Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Don't you just love 'em? It makes the weekend feel like it's within reach! Lovely!

Today, Wednesday, we're daring to mention Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston in the same sentence; it looks like Jolie has given birth, while Aniston is showing her insecurities.

Angelina Jolie Checks Into Hospital

Angelina Jolie checked into a Nice, France hospital Monday where she will remain until she gives birth to twins. The actress, 33, has probably given birth already -- as her doctor is set to hold a press conference later today. The babies are (were??) expected to be delivered by Michele Sussmann, who was flown to France from the U.S..

Jennifer Aniston Gets Kimberly Stewart Removed From John Mayer Gig

Still insecure following her 2005 divorce from Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston got John Mayer's former party pal, Kimberly Stewart, removed from his gig in London this past weekend. A source reveals, "Jennifer spotted Kimberly and asked John what she was doing there. John and Kim know each other from clubbing in LA, but Jennifer doesn't want anyone around who reminds her that he used to be a player. She has fallen head over heels for John, but she's scared it will all go wrong again. Another woman stole her man before when Angelina Jolie started dating Brad Pitt -- she couldn't bear it to happen again."

Elsewhere Online..

No one cares about Lindsay Lohan's Dad -- Perez Hilton.

Another 'Friends' movie rumor -- D Listed.

Britney Spears' mom's memoir is apparently riveting -- Gawker.