John Mayer Dumped Jennifer Aniston by Text Message

Oh Pahleeze! Jen (sniff sniff) the scorned Lover...Get a grip girl! Get over it! You got too close for comfort too soon and blew it yet again! He was the best you ever had and you can't take being dumped! AGAIN! Could it be…your ex husband just had 2 beautiful twins and you can’t take it? Is child bearing a race to the finish a look at what I’ve got thing!! NO! You tried to cage in a young bachelor, who has always been very quite and discrete about his relationships, but the women he ends up with are always very in to being on the front page, he doesn't like the publicity and you backed him into the proverbial "timetable” corner. What did you expect? As beautiful as you are you should have dangled that carrot in his face and not jumped as soon as he showed the tiniest sign that things COULD progress…tisk tisk…you are a woman’s worst enemy…the reason we get labels and get lumped into categories…He was trying to protect you by saying the things he did, he said you were a great person, things just didn't work... he didn't want to hurt you. I think it's fair! You on the other hand run out and hook up with someone else to try to rub it in his face... now that's being a BIG girl... Whatever! What should he have done???..Just continue being badgered??? Ignored the paps in his face daily? The micro phones thrust at him? Why??? While you get all the Boohooer's to run to your side and feel sorry the 39 year old princess just can't keep a lover... ...get over it! Move on! Suck it up! Tick.... Tock, I think your Botox timer just went off! I'm older than you are sweetheart, and look...almost just like you, so don't tell me I just don't know...or how could I understand...I have to knock the bastards off with a stick! Here’s a hint! Don’t give ultimatums in the first year...guys don't like that...be cool and standoffish...they won't leave you alone!

apparently jen was not too pleased with john mayer's timing re split-up; she would have preferred he broke up with her around the screening time of her new movie. that being the case, jen-jen won't give her side of the story until then.

I've never heard so much truth... Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, and who...there's so many in that little damsel in dis'dress clique. I can't stand it. They make these flaky ridiculous movies and people protect them as if they do a damn thing for anyone except rip them off with boring movies. She doesn't like press but she sure as hell was throwing her ass all over him in public and following him like a lost puppy...who used who? She's determined to 'win' Brad back. Brad had to damn near gnaw his arm off to leave her and he's happy. He wasn't leaving...he LEFT. I didn't like the way he did it but he's a better man. That little clique' may just be spoiled bitches that men can't tolerate very long. The did it...men want a down-to-earth woman who can cook, play and not look like a shoe the first thing in the morning...and John's a boob man...she probably just bored the crap out of him in bed. As for him, I used to love him to death but that was before 2005 when he started to loose his damn mind! Now I just hate the beotches getting away with media murder and cashing in...

Aww - here we go again - poor dumb Jen aniston gets dumped again ~ Get over it ! WHat sane young man will even remotely be thinking marriage and kids after a few months of being together with a woman years older tha him ? He has so much going for him, versus her just trying to get any mn to lay her so she can get even with Brad ? She didnt want kids with Brad, but now that Brad has kids, she claims to be the miggest wannbe mommy in the world - except no taker for the dad spot! Well surprise, most guys do have a brain on and see through her act! FInd a dumb blonde guy like you and stay with him till he sees reasons to spawn any kids with you - I'm happy for John - he deserves someone with a brain and who wants hom for more than his sperm donor status !!