFAO.

      • Rage guy

        Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • 7 String E Manson

    Well hello there, bitches.

    • Kawai

      I am no bitch ;)

      • Matt

        WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?

      • Keytar

        I am a bitch

      • Keytar

        I want to exercise the demons WAIT, WAT?

      • Demon Moobs

        demons have moobs too. We need exercise.

  • PWOPER FANS

    MUSERS REJOICE!!

  • ZETAS FILL THE SKIES

    MATT WE’RE STILL WAITING FOR YOU.

  • pwoper fish

    The fight was obviously because I smell better than Kate’s pwoper fish area

  • http://Bitches The Edge

    I’m better than UFO! *pwoud

    • http://Bitches UFO

      let’s be honest, I could be bigger

      • Dom’s supermassive black hole

        So could I

      • Dom’s other body part

        I really couldn’t.

  • Paul Bellamy

    Oh yeah, I rule. I taught Matt how to play piano. Bitches love Matt playing the piano.

  • OoS Matt

    FUCK OFF YOU FANGİRLS I H8 YOU DİE

  • Dommeh

    Are you talkin’ about love?

    • Maffoo

      Huh, maybe ;)

      • NSC

        Because love is forever <3

      • Guiding Light

        Shut up, we all know people love me more.

      • Guiding Light confetti and stuff

        Only because of us

  • Matt

    HAPPY B-DAY TO ME

    • Dommeh

      Yes dear! Happy Birthday to you! I’m in the room wearing my leopard suit and holding a banana if you need me…

      • Matt

        yeah…

      • Kate

        i hate u matt !!!!! :((((

      • Kate

        bitch

      • Matt

        I’m sorry beautiful pregnant girlfriend, but Dom feeds me more bananas. And he ACTUALLY can’t have babies.

        I’m running far away with him, and I’ll never see you again!

      • Kate

        I have a bullshit movie coming out this year. How the fuck are you never gonna see me again?

      • Host

        If my wish comes true!

      • Dommeh in leopard-print

        jealous, Kate?

  • Kate

    fuq u matt. i don’t love u. i love your MONEY !

    • idioteque by radiohead

      take the money run! take the money run! take the money

      • trollface

        U MAD?

  • Resident

    Ain’t that a little harsh, Matt losing everything if he cheats and Kate not if she cheats? I mean,it’s supposed to be a rockstar thing, for fucks sake! And why argue over money? If the quid’s low just star in some awesome movies, do something important or life changing/saving, ask your mates, parents, etc for some moolah, or start pumping out those songs! Or just ask for me…I’m a good song that’ll never be released…
    toodle pip!
    Oh, and Happy Birthday, Matt! =D

    • Slipknot Dom

      SIT THE FUCK DOWN

  • Resident

    …oh shit, why is that so big?

  • Matt birthday sex.

    HELP ME!

    • Dom’s House

      I’m not far.

      • Host

        I wish I could be!

  • The Pleiades

    Hear that? Matt wants to play gig in the middle of meee! Jealous, Dom? *trollface*

  • bananas and red wine is where it’s at.

    I’m loving this Fandom! It’s hilarious.

    • The person who wrote everything on this page that’s actually funny

      Thank you

  • The person who wrote everything on the page that’s not funny

    I haven’t even read everything yet.

    • The person who wrote everything on the page that’s not funny

      actually, I only wrote half the things on the page that aren’t funny.

      • The person who wrote half the things on the page that aren’t funny

        that’s much better.

      • The person who wrote half the things on the page that aren’t funny

        Now I shall be known as the person who wrote one funny thing on the page!

      • The person who wrote on thing on the page that’s funny

        ty ty, stfu, kthxbai

  • Look in that mirror
    • Sunburn Girl

      NOO! NOT AGAIN!

      • Wolstenator

        And you musers think it’s all about belldom…

  • Showbizspy

    Hahahaha… that was funny guise… now we’re removing all these posts.

  • Plans

    Fuck me.

    • Matt’s Plans

      no, Fuck ME.

      • Early Futurism

        what are you doing taking me out of context?

  • Twin

    Balloonatic is my better half.

    • Ballonatic

      Twin is my better half.

      • Twin

        together we’re invinvcible!

      • NSC

        Because our love is forever!

  • Con-Science

    why does everyone forget about me? I’m the best fucking four notes they ever wrote, and I can give you nightmares while you’re awake!!!!!

    • Host

      get in the line, bitch.

      You’ll be waiting for about 3 more Muse albums,5000 more Wolstenkids, and 3 baby bells.

  • Muse Intstrumentals

    Don’t forget us Muse, we beg you. You once stroked us into life, and now we’re broken and lost, somewhere in a pile of ancient half-written melody scripts and banana peels.

    Play us again! It’s all we want….

    Sincerely,

    Niche, Piste 8, and Piano Thing.

    PS:

    DON’T MAKE US BLAST HIDDEN TRACK IN THE STUDIO AGAIN.

    • Nishe

      I’m called Nishe you dick and I was played in Kiev last month.

      • Lonely unplayed Muse instrumentals

        NISHE! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US!

      • The Gallery

        HOW DARE YOU FORGET ME!

      • Porcupine-haired tophat Matt

        I erased all the memories. They only gave me pain.

      • Erased Citizen

        Actually, they BROUGHT you pain.

        Why did you erase me? Who I was was so beautiful…..

      • Screenager

        Stop your screaming. No one can hear.

      • Resistance

        Take me away from here!

      • Neutwon Staw Cowwision

        Luuuuuurv is faweva

      • Dead Star

        I am the remains of a long dead star. A collison of two stars will always result in catastrophe.

        Thats what happened to Matt and Gaia.

        Thats what’s happening with Matt and Kate

      • Snowflakes in an ooocean

        They’ll dissipate, like us.

  • Instant Messenger

    You’ve got post.

    • Bwitish AOL

      Fuck you. That’s fucking copyright infringement.

      • Muse

        b-b-b-but!!!! !!!!

      • Bwitish AOL

        but if you change the song to something dommeh-gay, like pink ego box, and pay us lots of money, we’ll make it go away.

      • Kate’s wallet

        Did someone say money?

      • Jessie J

        Forget about the price tags

  • Creepy NME reporter

    So, Dominic Howard, how does it feel to have two first names?

    • Dom Dom

      It feel likes porn.

      Hey maffoo ;)

      • Matt Matt

        It’s true

  • Maffoo

    Have you seen Wolst anywhere?

    • Wolstenator’s Radio

      I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP-

      • Maffoo

        WTF Chris you don’t even have hair!

      • Wolst

        but I used to. And then I didn’t. And then I did. And then I didn’t. And then I did. And now I don’t.

      • WolstenRadio

        I can’t just play hidden track all day!

      • WolstenRadio

        PR Transmissions Will Now Resume

  • Annoyed Post Reader

    Okay.. I read all 800 posts… and it’s really really deteriorating right now. It’s like that dude 14 year old muser is writing all the comments…

    • 14 year old muser

      Maybe she is!

      • Annoyed Post Reader

        You kinda suck. I wish you would stop hijacking this fandom. It was fine the way it was

      • 14 year old muser

        crap it, you’re right. I relinquish custody of suckish posts henceforth.

      • Other person

        You’re not even 14.

      • 14 year old muser who is actually 14

        actually I am14

      • Slipknot Dom

        SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

        (preferably on my lap, sweetie)

  • 14 year old muser who is actually 14

    can I sit on Matt’s lap?

    • Matt

      waiiiiit a minute, I have underage groupies now?

      • Person who makes everything apparent

        Apparently.

      • Matt

        Awesome

  • Plug In Baby

    I was inspired by sex in a jacuzzi!

    • Jimmy Kane

      I was inspired by sex in pain!

      • Muscle Museum

        I was inspired by sex at the Reading Festival!

      • The Gallery

        I was inspired by sex in a museum!

      • SMBH

        I was inspired by sex.

        With Dom.

      • Sex

        I was inspired by Matt Bellamy

    • Hysteria

      I was inspired by rape….

  • Easily

    I was inspired by sex with Gaia.

    • Undisclosed Desires

      I was inspired by sex!

      • Sex On Fire

        Yo baby.

      • Jet Sex

        how about sex on an airplane?

      • Jimmy Kane pilot

        Not on mine.

      • Samuel L. Jackson Bellamy

        I’M TIRED OF THE MUTHERFUKKIN SEX
        ON THIS MUTHERFUKKIN PLANE

      • Tom Cruise

        YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE

  • Birthday Sex

    ………….

    • 33 year old Matt Bellamy

      your banana was delicious, Dom.

  • Showbizspy

    ohkay now we’re actually gonna remove these posts.

    • Muser 1

      Wanker. I’d like to see you try.

      • Muser 2

        DESTROY THE SPINELESS!!!!

      • Muser 3

        I AM DRIFTING AWAY

  • Kate

    Why did everyone stop RPing as me? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    • person who just RP’d as Kate

      I still love you!

      • babybellz

        Stretch it like it’s a birthsqueeze, bitch.

        Cuz it is.

      • Innocent bystander

        You’re swelling up, bitch

  • Adele

    We could have had it all!

    • Gaia

      HEY, THAT’S MY LINE

      • ADELE

        ACTUALLY, THAT’S MINE. EVERYTHING I SAY IS IN CAPS.

      • Ass

        Everything I do is in hats.

      • Dom

        does that include me?

      • Ass

        Do I do you or do you do me?

    • Uno

      But you blew it away

      • The Buke of Dom’s Cockminster

        I’m sacked.

  • Lily Allen

    Hey matt, im getting married soon. U jealous?

    • Matt Bellamy

      Umm… no….

    • Lily Allen’s husband

      Uhm, Lily?

      • Lily Allen

        What if I told you guys I was also sleeping with Dom?

      • Lily Allen

        Nananana nana na my ex will start a fight. Nananana nana na WE’RE ALL GONNA GET IN A FIGHT!

      • The Fiances

        So what?

      • Matt

        I am a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and don’t want you!

  • Megalomania

    The good news is, Lily can’t have babies.

    • Dom