Jackass star Stevo says he wants to kill George Bush

SteveoFoul-mouthed Jackass star Stevo says he wants to kill George Bush, revealed he’s facing more assault charges, challenged K-Fed to a “rap war” and urged the paparazzi to ease off Britney Spears.

He flew into a bizarre rant in front of snappers as he left a Miami nightclub with his girlfriend – and joked he would beat them up if they didn’t take his picture.

The British-born daredevil rapper spoke out from a cab outside trendy South Beach venue Set, but quickly took back his presidential threat saying he was “just a rapper”.

Hurling a string of expletives, Stevo shouted: “F**k George Bush, I’ll kill him. “Is that illegal? Nah dude, anyone in their right mind would kill that f*****g mutha-f****r.

“I don’t think that’s illegal no more.  “Nah, I’m not killing anyone I’m just a rapper – you know what rap is, it’s just art!”

Love Island star Stevo, 33, who famously stapled his scrotum to his leg in a stunt known as ‘The Butterfly’, then claimed he’s signed a deal with Universal Records before laying into pop-wreck Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline. “You guys ease out on Britney Spears,” he told photographers. “Hey, wait until you hear my K-Fed diss-track.

“He’s gonna have to diss me back right? Like anyone wants to hear his ass rap.

“I said I wanted to get him on my album, I’ve got a Universal record deal. F*****g asshole didn’t call me back so I dissed his ass. “Whole f*****g song – f**k K-Fed. Are you ready for this rap war?”

Ahead of his off-the-wall rant, Stevo – who’s previously been arrested over battery, drug smuggling and urinating in public – also mouthed off about troubled Rehab singer Amy Winehouse. “It’s been a big year for me and f*****g Amy Winehouse – and I don’t know about her but I aint f*****g sorry,” he laughed.

He then started rapping: “I beat paparazzi like Tommy Lee if they don’t take a picture of me.

“I throw them around the block like Kid Rock if I don’t see flash bulbs go off.

“I’ll kick your mother f*****g asses if you don’t take my picture.”

He then revealed: “Everyone knows I’m in rap now but nobody knows I’m up on assault charges.”

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Davina McCall says the first kiss with her husband left her mouth red raw

Davina McCallDavina McCall’s first kiss with husband Matthew Robertson turned into a snogathan that left her mouth red raw, she has revealed.

The Big Brother presenter said she was getting a bit impatient with the television presenter wondering when he was going to make a move.

She said: “We’d been courting for ages and it had been going on and on and on. I thought is he ever going to kiss me?

“The plumber had just been and left the flat. Matthew was sat on the coffee table and I was sat on the sofa. He leaned forward and I thought: ‘Oh crikey, it’s going to be the kiss’.

“I leaned forward and there was this moment that went on forever and then we kissed.

“We kissed and we kissed and we kissed. It went on for hours and come five o’clock the dogs needed a walk because they needed a wee.

“We took the dogs to the park and we walked round the park and at seven o’clock they shut the park but we were still in the park snogging.

“At about eight thirty we had to stop because I was literally red raw. It was a snogathon.”

The 33-year-old also let slip husband Matthew has a very unusual pet name for her – falafel.

He names Davina after the Turkish delicacy while the couple are together at their home in Chiswick, West London. The mother of three made the revelations on Channel 4’s The Friday Night Project on which she impersonated troubled singer Britney Spears by whipping off a wig and pretending to shave her head.

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Lily Allen Admits to Having Anal Sex With Boyfriend

Lily AllenNaughty songstress Lilly Allen has admitted she has anal sex with Chemical Brother boyfriend Ed Simons.

The pop star, famous for hits Smile and LDN, made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old.

Allen, 22, announced she was expecting her first child with Simons, her boyfriend of three months, last week before she let her secret slip on Channel 4’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, said: “I was with mum dad, his wife and my sister. We were all sitting round and I said my nipples really hurt today.

“My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: ‘Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?’

“I said: ‘Well yes but I didn’t think you could have sex by having it in the bum bum!’

“I thought I would write a song about it that goes: ‘I didn’t know you could pregnant from the bum bum’.”

Rob Brydon: “I once had an encounter with Prince Harry in a toilet”

Rob BrydonComedian Rob Brydon suffered stage fright when he found himself using the toilet while Prince Harry waited outside.

The Welsh impressionist, best known for his role in BBC comedy Marion and Geoff, said: “I once had an encounter with Prince Harry in a toilet.

“I was at a thing and went to use the loo but the door was locked so I had to wait.

“Behind me the door opened and it was Prince Harry.

“I’ve never peed under such pressure before. I could barely go knowing there was a prince behind the door.

“I hurriedly finished and came out and I said: ‘There we are, you’re next in line for the throne!’”

Brydon made the revelation on Channel 4’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

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JK Rowling speaks out about the depression that inspired her to write Harry Potter books

JK RowlingBest-selling author JK Rowling has spoken out about the depression and difficult childhood that inspired her to write the Harry Potter books.

At one point she suffered so severely with depression that she woke every morning expecting to find her baby daughter dead.

Joanne Rowling made the revelation after agreeing to let a film crew follow her for a year in the life of documentary during the release of her latest novel Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She admitted the Harry Potter series began as an attempt to reclaim her childhood and even ends the series by giving Harry Potter a family.

She said: “I was very frightened of my father for a very long time and also tried desperately to get his approval and make him happy.

” Then there came a point I couldn’t do that any more so I haven’t had any contact with my father now for a few years.”

Rowling’s mother Anne was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis when Rowling was 15 and died in 1990 completely unaware of the success her daughter was about to become.

The mother of three admits her mother’s painful death influenced her writing. “It has seeped into every part of the books,” she said. “She would have odd losses of feelings in limbs, her balance was poor for a long time and then it got worse and worse and she decided it was time to visit the doctor.

“She had a very virulent form of the illness and at that time there were no drug treatments at all.”

The hit author opened her heart by admitting she regrets not seeing her mother’s body before her funeral.

“I wanted to see her but my father didn’t want me to see her and I mistakenly agreed not to,” she said. “I deeply regret that. I really wish I’d seen her. It didn’t matter what she looked like. It would have made thing easier.”

Depression hit Rowling when her first marriage to a television journalist broke down after just two years. She had moved to Portugal to teach English and gave birth to her first daughter Jessica. She said: “I’d had a short and quite catastrophic marriage. “I had to get my baby back to Britain and re-build us a life and adrenaline kept me going.

“It was only when I came to rest it hit me what a complete mess I had made of my life. That hit me quite hard.

“We were as skint as you can be without being homeless and at that point I was definitely clinically depressed.

“That was characterised my a numbness, a coldness and an inability to believe you will feel happy again. All the colour drained out of life.”

Rowling hit an all-time low when she convinced herself something awful was destined to happen to her two-year-old daughter. She said: “I loved Jessica very very much and was terrified something was going to happen to her. “I’d gone into that very depressive mind set where everything has gone wrong so this one good thing in my life will now go wrong as well.

“It was almost a surprise to me every morning that she was still alive. I kept expecting her to die. It was a bad bad time.”

Film crews took Rowling back to the flat a few miles from Edinburgh where she overcame depression by writing first novel Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. Tears began to flow as she walked into the small lounge room where she first put pen to paper.

She said: “This is really where I turned my life around completely. My life changed so much in this flat.

“I feel I really became myself here. Everything was stripped away. I’d made such a mess of things. I just thought I want to write so I wrote the book. What was the worst that could happen? It could get turned down by every publisher in Britain. Big deal.”

As she walked into the bedroom she spotted the whole Harry Potter series on the current owner’s bookshelf. “If it all disappeared this is where I would come back to,” she said. “Because it’s such a well worn part of my story now it’s a big yawn to hear how I wrote it as if it was some publicity stunt I did for a year, but it was my life and it was very hard.

“I didn’t know it was going to be this fairy tale resolution. Coming back here is just full of ghosts.”

Rowling revealed how she wished to be a writer since her childhood but says she never expected the fame that has come with it. “I wished to be published and I wished more than anything in the world to be a writer,” she said. “It never occurred to me in a million years that people would search my dustbins, put a long lens camera on me on the beach or bang on the door of one of my oldest friends and offer her money to talk about me.”

Rowling has ruled out writing any more Harry Potter books but let slip she is working on a new novel. “It’s definitely time to stop now. I don’t want to write any more Hogwarts books,” she said.

“I’m happier now than I’ve ever been in my life.”

Rowling described her new novel as a political fairy tale. She said: “I’m not in a mad hurry to publish, I would like to take my time. I’ve lived with deadlines for ten years and I’m currently able to luxuriate that no one’s really expecting it so I feel as if I’ve gone right back to the beginning where I was with the Philospher’s Stone in my own private world.

“I’d really like to enjoy that sole possession for a little while,” she said on ITV’s JK Rowling, A Year in the Life.

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Rihanna says fame makes her feel lonely and unhappy

RihannaSinger Rihanna says fame has made her feel lonely and unhappy.

The ‘Umbrella’ songstress , 19, revealed her rapid rise to fame and success has exposed her to the dark side of celebrity.

She said: “Fame is lonely. At first, I was on an adrenaline high – this is my dream. I’m actually doing it, it didn’t phase me that I was alone, that I wasn’t with the people I love. But after a while it gets repetitive and that is when you think, ‘Oh wow, I am sitting in a hotel room once again, just me and the television.’

“When you are in the spotlight, people are like, ‘What do you have to worry about?’ They forget that the success is one great aspect of your life, but behind that there are problems, there are dark sides, there is loneliness and unhappiness.”

The singer – who is rumored to be dating actor Josh Hartnett, also admits that she has struggled to make real friends in the music industry – because she hasn’t been able to trust anyone.

The singer, famous for annoying the world with the lyrics “You can stand under my Umbrella, Ella ella eh eh eh,” added: “In this business people are shallow, they are dishonest. You can’t trust them.

“I have always had a thing for reading people. When I come into contact with a situation or a person, the first thing I do is just sit quiet for a little while. I sit and watch you.

“It really helps me to understand how to play the game, and sometimes you have to play it. It is a game that really sucks.”

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