George Clooney: "I'm Getting Married & Having Children Today"

George Clooney's legendary sense of humor was on show for all to see at the Burn After Reading press conference Wednesday in Venice, Italy.

The actor -- who was accompanied at the junket by his Burn co-star and pal Brad Pitt -- was bombarded with off-topic questions, which he answered with a smile.

When a Hong Kong TV channel reporter asked Pitt if his twins look more like him or Angelina Jolie, Clooney stepped in to save his buddy. "The twins are fine," George said.

Is it better to win an Oscar or fall in love with a beautiful woman, another reporter asked Pitt.

"Brad, don't answer that," Clooney quipped.

Reporters then asked Clooney if he has any plans to settle down and have kids himself.

"I am so surprised to hear that question," he joked. "That is honestly the first time I've been asked that question.

"I am getting married and having children today. Brad?"

Replied Pitt, "And until then I'll be sharing mine with him. I'll have two more by next year."