1) “In honor of Australia Day, I thought I would make this blind item Australian. This actress is formerly A list, but now a good solid B. Back in the day when she got her role that made her internationally famous she got the role by sleeping with…read more

1) “These two popular talk-show hosts have been blasting each other with sly on-air comments. The chatty daytime rivals have been tossing the other’s competing show under the proverbial bus! Who are they?” [National Enquirer] 2) “Her significant other tricked her, plain and simple. This B+ movie actress…read more

1) “Which squeaky-clean pop star is desperately trying to keep his p*t-smoking habit and hookups with a Las Vegas ho*ker under wraps? The young crooner’s famous girlfriend wouldn’t care so much about his wacky weed habit, but she probably wouldn’t appreciate the cheating!” [NationalEnquirer] 2) “A pregnancy in…read more

1) “This young celebrity is gay. His parents didn’t feel that his sexual orientation would enable him to be successful, so they pushed him into marriage early to maintain that wholesome family image and to quash gay rumors. They picked out a star struck young lady for him,…read more

1) “I guess this woman is still an actress, but she has not been in anything forever. She makes her living these days by living off her past fame and recent reality performances. Back in the day she was a solid B lister. Anyway, she has trouble getting…read more

1) “This hunky A-lister’s mom was the REAL reason he dumped his multitalented but larger-than-life former girlfriend. The studly mama’s boy, who recently started dating a well-respected actress, received a thumbs-up on his new gal from mommy dearest.” [NationalEnquirer] 2) “Which handsome movie star is hiding a hideous…read more

1) “Which famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her…read more

1) “Which pretty twenty-something star is currently wreaking havoc among three famous show biz families? She is fake dating a guy in the first family. At the same time, she is real dating a guy in the second family. And that guy is supposedly involved/co-parenting with a girl…read more

1) “Which male designer bizarrely motioned for his London fashion-show audience to stand after the presentation, only to find them resolutely sitting there, blank-faced?” [VillageVoice] 2) “Which thirtysomething blonde socialite is using her diet pills at such an alarming rate that her doctor won’t renew the prescription unless…read more