Britney Spears blasts her head off with a shotgun in South Park

Britney Spears South ParkA despairing Britney Spears blasts her head off with a shotgun before being photographed to death in the latest episode of bad-taste cartoon ‘South Park’.

The troubled star is pushed over the edge on the show after trying to escape paparazzi attention by going camping in South Park.

She reaches for her shotgun when the South Park boys trick their way into her hotel room to take a money-spinning photograph by pretending to be her kids.

Just before pulling the trigger she says: “You boys are never going to leave me alone are you?”

Britney somehow survives despite losing the top half of her head. She goes on to make a disastrous appearance at a music awards show like her MTV Music Awards comeback flop last year.

The boys try to save her from the paparazzi by taking her to the North Pole in the episode, screened in the US on Wednesday night.

But they are stopped en route by a baying mob who repeatedly photograph Britney until she is declared dead by a doctor.

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  1. “bad-taste cartoon ‘South Park’.”
    You see, this is exactly what this episode was about. It’s about stupid media reporting such as this article. The very first thing you try to do in the article is give it some sort of irrelevant drama, just like the episode showed the reporters focusing on the breast implant scars on Britney. South park 1, reporting 0.

    Comment by Steve — 20 Mar

  2. if you think this episode is insensitive or making fun of her then you’re the exact same as the mob who photogrpah her to death at the end of the episode. they made it grusome and shocking to make a point. and if that point is lost on you then i feel very, very sorry for you all.

    Comment by lzzzzz — 20 Mar

  3. The entire point of this episode is that society builds up celebrities, obsesses over them, and then has a field day (or years) tearing them apart. We’re more or less pushing aside things that matter and sacrificing these celebrities to make ourselves feel better.

    When Britney shaves her heard, or when some celebrity couple gets a divorce, or something, everyone pounces on the story and verbally attacks these people. As if we all don’t have flaws ourselves, let alone issues that matter.

    If you see this episode as an attack on Britney, you don’t really understand South Park. They go for obligatory shock value every episode, and it often doesn’t have anything to do with the main point.

    Just one last thing: if you want to fairly assess this episode, watch the entire thing, and compare it to the short story “The Lottery.”

    Comment by Roe — 20 Mar

  4. One of the most disgusting South Park shows yet, but you can relate to how crazy it must be for Britney Spears to have to suffer through all that’s she’s dealing with by watching it.

    Comment by donbear — 20 Mar

  5. This is insensitive, sick, and irresponsible. People get paid for this and believe they are creative?

    Comment by Susan — 20 Mar

  6. I thought the episode was brilliant – the top of her head being missing was obviously a metaphor for her mental illness (”losing her mind,” literally), and comparing her situation to both “The Lottery” and the ancient sacrifices of young girls who were bejeweled, venerated, and then publicly destroyed in front of cheering crowds was quite moving … as was the ending, which was honestly rather haunting, in which Miley Cyrus was being set up as society’s new sacrificial lamb.

    Comment by Sarah — 20 Mar

  7. This was a great episode that attacked society and it’s sick obsession with FEMALE celebrities and their downfall.
    South Park was supporting Spears in this episode. As her head was blown off people still called her “fat” and made fun of her.
    Think about it people.
    THINK!

    Comment by Beth — 20 Mar

  8. This episode was absolutely brilliant. Also a sad and disturbing

    Comment by Lemonhead — 20 Mar

  9. Though I’m a massive fan of the show, I’ll be the first to admit that some episodes of South Park are jarring in their message, especially in the initial viewing. This episode was no different. Disgusting imagery and audio, but an excellent message nonetheless.

    Comment by Elijah — 20 Mar

  10. Punishment

    I can feel the tug
    of the halter at the nape
    of her neck, the wind
    on her naked front.

    It blows her nipples
    to amber beads,
    it shakes the frail rigging
    of her ribs.

    I can see her drowned
    body in the bog,
    the weighing stone,
    the floating rods and boughs.

    Under which at first
    she was a barked sapling
    that is dug up
    oak-bone, brain-firkin:

    her shaved head
    like a stubble of black corn,
    her blindfold a soiled bandage,
    her noose a ring

    to store
    the memories of love.
    Little adultress,
    before they punished you

    you were flaxen-haired,
    undernourished, and your
    tar-black face was beautiful.
    My poor scapegoat,

    I almost love you
    but would have cast, I know,
    the stones of silence.
    I am the artful voyeur

    of your brain’s exposed
    and darkened combs,
    your muscles’ webbing
    and all your numbered bones:

    I who have stood dumb
    when your betraying sisters,
    cauled in tar,
    wept by the railings,

    who would connive
    in civilized outrage
    yet understand the exact
    and tribal, intimate revenge.

    Seamus Heaney

    Comment by Md — 21 Mar

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