1) “There is an actor on a television series who seems like he would be an interesting character to live with. That might not be the case for his wife, however. A couple of weeks ago, our actor came home from work a lot earlier than usual and found his wife in the hot tub with a neighbor of theirs. The neighbor, who is also an actor, is best known for his role on a classic TV show. The wife and neighbor, who were sitting on the same side of the hot tub and were somewhat intertwined when the actor emerged from the house, both jumped up, obviously startled. The neighbor explained that they were in the hot tub together because he had pulled his hamstring muscle playing tennis earlier that day, and the actor’s wife had been kind enough to let him use the hot tub, to show him some stretching exercises, and to share a glass of wine with him. While we don’t know if there is a generally accepted seating plan when it comes to neighbors and hot tubs, we think that this particular arrangement sounds mighty suspicious.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “This married/aging actress has put up with a lot throughout her celebrity marriage. She’s practically raised the kids on her own, dealt with scandals and cheating and still managed to put on a happy face on the red carpet. Within this next year, she plans to finally leave her husband and make the divorce public. The current final straw? Not other women or drugs, but an addiction to World of Warcraft. We kid you not.” [Blind Gossip]

1) “He is the lead actor of a current television series. He comes across as such a nice normal guy that it is hard to believe he is really odd behind closed doors. He likes it rough. No, not like “spank my butt” rough. More like “use your stiletto heel to step on my privates” rough. He can’t get his wife to engage in these activities, but there are several women on the side with four-inch heels at the ready.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “Which TV pin-up is hiding an embarrassing secret? His lush, fullbodied look is a result of costly hair implants? Otherwise, he’d be as bald as a coot…” [Daily Mirror]

3) “Which TV presenter flooded the toilet in his dressing room? Only it wasn’t just water that overflowed.” [The People]

1) “This engaged star goofed up last month. Although he is set to be married sometime in the future, and seems like a devoted boyfriend, we hear he had a little ’slip’ in a nightclub bathroom. Our source said the cheating happened in the men’s room, but will not comment if the other person involved was male or female.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “Which young urban act filmed themselves on their mobile phones shagging groupies then sat around watching the footage together on their tour bus? They invited one of their crew to join, or at the very least watch, but when he made excuses on account of the fact that he had a wife at home, the boys were incredibly apologetic and told him they didn’t mean to disrespect his wife. How sweet.” [Pop Bitch]

3) “This actress/member of band/reality star recently had an operation to restore a good portion of one of her ears. She and her boyfriend got into an argument. He got her in a headlock and pulled all of her earrings out without removing the backs. With makeup and her long hair she can hide it from a distance but up close it is a mess and parts of her ear are a different color than others.” [CDAN]

1) “This actor has been fighting off rumors about his sexuality for years. That’s why it is curious that he isn’t publicly announcing that he is engaged to be married to a very pretty girl. You would think that he would want to shout it from the hill tops, and soak up all the hetero kudos it would bring him. Instead, he’s keeping it very quiet. We can only think of three reasons for this. First, that he is not as committed as the engagement implies. Second, that he doesn’t want to scare off potential gay partners. Third, that he doesn’t want any attention. Wait, scratch that last one. He loves the limelight. We smell disaster all over this one.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has threesomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a prostitute for his upcoming birthday.” [BuzzFoto]

1) “A youngish film actress we all know did a bit of furniture shopping over the weekend. She was in several high end stores – accompanied by a designer – focused specifically on purchasing a pair of modern sofas in the $10,000 and up range. She found a style she liked, chose a leather fabric from among the swatches, and was told that it would be ready in several months. The star said that the time frame was ridiculous, and wanted the custom pieces in her home within a week. The sales person – and her designer – very patiently and professionally explained the process of ordering, producing and shipping custom furniture, but the star persisted in her demands. At one point, she even asked them to give her the sofas for free. Her logic? ‘Everyone else gives me things for free,’ and because ‘a lot of famous asses will be sitting on them.’ She is one of them.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “This foreign born C list movie actress was rumored to be in a relationship with this B+/A- list movie actor. The rumors were true but the relationship is having its problems. Not because they don’t like each other because they are crazy about each other. It is just that our actor has had some problems in the past with substance abuse and is trying to stay clean and the actress is in a full on do drugs whenever you can time in her life and is causing some real issues between the two. In fact, over the last few weeks our actress has been doing more than usual and looks like death warmed over according to someone who saw her at a press event.” [CDAN]

1) “This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn’t have to make that effort very often.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “A source tells us that this certain star is getting super thin because of a increasingly bad eating disorder. Maybe the pressures of handling a career and family are getting to her. Her family is concerned, but word is, her handlers aren’t- they’re the ones that suggested she lose the weight to get the work.” [Blind Gossip]

1) “You would think that in the Internet age it would be very difficult for a well-known person to fabricate their history. However, that is exactly what this youngish multi-hyphenate has done. She is approximately five years older than she claims to be, and she did not grow up in an upper middle class neighborhood, nor go to private school. She has been known to dabble in some unsavory substances that are in direct contradiction to her public persona. Perhaps as long as she maintains A-list status she has the power to convince people that her alternate identity is the truth.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “I guess this guy is a reality show host. The show is not really scripted although it does manage to usually bring out the tears. Anyway, the host likes to make it seem like everything on the show is all his idea when actually it is a team of people and he shows up for five minutes and takes the credit. He is also trying to sell the ideas that the other people have created and pass them off as his own.” [CDAN]

1) “What superstar has a seriously annoying girlfriend? She bugs her dude with constant diva-like demands … even during his golf games!” (HINT: Justin Timberlake!!) [NYDN]

2) “This up an coming B- list television actor is on a very hit ensemble show. He hasn’t really done much except for the show, but because of his high name recognition and the show’s popularity I am giving him a B-. Anyway, he and this teenager starting dating and it was fairly public until he started dating his C+ co-star. She is C because her name recognition isn’t as big. Anyway, our actor has continued to date the teenager and his co-star as well as others. When our actor was out of the country doing press, his co-star found out about the teenager and has vowed revenge. As an added twist, the teenager has been our actor’s drug purchaser so that he is never caught actually buying his nose candy.” [CDAN]

3) “Which celebrity couple is nicknamed “Bye-bi STI” for their habit of picking up men or women for threesomes… and leaving them with sexually transmitted infections?” [Daily Mirror]

1) “Which closeted TV icon should be more careful about whom he dates? He has been squiring an infamous gay bartender around town, and everyone’s noticing.” [NYDN]

2) “This actor is C list. He probably used to be B list. Not a very recognizable name, but you would definitely know the face. He has done a mixture of both television and movies. Every few years he gets a really great lead in a movie or television show, but nothing long lasting. He got his big break and the lead in his first movie because he blackmailed the producer of the movie, who was also an actor in the same movie and has a good guy reputation. The blackmail in question consisted of some photos our actor had taken at the party of the good guy producer/actor snorting coke. It doesn’t seem like a big deal, but this producer/actor’s entire career is based around his good guy reputation.” [CDAN]

3) “As summer approaches, many women pay renewed attention to the hair down there. All sorts of shaving, dipilatories and lasers are utilized to defoliate an area that may have become a bit overgrown during the winter months. This actress is the whole package, and is rocking the kind of body that defies the need for a body double. However, during her last hair-removal action, she may have gotten a little carried away. Every last vestige of hair was removed from every inch of her private parts. With no supportive foliage, every form fitting outfit she was wearing for her movie turned into an instant camel teo. The wardrobe people had to scramble to create a prosthesis and supportive undergarments to smooth out the attention-getting lines.” [Blind Gossip]

1) “Which starlet’s constant state of inebriation is causing problems in her marriage? Her hubby hates having to physically remove her from nightclubs.”  [NYDN]

2) “This former A list always movie actress still considers herself A list even though in reality she is about D. She does have A list name recognition and was the star of one of the most famous movies of all time. Not highest grossing, just one of the most famous. Anyway, she is not known for her quiet demeanor and when she has a drink or seven can get rather nasty. Recently she got into a fight with her current boy toy and during the argument threw a glass or two or three at her toy. Well, on one of her throws she missed and hit an original Picasso she has hanging on her wall. The painting was shredded by the glass as it shattered as well as the beverage she had inside. Of course she told her insurance company it fell during a mild earthquake and landed on a glass table beneath the painting, shattering the table and damaging the painting.” [CDAN]

3) “We don’t know the exact reason this star is so skinny now, but we do know how she stayed thin as a teenager. She was on a hit television show and had lots of kissing scenes with her on-screen boyfriend. When she would engage in those scenes without first brushing her teeth after one of her regular bouts of bulimia, her costar would make his disgust known to all within earshot. So now our girl is all grown up, but she is once again disturbingly thin. While it’s more difficult for her parents to intervene in their daughter’s life at this stage, a recent death has brought them all a little closer and given them access to their daughter’s emotional side – much to the chagrin of her controlling mate.” [Blind Gossip]