Michelle Obama Having a Midlife Crisis

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

MICHELLE Obama is having a midlife crisis!

The First Lady of the United States says she acted out by cutting her bangs.

“This is my midlife crisis, the bangs,” Obama joked on The Rachael Ray Show. “I couldn’t get a sports car. They won’t let me bungee-jump. So instead, I cut my bangs.”

“I can do this,” she told Ray, smiling and gesturing to her new cut. “This is all mine.”

Meanwhile, Michelle is FURIOUS that Kerry Washing­ton wants to play her in a new TV movie.

Michelle, 49, suspects that President Barack Obama has the hots for Kerry, 35. Kerry’s desire to portray Michelle on film has sent the first lady over the edge.

“Its’ the final insult,” a source close to Michelle told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

“It’s only going to cause more sparks in the White House.

“Kerry may have no idea how smitten Barack is with her, but Michelle clearly has her claws out.

“Michelle was furious when she found out Kerry had been in­vited to the inauguration, and ripped into Barack, telling him, ‘Stay away from that woman!’

“Her jealous rage put a damper on the inauguration festivities, but at least the meltdown took place behind closed doors.

“There’s a controversial script making the rounds in Hollywood that explores Michelle’s rise from a Chicago hospital administrator to first lady.

“Kerry has instructed her agents to make damn sure she’s in the running for the lead.

“In addition to building a portfolio of herself as the first lady, Kerry is picking over Michelle’s past, and studying her mannerisms and unique personality traits so she can portray her style.

“Kerry wants to make sure she can blow her competition out of the water. But most of all, she’s hoping she’ll get a chance to spend time doing ‘research’ with the president!”



  • Elmo

    Look, if Barry has a crush on Kerry Washington, who could really blame him?