1) “This former B list television actress and now C list movie actress has been single for awhile. Maybe not for long though. At a recent event, our actress was supposed to walk the runway at a fashion show. When her time to walk approached, no one could find her. People were running around looking for her. They finally found her, umm, in her dressing room in the midst of full on sex. When told she needed to be on stage that second, she jumped up, pulled down her dress and walked the runway.” [CDAN]

2) “Dr. Arnie Klein – Michael Jackson’s dermatologist – just did an interview with Harvey Levin of TMZ. One of the topics they discussed was Michael Jackson’s peculiar habit of whipping out his privates in front of other people (including children) to pee in a cup so that he wouldn’t have to walk down the hallway to the bathroom. Dr. Klein said he didn’t think that the habit was all that unusual. Then he told a short story of a female country singer he knew. He said that she told him that when she lived in the country, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to stay warm. Who might he be talking about?” [Blind Gossip]

1) “Which hunky actor is a real stinker? His girlfriend has refused his kisses because of his seriously bad breath. Maybe that’s the reason they’re constantly on and off.” [Star]

2) “You may already know that this family has one child in trouble. Perhaps it’s the result of his famous acting parents constant fighting. Will they ever go their separate ways? He’s not the only kid in his family acting out, though. Daddy’s little princess is also into the kinds of things that horrify parents – alcohol, drugs, and sex. Yep. All three. It’s all pretty hush-hush at this point, but you might see a second surprise hit the press pretty soon.” [Blind Gossip]

1) “Whenever we look at this actress’ face, we think “she looks weird”. Are her cheeks higher? Did she get her eyes lifted? Are her boobs larger? Is it the frozen Botoxed forehead? The Restylane-pumped lips? Actually, it’s all but one of the above. Girl, where are your parents? Are they actually encouraging this? If you feel the necessity to get all this plastic work done while you are still young and pretty, we’re expecting that by the time you hit 40, you are going to look like a freak show act. We actually thought you earned jobs because you had talent, but who can focus on your acting when you are starting to look like an alien?”  [Blind Gossip]

2) “This B+/A- list closeted television actress from a hit network drama was having drama of her own in the bathroom as her girlfriend was complaining that she felt left out and wanted to meet our actresses friends. Our actress kept her head on a swivel while trying to keep the conversation as quiet as possible. The girlfriend is very, very young and a gorgeous blonde.” [CDAN]

1) “This movie actress has been very vocal to inner circle about her clock ticking. She wants to be a bride and have a baby with her current famous beau, ASAP – not necessarily in that order. One warning to the guy: Don’t be a fool. She doesn’t really love you. This is all a game to her. She is actually telling friends and family that she thinks you’re an idiot – but a moldable, rich, famous, good-looking idiot who brings her more attention than she can get as a solo act. She will date you at the peak of your fame, and will lose you as soon as your star fades. Then again, we don’t know why we are warning him about her, when he is almost as bad as her.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “When the idea for this show was invented, there were a lot of people who believed in it. They were worried about getting the concept out there, and even more worried that the networks wouldn’t think it worth their time to produce it. To get this new show off the ground, the creators did a little ‘creative accounting’ to fund the project. They cooked the books a little in order to get the network to pick up on it. Now that this show is a hit, the Production company is scrambling to pay off debts and get things back in order before someone finds out. Not an NBC show.” [Buzz Foto]

SHIA LaBeouf has confirmed reports he’s started trading stocks and shares.

The actor — who is currently shooting new movie Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, which sees him play a young Wall Street whizzkid who dates the daughter of Michael Douglas‘ Gordon Gekko character — says he knew nothing about the financial world when he was first cast by Oliver Stone, so he walked into a brokerage firm and asked for help — and soon got so hooked, it has become the biggest part of his life.

The actor says he used $20,000 to study the markets. “As of this morning, that’s $297,000,” he said.

“I manage my own portfolio. I check through the day, read the daily Wall Street Journal, trade personally on my cellphone, text people throughout the day, carry my laptop on the set, have Bloomberg on speed-dial. I now have lots of friends in lots of places.”

And the Transformers star is not alone — his costar Josh Brolin has also become hooked on trading.

“Shia and Josh Brolin finish their scenes, then talk market all day,” said director Stone. “I now go to Shia to ask, ‘What’s happening in the market?’ He started on it with this film and now knows everything.”

1) “This actor has dozens of TV shows and films to his credit. You would think that all that work would have made him the consummate professional. Not really. Instead, it’s turned him into a know-it-all about the role of everyone around him. He is constantly interrupting the director and the other actors with tips about how they can make their scene better. Everyone around him gets annoyed, but he is such a big star, they know that it’s usually easier to simply accommodate his wishes than to battle him on set. Perhaps he feels the need to assert himself on the set because things are so out of control on the home front? Surprisingly, his real-life primary relationship doesn’t put up with his domineering ways at home. She gets in his face and asserts her own position, usually to her benefit. If they are having a squabble – which is happening a lot lately – he sleeps in the guest room. The couple reportedly hasn’t engaged in personal relations in more than two months.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “This less than (lukewarm) but well known artist idolizes a super wealthy hip hop affiliated man from a distant. He tries to keep his fascination with this man’s swagger a secret because he doesn’t want to be known as a mere follower but behind closed doors, he orders up the same girl his idol does when he’s not sexing a well known female singer unprotected. Allegedly, they go unprotected because they both have the same STD (non-fatal) makeup. The follower copies everything his idol does accept renting private jets because it’s out of his price range but he’s another one who loves to make it rain in strip clubs. He’s also known to visit his Detroit girlfriend. He rents a penthouse, invites a crew over and when the party wears down, it turns into a freak festival. In his mind, he has a lover man’s rep and he does a lot of this stuff to keep his name out there, he never met a camera he didn’t like although people snicker behind his back because he tries way too hard to be down and to be a ladies man.” [Blind Gossip]

1) “A few years ago, it seemed this actress was cast in nearly every project. However, after an initial burst of fame, she wasn’t very discriminating about which roles she picked. A few bombs later, she fell out of the limelight. Wanting to make a comeback with a strong new look, she cut her long hair into a shorter, more contemporary style. Bad move. She was now too boyish looking to land anything. So she had hair extensions put in using a glue bonding process to return her to a more feminine look. Prior to one audition, she made the mistake of using a hot iron to straighten her hair. During the audition, she ran her fingers through her hair a little too roughly and pulled out a couple of the extensions right in front of the director. She was left standing there with a fistful of hair and a very red face, babbling about how she couldn’t understand how this could possibly happen when she paid so much money for the extensions, etc.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “Which Celebrity mom and network TV star with a teenage daughter just walked in to find her underage little girl doing a line with one of her adult co-stars?” [Blind Gossip]

1) “This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting experience, she’s been begging the producers of this highly anticipated biopic for a role. No, she doesn’t want to play the star. She wants to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions. She’s also been promising to “ugly down” and use her real name in the film’s credits. In short, she’s willing to do almost anything for a piece of the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “At a recent store opening, this C/D list celeb was offended when she found out that other stars were there and being paid to do so. After several angry calls to her agent that proved fruitless, she went to one of the employees of the store and threw a giant tantrum, demanding freebies to make up for her shame. The store employee held her ground and didn’t give out anything. So our star began threatening to destroy merchandise if she wasn’t offered something. That night she went home with some coupons to neighboring businesses and a free t-shirt and a warning to never return to the store. Not Paris Hilton.” [Buzz Foto]

3) “He’s a ladies man and he’s known to lavish his women [with gifts,] but when the newness of the relationship wears off, he’s abrupt and kicks them to the curb. He gives the impression he’s a big time baller and he’s had some recent big paydays. This is nothing but an illusion. Allegedly, four of his luxury cars have been repossessed in the last three months (including a Maybach). The IRS has also allegedly frozen some of his accounts and he no longer lives in a luxurious house, instead, he’s fronting in a rental until his money runs out. He used to take women on private jets (overseas) for shopping sprees. He’s also been known to withdraw $100,000 (in the past) out of his account to make it rain at the strip clubs. [Blind Gossip]

1) “This Celebrity couple will soon announce that they are splitting. They will probably try for a little while to pretend the breakup is friendly. It is anything but. Apparently, the male in the relationship has had some troubles. Mostly that involve his many accounts on singles website, both for gay and straight. When his girl found them, he claimed that he was doing it ‘just for fun.’ We think the ‘fun’ he means is when he actually meets some of the people he secretly courts online. Watch for the breakup announce very soon.” [Buzz Foto]

2) “This actor has strange taste in home décor. While all the houses in his neighborhood were painted in pretty pale pastel colors, he painted his house a dark, scary color. He received so much flack from neighbors that he repainted it in pastels less than a year later. Inside the house isn’t much better. He has sort of a comic book theme going on in several rooms of the house, complete with pictures of Superman, Batman and The Green Hornet. He’s been married more than once, probably because there aren’t many adult women who would enjoy having their home look like it was decorated by a 12-year-old boy.” [Blind Gossip]

1) “This busy guy must be really good at juggling. He is a very successful actor and has more than one high profile project in the works. And as if he wasn’t busy enough at work, he also has a wife, a mistress, and an ex-girlfriend, each of whom thinks they are number one in his heart. It was actually pretty surprising for us to hear about the latter, because this actor comes across as the ultimate nice guy – the kind of guy who would never, ever cheat on his wife. He must be a really good actor. Perhaps his juggling skills aren’t quite as sharp as they could be, though, because his ex-girlfriend thinks she’s pregnant.” [Blind Gossip]

2) Very loooooong blind item. [Blind Gossip]

3) “Maybe they have an arrangement. I don’t know. What I do know is that this A list female singer was spotted making out with someone who was most definitely not her celebrity husband.” [CDAN]